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Some Interesting Milagros Facts
If you make a list of 10 things Milagros cannot do, he will appear at your house and perform them all. Your life may be forfeit.
Milagros does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Milagros goes killing.
When the Bogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Milagros
Milagros doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
In conversation, Milagros often quotes himself, and then laughs about it.
Milagros has counted to infinity. Twice.
Milagros is the reason that Waldo is hiding
The chief export of Milagros is pain.
Milagros' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Milagros once shot a German plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
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Heh. I neither confirm nor deny any of it. 
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 Originally Posted by milagros317
But the main point is, he hasn't denied it!
Don't mess with milagros. I fear that even I - trained milagros-fancier that I am - may have already stepped over the mark.
Wait,
what's that noise outside my window...
no.....
it can't be.......
"Milagros sir,.....i didn't mean it. Oh no! What are you doing....."
WHIRRRRRR, (chainsaw)
"......nooooooooo ARRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH"
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He's imagining things, I'm not there. 
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Originally Posted by milagros317
He's imagining things, I'm not there.
No judge would convict anyway - out of fear.....and also possibly because i've posted this after he supposedly killed me.
Damn. Should have stayed quiet to be honest.
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A hint to the fearful: I've never killed anybody who has bought one of my books. (See links below.)
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Originally Posted by milagros317
A hint to the fearful: I've never killed anybody who has bought one of my books. (See links below.)
Consider one of them bought. Probably tomorrow when I find my damned card.
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I am 100% sure Mils has not done a video of him kicking Chrisheaven in the arse....Or vice versa
This will be the much awaited and silliest clip to expect. 
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Originally Posted by Bohemianne
I am 100% sure Mils has not done a video of him kicking Chrisheaven in the arse....Or vice versa
That is correct, I have made no such video.
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Don't make Milagros angry. You wouldn't like him when he's angry.
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"A friend in need...is a pest." ~ Bobby Heenan
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Milagros snobs his own soles. 
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I am most concerned that there is no mention whatsoever of Dwayne Bush, his twin brother
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Originally Posted by chrisheaven
I am most concerned that there is no mention whatsoever of Dwayne Bush, his twin brother
If we're sticking to facts, there is no such person.
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