Twenty Questions: TMF Members

[CMartin]

1) What's the most disgusting thing you've ever put in your mouth?
blue cheese or a "cement mixer" shot

2) What's the dumbest thing you ever did on a cash bet?
Stand in front of Johnny "Red" Kerr's restaurant in Chicago holding a sign that said "I love the Knicks!!!". This was during the Michael Jordon era.

3) Given any amount of money, what's the one car you would drive for the rest of your life?
BMW 328i - I've always loved 'em.

4) Have you ever stolen anything other than nickel-and-dime shit when you were a kid?
nope

5) What was your single most embarrassing moment?
While at work, a co-worker said that we should all be "Happy Bunnies" in that we should just be quiet, content employees and not complain. I decided to my "interpretation" of a "Happy Bunny" dance right as a worldwide VP walked out of his office and saw me. It's still part of "office lore" to this day.

6) Given the funding, would you ever get corrective surgery, and if so, where?
Nope...although people might say that I should cnotact the "Hair Club for Men" but that's not gonna happen.

7) What is the one (and I mean ONE) CD you cannot live without in your collection?
Maceo Parker - "Life on Planet Groove"

8) You've found a wallet. There are a lot of bills in it. Do you keep any?
I'd return it and the money

9) What's the lamest excuse you came up with in order to break up with someone?
bad breath (I was in grade school at the time)

10) Where is the strangest place you've ever had sex?
Behind a Ponderosa (I was in high school)

11) If you could be any one person...real or fictional...who would it be?
The Doctor in my TARDIS.....

12) If you were 100% assured that you would get away with it, would you kill the person you hate the most?
definitely not.....

13) Have you ever wished you were of the opposite sex?
nope

14) What is your favorite song that you'd never admit you actually liked?
George Michael - Freedom

15) Who is the one person you would like an hour with to tickle-torture? (Again assuming you'd get away with it.)
Kate Beckinsale

16) What film moved you the most? Not your favorite per se...but moved you?
Blade Runner, High Plains Drifter, Amadeus

17) Ginger or Mary-Anne?
Mary-Anne

18) What's the biggest lie you ever told?
I don't need any help...

19) What's the one habit you have that you'd take a pill to get rid of if they had one?
It was smoking....but now it'd be pizza. I LOVE pizza....it's like a sickness

20) How do you feel?
excited (about work and personal life)

 

[TklDuo-Ann]

1) What's the most disgusting thing you've ever put in your mouth?
no comment

2) What's the dumbest thing you ever did on a cash bet?
I made up a rediculous story to see if a friend could keep it secret. She didn't.

3) Given any amount of money, what's the one car you would drive for the rest of your life?
a big old station wagon....I miss my old one!

4) Have you ever stolen anything other than nickel-and-dime shit when you were a kid?
yep

5) What was your single most embarrassing moment?
You ever hear the song, "splish splash"? Yah

6) Given the funding, would you ever get corrective surgery, and if so, where?
I'd rather get my dental work taken care of and have electrolysis

7) What is the one (and I mean ONE) CD you cannot live without in your collection?
Spirit Flutes

8) You've found a wallet. There are a lot of bills in it. Do you keep any?
nope

9) What's the lamest excuse you came up with in order to break up with someone?
lol not applicable

10) Where is the strangest place you've ever had sex?
also not applicable

11) If you could be any one person...real or fictional...who would it be?
myself

12) If you were 100% assured that you would get away with it, would you kill the person you hate the most?
nope

13) Have you ever wished you were of the opposite sex?
I seem to recall wishing I were a guy so I could get away with no shirt on really hot days. But, other than that, no.

14) What is your favorite song that you'd never admit you actually liked?
If I admitted it here, that would kinda falsify the statement, now. Wouldn't it?

15) Who is the one person you would like an hour with to tickle-torture? (Again assuming you'd get away with it.)
Can I be on the receiving end instead?

