Recent content by 2000 Man

Why don't you just drive her yourself? Also, I would think you wouldn't need him anymore when your mom dies, so what would be the point of firing him? You need to chill, dude.

This is straight outta Seinfeld.

OK. You are painted Blue. No one saw anyone do it, and there is no evidence that it was done, but you are still Blue. There are no paint brushes, rollers or empty cans, markers, crayons, etc. No one can say for sure when it happened or how it happened, but the fact remains: you are Blue. You did...

You got that right, Rusty! This is the TMF's version of reality TV OR the train wreck no one can look away from.

Not really sure where to put this, but the results speak for themselves! Michelle Bachmann's uber-sexy feet! http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2207/5797286688_bd68210161_b.jpg Droool ... [pant, pant, pant] {Fwap Fwap Fwap} Ahhhhh....

Excuse me, but do I know you?! I was addressing Max, not a drone.

Oh, you mean just like the whining you're doing now?! Whining is not Winning. Know the difference.

We are eternally indebted for your monumental effort of hosting a party so very long ago. How can we possibly forget when you keep remindin' us? Please, enuff of the self-agrandinizin'. It's like everyone who ever brought a fuckin' bag of chips has to rush to the spotlight and and proclaim...

Did you wear your Santa suite to the bar?!

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Do I sense a "theme" here?! Shaved and Confused Shaving Grace Shaving Ryan's Privates Shaving Silverman It's a 2 for Tuesday X2 ... break out the razors and shaving cream!

Nice work fellow pornsters. ET - The Extra Testicle Analconda The gAy Team

My entry: "Shaving Ryan's Privates"

Yeah, that's normal.

If not, why are we laughing at Charlie Sheen?