*in the last episode kurch after hundreds of years in the Highlands of Scotland had moved to Los Angeles to start an antiques store. His was quickly reminded of his old life in the Highlands when his employees Bill and Ted told him The Kurgan had come to his store. 
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**kurch closes up his store called Old Time Cool Crap now cause neither Bill or Ted can spell antiques. As kurch heads out through the back alley to the street he hears a noise.*
There can be only one a voice says from behind one of the bushes.
kurch: Who is there? Show yourself unless you be a coward.
*A figure armed with a sword shows himself.*
Stranger: It is me The Kurdman.
kurch: You related to The Kurgan?
The Kurdman: No not at all though I work for him.
kurch: Your name is similar to his.
The Kurdman: Yes. Though so is yours.
kurch: True but I dont work for him and I dont have a The in front of my name.
The Kurdman: So what does that prove?
kurch: Also your name rhymes with his too, Mine doesnt.
The Kurdman: So big deal?
kurch: I'm just saying. No need to get your kilts in a tizzy.
The Kurdman: It will be a great pleasure to destroy you. There can be only one.
kurch: Yea Yea only one. Sheesh dont people get sick of saying that. If thats true why do you work for The Kurgan.
The Kurdman: What do you mean?
kurch: Well if there can be only one and your an Immortal too then obviously at some point The Kurgan has gotta get rid of you too. So really you are just helping him win The Prize and doing all his dirty work for him. Seems a bit dumb to me, but hey not for me to judge.
The Kurdman: You raise an interesting point. What should I do?
kurch: Well if it were me I would have a talk with him.
The Kurdman: He did leave me his cell phone number.
kurch: Well call him now. No sense in decapitating people left and right if you are not gonna get anything out of it.
The Kurdman: True.....true. Calling him now..
*The Kurdman places a call to The Kurgan.*
The Kurdman: .......not available.....typical typical....leaving a message for him.....
*As the The Kurdman leaves a message for The Kurgan, kurch quickly draws his sword and with one mighty swoop decapitates The Kurdman. The area around the alley quickly fills with electricty as lightning strikes all around and The Kurdman power his added to kurchs. kurch picks up the cell phone and leaves a message.*
kurch: "Hi this kurch leaving a message for the Kurdman to The Kurgan. I am afraid The Kurdman no longer finds the terms of your employment of him acceptable and thus would have liked to have quit. Unfortunately as he was deciding this I killed him. So is suppose you should thank me for ridding you of an ungrateful empolyee.
PS: The Kurdman says you are out of milk and Haggis."
*kurch sends the message and throws the cell phone into a trash compactor.*
*kurch looks over the corpse of The Kurdman*
kurch: Idiot. Never make a cell phone call during a sword fight.
*kurch heads home*
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*Soon the LAPD arrives to find the quite dead Kurdman lying there.*
Policeman: The decapitated body is over here Chief.
Chief Brenda Leigh Johnson: I see. Where are the CSI people?
CSI Investigator: I'm right here Chief.
Chief Brenda Leigh Johnson: What can you tell me?
CSI Investigator: I can tell you the cause of death with great certainity.
Chief Brenda Leigh Johnson: *sighs*
CSI Investigator: See thats a joke cause he was decapitated and its rather obvious how he....
Chief Brenda Leigh Johnson: I get the joke. Is there anything else you can tell me?
CSI Investigator: Only that he has this card from the Old Time Cool Crap store.
Chief Brenda Leigh Johnson: Thank yooooouu. I think I need to talk to the owner of this store.
There can be only one a voice says from behind one of the bushes.
kurch: Who is there? Show yourself unless you be a coward.
*A figure armed with a sword shows himself.*
Stranger: It is me The Kurdman.
kurch: You related to The Kurgan?
The Kurdman: No not at all though I work for him.
kurch: Your name is similar to his.
The Kurdman: Yes. Though so is yours.
kurch: True but I dont work for him and I dont have a The in front of my name.
The Kurdman: So what does that prove?
kurch: Also your name rhymes with his too, Mine doesnt.
The Kurdman: So big deal?
kurch: I'm just saying. No need to get your kilts in a tizzy.
The Kurdman: It will be a great pleasure to destroy you. There can be only one.
kurch: Yea Yea only one. Sheesh dont people get sick of saying that. If thats true why do you work for The Kurgan.
The Kurdman: What do you mean?
kurch: Well if there can be only one and your an Immortal too then obviously at some point The Kurgan has gotta get rid of you too. So really you are just helping him win The Prize and doing all his dirty work for him. Seems a bit dumb to me, but hey not for me to judge.
The Kurdman: You raise an interesting point. What should I do?
kurch: Well if it were me I would have a talk with him.
The Kurdman: He did leave me his cell phone number.
kurch: Well call him now. No sense in decapitating people left and right if you are not gonna get anything out of it.
The Kurdman: True.....true. Calling him now..
*The Kurdman places a call to The Kurgan.*
The Kurdman: .......not available.....typical typical....leaving a message for him.....
*As the The Kurdman leaves a message for The Kurgan, kurch quickly draws his sword and with one mighty swoop decapitates The Kurdman. The area around the alley quickly fills with electricty as lightning strikes all around and The Kurdman power his added to kurchs. kurch picks up the cell phone and leaves a message.*
kurch: "Hi this kurch leaving a message for the Kurdman to The Kurgan. I am afraid The Kurdman no longer finds the terms of your employment of him acceptable and thus would have liked to have quit. Unfortunately as he was deciding this I killed him. So is suppose you should thank me for ridding you of an ungrateful empolyee.
PS: The Kurdman says you are out of milk and Haggis."
*kurch sends the message and throws the cell phone into a trash compactor.*
*kurch looks over the corpse of The Kurdman*
kurch: Idiot. Never make a cell phone call during a sword fight.
*kurch heads home*
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*Soon the LAPD arrives to find the quite dead Kurdman lying there.*
Policeman: The decapitated body is over here Chief.
Chief Brenda Leigh Johnson: I see. Where are the CSI people?
CSI Investigator: I'm right here Chief.
Chief Brenda Leigh Johnson: What can you tell me?
CSI Investigator: I can tell you the cause of death with great certainity.
Chief Brenda Leigh Johnson: *sighs*
CSI Investigator: See thats a joke cause he was decapitated and its rather obvious how he....
Chief Brenda Leigh Johnson: I get the joke. Is there anything else you can tell me?
CSI Investigator: Only that he has this card from the Old Time Cool Crap store.
Chief Brenda Leigh Johnson: Thank yooooouu. I think I need to talk to the owner of this store.
*Is kurch in trouble? Is The Kurgan gonna come after him now that he killed his henchman? Will The Kurgan get more milk and Haggis for the refirigerator? Stay tuned to the next exciting episode of Kurchlander to find out.*