16) What film moved you the most? Not your favorite per se...but moved you?
Romero

17) Ginger or Mary-Anne?
neither

18) What's the biggest lie you ever told?
hmmmm.....can't think of any big ones

19) What's the one habit you have that you'd take a pill to get rid of if they had one?
I'm not a fan of pills. So, I guess none.

20) How do you feel?
achey but good

 

[TKForce]

O.K. I'm game so get ready to know more about the FORCES OF NATURE than you ever wanted to.

1) What's the most disgusting thing you've ever put in your mouth?
- Green beans.

2) What's the dumbest thing you ever did on a cash bet?
- I don't make those kind of bets or any bets really.

3) Given any amount of money, what's the one car you would drive for the rest of your life?
- I don't drive.

4) Have you ever stolen anything other than nickel-and-dime shit when you were a kid?
- I didn't even steal "nickel-and-dime shit" as far back as I remember.

5) What was your single most embarrassing moment?
- When I thought that I might have killed somebody.

6) Given the funding, would you ever get corrective surgery, and if so, where?
- Many people don't like how I look but I wouldn't change it because it's me.

7) What is the one (and I mean ONE) CD you cannot live without in your collection?
- That would be 'FFH Have I Ever Told You'.

8) You've found a wallet. There are a lot of bills in it. Do you keep any?
- Of course not, that would be stealing.

9) What's the lamest excuse you came up with in order to break up with someone?
- I have never been in a relationship where I've broken up with somebody.

10) Where is the strangest place you've ever had sex?
- I am not married, therefore I've never had sex before.

11) If you could be any one person...real or fictional...who would it be?
- I would only be myself as I believe that is who God wants me to be.

12) If you were 100% assured that you would get away with it, would you kill the person you hate the most?
- I love even my enemys and don't have it in me to want to kill anybody.

13) Have you ever wished you were of the opposite sex?
- I am as God made I could not wish for something other then that and feel right about it.

14) What is your favorite song that you'd never admit you actually liked?
- O.K. that d*** Swedish one BrightEyes and Crystal like. HAPPY?!

15) Who is the one person you would like an hour with to tickle-torture? (Again assuming you'd get away with it.)
- I don't like dishing out tickle torture, I just like watching it.

16) What film moved you the most? Not your favorite per se...but moved you?
- The Passion of the Christ, of course.

17) Ginger or Mary-Anne?
- If you mean, which do I find more attractive. Mary-Anne.
I know what you're think 'But TKForce you love redheads'and you're right but I never liked Ginger for some reason.

18) What's the biggest lie you ever told?
- Too many big ones to choose from. Before I found joy in the Lord just about every word out of my mouth was a lie of some sort.

19) What's the one habit you have that you'd take a pill to get rid of if they had one?
- I wouldn't, I believe you can't appreciate a change in yourself if you don't work for it.

20) How do you feel?
- Filled with the joy of the Lord as I always feel.


THERE! You know it, you can't un-know it.

 

[Saeria]

1) What's the most disgusting thing you've ever put in your mouth?
Grapette.. ewwwwwwww ew ew ew ew ew ewwwwwww


2) What's the dumbest thing you ever did on a cash bet?
Jump off a house wrapped in bubble wrap.. at least i had money for the drink machine while i was in the emergency room

3) Given any amount of money, what's the one car you would drive for the rest of your life?

The BATMOBILE.. hahaha.. nah, prolly some beater that would last me for the rest of my life.. pls.

4) Have you ever stolen anything other than nickel-and-dime shit when you were a kid?
I never was a good thief

5) What was your single most embarrassing moment?
going to jail and barfing in the cell.. and no, i was perfectly sober.


6) Given the funding, would you ever get corrective surgery, and if so, where?
somefin to fix my malocclusion.

7) What is the one (and I mean ONE) CD you cannot live without in your collection?
My cd of favorite songs


8) You've found a wallet. There are a lot of bills in it. Do you keep any?
no freakin' way.

9) What's the lamest excuse you came up with in order to break up with someone?
If i don't call it quits, i might smash you with a shovel..again.

