LMAO - that thing is so full of amazing quotes I don't know where to start...
"a mouth that looks sewn on and legs that appear to be taken from a dining room table..."
"Listen, maybe if you didn't grow up into a hulking mass of skin and bones that couldn't pose its way out of a paper bag..."
"start twinkle-toeing around in that weird lobster way so I can get creeped out because I don't know which way you are going to move."
"This guy seems waaaay overconfident, like he's taking every fourth tourist behind the fucking bushes for some afternoon delight"
"This baby gorilla got rejected by its mom, and you can totally see why"
" I'm trying not to dwell too much on the tongue here, but are you sure you aren't just chewing a crowbar?"
Yeah - I could go on forever - this site is fucking win! I love you!!
Soooo...my phone died aaaand I need your # again plzkthx
