*After hundreds of years in Scotland we end up in present day. The Immortals have dwindled down to a precious few after all the battles and Kurch decides to move to Los Angeles, California to start an antiques store from all the stuff he has collected during the many many years of his life. Kurch wonders why he has yet to run into The Kurgan again but figures he probably got tired of this storyline and fell asleep*
*kurch is on the plane to LA*
Stewardess: Welcome to Bailout Airlines. The airline as good as the Federal goverment.
*kurch thinks last time I let my staff pick out the airline.
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Stewardess: Today's them is Scottish so we will be serving an authentic Scottish meal of Haggis with a thistle salad while piping in authentic Scottish bagpipe music.
*kurch thinks definitely not letting the staff pick the airline again.*
Stewardess: Welcome to Bailout Airlines. The airline as good as the Federal goverment.
*kurch thinks last time I let my staff pick out the airline.
*Stewardess: Today's them is Scottish so we will be serving an authentic Scottish meal of Haggis with a thistle salad while piping in authentic Scottish bagpipe music.
*kurch thinks definitely not letting the staff pick the airline again.*
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After a long flight kurch ends up in LA and goes to his new store on Melrose Avenue in Hollywood to open his new business called Old Time Antiques and meet some of his employees.*
Kurch: Hello anyone here.
Bill: Hello dude. Are you like the new owner man?
Kurch: ummmm yes I am.
Bill: Like way cool.
Kurch: ummm the sign seems wrong outside it says Old Time Crap.
Bill: Yea I could not spell An...ti....kes so I thought I would change it to crap. I can spell crap.
Kurch: I see. So you cant spell worth shit but you can spell crap.
Bill: Wow thats funny dude. You are way cool man.
Kurch: Can we at least change the sign to Old Time Cool Crap.
Bill: Sure dude. Your the bossman.
Ted: Hey dude I am Ted your other cool employee here. Whats shaking dude?
Kurch: Hi Ted. Glad to meet you. Just settling in.
Ted: Totally gnarly dude.
*kurch is glad he brought his valley to english dictionary with him*
Kurch: Did that shipment of antiques come in?
Bill: Yea dude. Big honking beast of a package man. Loaded with way cool stuff. This store is gonna rock man.
Kurch: Thanks. Well lets get that stuff out on display so we can start selling.
Ted: Hey Bill. Did you tell the boss about that real scary dude that showed up here earlier?
Bill: Oh yeah that was one scary ass dude. Was like 7 foot tall had one hell of a big sword. Called himself Kirkoff of Kurlade or something like that.
Kurch: You mean Kurgan?
Bill: Yea thats it dude. Kurgan. You know him.
Kurch: Yes we are old aquaintances.
Ted: Cool. Good you have friends here already.
Kurch: We are not friends rather adversaries. You best be careful around that guy is dangerous.
Bill: Wow bummer man.
Kurch: Yes The Kurgan is a real bad person. He killed a friend of mine a long time ago. If he comes again let me know I will handle him. Its payback time.
Ted: Wow the Kurchman is gonna take on The Kurgan. Bitchin man. Kick that guys ass dude.
Bill: Way to go Kurchman.
Kurch: Hello anyone here.
Bill: Hello dude. Are you like the new owner man?
Kurch: ummmm yes I am.
Bill: Like way cool.
Kurch: ummm the sign seems wrong outside it says Old Time Crap.
Bill: Yea I could not spell An...ti....kes so I thought I would change it to crap. I can spell crap.
Kurch: I see. So you cant spell worth shit but you can spell crap.
Bill: Wow thats funny dude. You are way cool man.
Kurch: Can we at least change the sign to Old Time Cool Crap.
Bill: Sure dude. Your the bossman.
Ted: Hey dude I am Ted your other cool employee here. Whats shaking dude?
Kurch: Hi Ted. Glad to meet you. Just settling in.
Ted: Totally gnarly dude.
*kurch is glad he brought his valley to english dictionary with him*
Kurch: Did that shipment of antiques come in?
Bill: Yea dude. Big honking beast of a package man. Loaded with way cool stuff. This store is gonna rock man.
Kurch: Thanks. Well lets get that stuff out on display so we can start selling.
Ted: Hey Bill. Did you tell the boss about that real scary dude that showed up here earlier?
Bill: Oh yeah that was one scary ass dude. Was like 7 foot tall had one hell of a big sword. Called himself Kirkoff of Kurlade or something like that.
Kurch: You mean Kurgan?
Bill: Yea thats it dude. Kurgan. You know him.
Kurch: Yes we are old aquaintances.
Ted: Cool. Good you have friends here already.
Kurch: We are not friends rather adversaries. You best be careful around that guy is dangerous.
Bill: Wow bummer man.
Kurch: Yes The Kurgan is a real bad person. He killed a friend of mine a long time ago. If he comes again let me know I will handle him. Its payback time.
Ted: Wow the Kurchman is gonna take on The Kurgan. Bitchin man. Kick that guys ass dude.
Bill: Way to go Kurchman.
(Will the Kurchman finally take on the Kurgan. Stay tuned to the next exciting blog entry to find out.)