10) Where is the strangest place you've ever had sex?
pneumatics room of a haunted dungeon display

11) If you could be any one person...real or fictional...who would it be?
Brak from SpaceGhost...

12) If you were 100% assured that you would get away with it, would you kill the person you hate the most?
nope, i don't make a habit of hating people, but there are a couple i seriously dislike. I think death would be cheating them out of what they have coming.

13) Have you ever wished you were of the opposite sex?
numerous times.. somethings would just plain be easier were i a dood.

14) What is your favorite song that you'd never admit you actually liked?
Michael Jackson- Thriller

15) Who is the one person you would like an hour with to tickle-torture? (Again assuming you'd get away with it.)
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha... yeah.. I've started digging the hole in the back yard, it should be done in a few days after it stops raining.

16) What film moved you the most? Not your favorite per se...but moved you?
Grave of Fireflies.. that movie made me cry like a little bitch for hours.

17) Ginger or Mary-Anne?
triangle

18) What's the biggest lie you ever told?
more lie by omission... not telling people that i am the chupacabras.. yeah, i'm sorry about that..i AM the chupacabra.

19) What's the one habit you have that you'd take a pill to get rid of if they had one?
saying odd things at random times

20) How do you feel?
quite content and a little hungry.. hehe i needs a snack.

 

[Gothika]

1) What's the most disgusting thing you've ever put in your mouth? hmm dirt mayby

2) What's the dumbest thing you ever did on a cash bet? never did anything on a cash be i would do crazy thing with out cash

3) Given any amount of money, what's the one car you would drive for the rest of your life?the car from back to the future

4) Have you ever stolen anything other than nickel-and-dime shit when you were a kid?sure have like movies from a libraby and also books

5) What was your single most embarrassing moment?when i got cought with playboys in school and my parents found out

6) Given the funding, would you ever get corrective surgery, and if so, where?never

7) What is the one (and I mean ONE) CD you cannot live without in your collection?hmmm just cannot think of one

8) You've found a wallet. There are a lot of bills in it. Do you keep any?depends if there is id if it has id i will if not then i will keep sorry

9) What's the lamest excuse you came up with in order to break up with someone?never done it

10) Where is the strangest place you've ever had sex?what is that

11) If you could be any one person...real or fictional...who would it be?hmmm dont know saeria lol

12) If you were 100% assured that you would get away with it, would you kill the person you hate the most?i dont think i couod ever do that to someone

13) Have you ever wished you were of the opposite sex?

14) What is your favorite song that you'd never admit you actually liked?hmmm dont know

15) Who is the one person you would like an hour with to tickle-torture? (Again assuming you'd get away with it.)in the works lol

16) What film moved you the most? Not your favorite per se...but moved you?hmmm dont know lol

17) Ginger or Mary-Anne?saeria?

18) What's the biggest lie you ever told?i did not steal those movies lol yes i was a stupid kid but dont lie anymore i dont like it at all

19) What's the one habit you have that you'd take a pill to get rid of if they had one?

20) How do you feel?ousome

 

[..Glamorous..]

1) What's the most disgusting thing you've ever put in your mouth?
Flan

2) What's the dumbest thing you ever did on a cash bet?
Beat up my sister.

3) Given any amount of money, what's the one car you would drive for the rest of your life?
Nissan Altima

4) Have you ever stolen anything other than nickel-and-dime shit when you were a kid?
Nope

5) What was your single most embarrassing moment?
7th grade, I wore pants with snaps on the sides to school. Someone stepped on the back and ripped them right off!

6) Given the funding, would you ever get corrective surgery, and if so, where?
Yes, I want a boob job

7) What is the one (and I mean ONE) CD you cannot live without in your collection?
Taking Back Sunday - Notes From the Past

8) You've found a wallet. There are a lot of bills in it. Do you keep any?
Nope

9) What's the lamest excuse you came up with in order to break up with someone?
My mom said I had to break up with them.

