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Thank you Milagros! 😁 It's appropriate that a blonde should get in the last word, in typical blonde fashion with unfirm understanding and the lust of someone else's boyfriend! Such a profile might not hold up in real life, but in the world of humor she's a never-ending, dimwitted delight...

My girlfriend just ghosted me; her new earbuds were so loud, she never heard the truck coming. * * * She: "Hi there, fella. Looking for a good time?" He: "No thanks, ma'am, I already got one. Minute and a half, 'cording to my wife." * * * I just happened to notice: when someone offers "a...

I like what I see of the Audrey Jr. one you posted on Saturday! Hope you eventually finish that up; I'd really like to see the whole thing completed!

A good thing you didn't ask for a White Russian; she'd be making plans to travel to Moscow! Got to admire anyone who plans for all contingencies!

Thank you Milagros! 😁 Sorry about the late reply... seems that I've missed lunch. Sounded pretty good, too; I'm partial to soup! As to the grease, that could come from any fried thing... grilled cheese sandwich, maybe. Those go really well with tomato soup! A winning combination! Not as good as...

It's a sad fact that musicians in tribute bands often turn to crime. The ones with successful recording careers are usually the hardest to catch; they're just too good at covering their tracks. * * * My girlfriend is wall-eyed. Some people find that off-putting, by I love her all the more for...

Thank you Milagros! 😁 Ah, another blonde limits her dining opportunities due to misinterpretation! But would she really believe that eating anther human being amounts to cannibalism? If the restaurant had mutton on the menu it might be closer to the mark. A good thing she isn't vegan; a...

I'm almost positive my neighbor stole my backyard gate. I'd sound him out, but I don't want him to take a fence. * * * Blonde: "Is this the doctor's office? I need to make an appointment to see him." Phone receptionist: "Okay... how about 10 tomorrow?" Blonde: "No thanks. I only really need...

Thank you Milagros! 😁 Well, they makes you think to the extent that you're capable of thinking, dear girl! I suppose I shouldn't fault her for being right accidentally; a win is a win no matter how you get one. It's just that you get them far more often if you actually know the answers. At...

Brunette: "Says here in this biology text there are 100 billion neurons in the human brain." Blonde: "Wow! That really makes you think!" * * * I couldn't decide what to have for dinner last night, so finally opted for Italian/Mexican fusion cuisine; had Tucci's enchiladas. * * * Q: What...

Thanks Sman9000!

Thank you, Milagros! 😁 Two blondes at once is a sure winner! That's what I tell myself in my dreams, anyway... even one would probably be too much for me to handle. But Heavens to Betsey... what a way to go!