Recent content by TicklishLurker

Well, I'll tell you Danny, between this thread and my own, I've given up all hope in finding The One. I know I always said I'd purposely break the heart of someone who loved me because I feel I'm not even good enough for Jack The Ripper, but it didn't stop me from dreaming that someone would...

*sighs* This is why I can't find an older man. Because all the older men prefer older women. This sucks.

Here how it works - someone posts a picture, others come along and put a funny caption to it. Anyone at any time can add a new picture, but let's try to keep is clean/non-political so everyone can have fun.... Start with this one -

*too tired to even wiggle anymore, I just lay there, laughing/spouting gibberish helplessly, tears streaking my face.....*

You sound like my mom. LOL You know what's frustrating to me here - and is probably leading to frustration to my advice givers because they probably think I'm not listening to them - is this whole business of thinking that because I said I wanted SOME common interests they apparently think I...

I don't know about anyone else, but I tend to hold back my real feelings in GD because I worry I'll get banned or something if I were to say - type-scream & rant about my brother Todd and his alcoholism/drug abuse and how he's willing to shoot up an 8-ball or snort coke, but he thinks taking...

Let's see, I'm loyal and therefore would never cheat, not even if the relationship turned sour. (Obviously I'd either suggest we get help or break up, but you can be assured I wouldn't be sleeping with other men/women behind your back.) I can cook - though I do need a recipe to follow, but...

Sometimes though it would be nice to have a place to purge your anger where people might just sympathize.

EEEHEHEHEHHEHEELLELELEIEIEIELEHEIEHEHEHEEEEEEEEEELELLELLELELPPPPP! *is quite sure she'll go nuts before long*

And I assume you say that because you meet 8 out of ten....

Ug.... I'm allergic to pork, MT. Violent stomach cramps and all that.

Well, my "pickiness" though evolves from uber bad experiences. I mean, some things like the smoking, drug abuse - well, that's a major thing because smoking destroys the singing voice and lung compacity. And drug addicts - I've been through that with two of my brothers and I don't want to have...

Well, I've always had bad experiences with vegitarians/vegans, which is why I want to avoid being in a relationship with them. It's not like I'm totally inflexable, it's just like wanting a guy who likes some of the same things as me - not all, just some so we have something in common to begin...

Well, I don't expect perfection or to be exactly alike - but I've had experiences with men - both dating and just friendship - who had totally different likes then me and they always treated me badly. Acting like I was totally in the wrong because I'd rather listen to Elvis then the Beatles, or...

*is squirming quite a bit, but manages to get at least one good tickle to T-girl's ribs before curling up on the floor* "Yohhohohoou're alahahaalll eheheheevil!!!!"