10) Where is the strangest place you've ever had sex?
on the trunk at the beach

11) If you could be any one person...real or fictional...who would it be?
Me

12) If you were 100% assured that you would get away with it, would you kill the person you hate the most?
Most likely

13) Have you ever wished you were of the opposite sex?
Eh, Nope never

14) What is your favorite song that you'd never admit you actually liked?
"Drama Queen (That Girl)" - Lindsay Lohan

15) Who is the one person you would like an hour with to tickle-torture? (Again assuming you'd get away with it.)
Not much of a ler, lol.


16) What film moved you the most? Not your favorite per se...but moved you?
Can't think of it now! lol.

17) Ginger or Mary-Anne?
Ginger

18) What's the biggest lie you ever told?
I told this guy who was 23 that I was 16 so he would date me. I was really only 13.


19) What's the one habit you have that you'd take a pill to get rid of if they had one?
Procrastination


20) How do you feel?
ANNOYED.. I'm about to kill the dog.

 

[nylontickler(m)]

1) What's the most disgusting thing you've ever put in your mouth?
Sea Urchin at the Sushi Restaurant
2) What's the dumbest thing you ever did on a cash bet?
Thought I could win a round of golf
3) Given any amount of money, what's the one car you would drive for the rest of your life?
Lambroghini Diablo
4) Have you ever stolen anything other than nickel-and-dime shit when you were a kid?
Not that I'll admit
5) What was your single most embarrassing moment?
3rd grade play...pants falling down on stage
6) Given the funding, would you ever get corrective surgery, and if so, where?
I got it...my eyes. LOVE IT!
7) What is the one (and I mean ONE) CD you cannot live without in your collection?
Morrissey - Greatest Hits
8) You've found a wallet. There are a lot of bills in it. Do you keep any?
All of them...then anonymously turn in the wallet
9) What's the lamest excuse you came up with in order to break up with someone?
Moving to Yemen
10) Where is the strangest place you've ever had sex?
Behind an elementary school...it was a Sunday...no one around...with my fiancee
11) If you could be any one person...real or fictional...who would it be?
Easy...Superman
12) If you were 100% assured that you would get away with it, would you kill the person you hate the most?
Totally
13) Have you ever wished you were of the opposite sex?
Never
14) What is your favorite song that you'd never admit you actually liked?
Wouldnt I be admitting it here? Fine...Dont Leave Me This Way - The Communards
15) Who is the one person you would like an hour with to tickle-torture? (Again assuming you'd get away with it.)
Ivanka Trump
16) What film moved you the most? Not your favorite per se...but moved you?
Rudy
17) Ginger or Mary-Anne?
Ginger
18) What's the biggest lie you ever told?
I've never told a a lie
19) What's the one habit you have that you'd take a pill to get rid of if they had one?
Answering surveys
20) How do you feel?
Very well, thanks.

 

[Scouse]

1) Semen
2) Quit drinking for 6 months
3) Ford Capri
4) Yes
5) Dancing to the backstreet boys and falling.
6) If I could afford it, I'd probably change parts daily.
7) I tend to stick to singles + mp3s
8) What wallet? But in other news, check out all this money I just won in a card game!
9) "I'm gay"
10)In a ball pool
11) Me, 10 years ago
12)No
13) Of course!
14) The majority of spice girls songs
15) Do the Olsen twins count as 1 person?
16) Click
17) Eh
18) What's the biggest lie you ever told?
"I'm gay"
19) Smoking
20) Sleepy

 

[falcon]

1) What's the most disgusting thing you've ever put in your mouth?
beer, when i was a kid i accidentally grabbed one out of the fridge. it was like 2am and i was half asleep.

2) What's the dumbest thing you ever did on a cash bet?
don't recall ever doing one

3) Given any amount of money, what's the one car you would drive for the rest of your life?
the batmobile. that thing is fucking awesome!

4) Have you ever stolen anything other than nickel-and-dime shit when you were a kid?
nope

5) What was your single most embarrassing moment?
probably when i went running up the hood of my car and almost put my foot through the windshield.

