lol! That is definitely one way of looking at it. Some write to appeal, other to revoke
I mainly write to be ridiculous because I enjoy all things that are offbeat.
I am a big fan of reading too although a book has to be super enthralling to hold my interest for very long. That being said I have to admit that once I start a book I will generally finish it regardless of how terrible it is.
What exactly are you majoring in, in school if I may ask?
I am sorry but as far as haiku's go those were the only ones that were easily accessible. If I can dredge up some of my other works I'll definitely send them to you though.
That was a great idea for a post topic btw! I loved your story and there should be some great tales for people to tell!