6) Given the funding, would you ever get corrective surgery, and if so, where?
uh, i'd probably have the hair on my back zapped off and i'd have my spine corrected to straighten it.

7) What is the one (and I mean ONE) CD you cannot live without in your collection?
Tool- 10,000 Days

8) You've found a wallet. There are a lot of bills in it. Do you keep any?
No

9) What's the lamest excuse you came up with in order to break up with someone?
never had to make up anything. only ever been with one other girl besides my wife.

10) Where is the strangest place you've ever had sex?
in a train bathroom while in germany. and i'm not talking about a train station bathroom. i mean a bathroom on a moving train.

11) If you could be any one person...real or fictional...who would it be?
pass

12) If you were 100% assured that you would get away with it, would you kill the person you hate the most?
no

13) Have you ever wished you were of the opposite sex?
at times, yes

14) What is your favorite song that you'd never admit you actually liked?
does not exist

15) Who is the one person you would like an hour with to tickle-torture? (Again assuming you'd get away with it.)
fuck, just give me anyone i don't care!

16) What film moved you the most? Not your favorite per se...but moved you?
pass again

17) Ginger or Mary-Anne?
mary anne

18) What's the biggest lie you ever told?
that i was out with a buddy when i was really out tickling a girl.

19) What's the one habit you have that you'd take a pill to get rid of if they had one?
bouncing my knees

20) How do you feel?
i don't know. tired i guess. almost 2am here

 

[DimpleToes]

.

Ok, here goes...

1) What's the most disgusting thing you've ever put in your mouth? caviar

2) What's the dumbest thing you ever did on a cash bet? DOnt know

3) Given any amount of money, what's the one car you would drive for the rest of your life? Good quesiton

4) Have you ever stolen anything other than nickel-and-dime shit when you were a kid? Nope

5) What was your single most embarrassing moment? Cant say

6) Given the funding, would you ever get corrective surgery, and if so, where?
total body lift
7) What is the one (and I mean ONE) CD you cannot live without in your collection? gotta pick just one... poutsssss

8) You've found a wallet. There are a lot of bills in it. Do you keep any?
Nope
9) What's the lamest excuse you came up with in order to break up with someone? Mom said no

10) Where is the strangest place you've ever had sex? in a park in the bushes at night.. got up and there were several ppl in a circle around us listending then clapped.. wow

11) If you could be any one person...real or fictional...who would it be?
Not sure
12) If you were 100% assured that you would get away with it, would you kill the person you hate the most? Nope

13) Have you ever wished you were of the opposite sex? sure

14) What is your favorite song that you'd never admit you actually liked?
Cant say
15) Who is the one person you would like an hour with to tickle-torture? (Again assuming you'd get away with it.)
Not sure
16) What film moved you the most? Not your favorite per se...but moved you? Notebook

17) Ginger or Mary-Anne?
Mary-Anne
18) What's the biggest lie you ever told? HMMMMM

19) What's the one habit you have that you'd take a pill to get rid of if they had one? Saying yes.

20) How do you feel? Worn out

 

[Dave2112]

Thinking of doing another one of these, since we have a whole new generation of folks here. And, since my TQWD seems to be on hold for the time being.

 

[Bohemianne]

1) What's the most disgusting thing you've ever put in your mouth?
Larva from a beef soup with veggie garnishing, to think it’s an expensive restaurant.

2) What's the dumbest thing you ever did on a cash bet?
I never do dumb things for cash bet…but for thrill of challenge.

3) Given any amount of money, what's the one car you would drive for the rest of your life?
Any of James Bond cars

4) Have you ever stolen anything other than nickel-and-dime shit when you were a kid?
Okay, I was on 100% RAW fruit/veggie diet for almost a month (college days). On 28th midnight, I stole and ate 1 chip of Pringles. It’s a very rewarding taste ever.

5) What was your single most embarrassing moment? Joining a singing contest (Age 10) and halfway singing I forgot the damn lyrics. I hid in the house for a week.

6) Given the funding, would you ever get corrective surgery, and if so, where?
I’ll add at least 4 inches to my height; change my oblong face to heart shape

7) What is the one (and I mean ONE) CD you cannot live without in your collection?
Classical Music

8) You've found a wallet. There are a lot of bills in it. Do you keep any?
If there is no trace of identification, I’ll put them in bank or trust fund for charity.

9) What's the lamest excuse you came up with in order to break up with someone?
No breakups. I’m currently married to the one man I dated since college…

10) Where is the strangest place you've ever had sex?
Close to sex. Wild petting behind some trees at a dark secluded park

11) If you could be any one person...real or fictional...who would it be?
Vampire or Succubus

12) If you were 100% assured that you would get away with it, would you kill the person you hate the most?
No. I never hate anybody that much.

13) Have you ever wished you were of the opposite sex?
I’d prefer additional increase in IQ rather than gender change.

14) What is your favorite song that you'd never admit you actually liked? “Greenleaves of Summer” by Everly Brothers, “Scarborough Fair” by Simon & Garfunkel

15) Who is the one person you would like an hour with to tickle-torture? (Again assuming you'd get away with it.) Hmmmmmmm…send me one. Forget it. I'll get chicken little.

16) What film moved you the most? Not your favorite per se...but moved you?
Books but not movies

17) Ginger or Mary-Anne? Ginger

18) What's the biggest lie you ever told?
Nothing that big, but just to avoid harm/destruction

19) What's the one habit you have that you'd take a pill to get rid of if they had one?
Having too much protocol on small things

20) How do you feel? 101% hyper

 

[-Hari-]

Thinking of doing another one of these, since we have a whole new generation of folks here. And, since my TQWD seems to be on hold for the time being.

please do dude, its good fun

 

[BigJim]

1) What's the most disgusting thing you've ever put in your mouth?
Stew. I fucking hate it!

2) What's the dumbest thing you ever did on a cash bet?
Never had a cash bet.

3) Given any amount of money, what's the one car you would drive for the rest of your life?
Some sort of estate; with a CD changer in the boot, a single CD and tape player in the front with multiple radio settings; a minimum 2.5 litre turbo diesel engine; a satnav that's updatable and kick arse climate control.

4) Have you ever stolen anything other than nickel-and-dime shit when you were a kid?
No. I shit myself if I so much as return a library book late, let alone steal something.

5) What was your single most embarrassing moment?
Too many to single one out.

6) Given the funding, would you ever get corrective surgery, and if so, where?
I'd have my cock reduced in size to nine inches.

7) What is the one (and I mean ONE) CD you cannot live without in your collection?
I hardly ever listen to music of any description. I certainly don't have an attachment to any one album. Maybe my Jeff Wayne The War Of The Worlds double set if you held a gun to my head.

8) You've found a wallet. There are a lot of bills in it. Do you keep any?
No.

9) What's the lamest excuse you came up with in order to break up with someone?
I've never had to dump anyone.

10) Where is the strangest place you've ever had sex?
A bed. It's also the only place I've ever had sex.

11) If you could be any one person...real or fictional...who would it be?
Neo.

12) If you were 100% assured that you would get away with it, would you kill the person you hate the most?
No.

13) Have you ever wished you were of the opposite sex?
Not wished exactly. Been curious about, certainly.

14) What is your favorite song that you'd never admit you actually liked?
Pure and Simple, by Hear'Say.

15) Who is the one person you would like an hour with to tickle-torture? (Again assuming you'd get away with it.)
Eliza Dukshu.

16) What film moved you the most? Not your favorite per se...but moved you?
Contact.

17) Ginger or Mary-Anne?
What? Speak English, you crazy colonial!

18) What's the biggest lie you ever told?
No, I haven't got any spare change.

19) What's the one habit you have that you'd take a pill to get rid of if they had one?
Being short tempered.

20) How do you feel?
Like ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag.