Some Interesting Milagros Facts

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Milagros once kicked a horse in the chin...its decendants are known today as giraffes.

 

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It's been said that curiosty killed the cat. This is false. Milagros killed the cat.

 

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Milagros had his urine marketed and sold as a beverage. It's called Red Bull.

 

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When the boogyman goes to sleep at night, he checks under his bed for Milagros

 

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In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Milagros could use to kill you, including the room itself.

 

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There are no steroids in baseball, just players Milagros has breathed on.

 

[General Zod]

If we're sticking to facts, there is no such person. 😀

Chrisheaven and facts Two words that don't go together 🙄

 

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When Milagros hunts for grizzley bears he only takes a hickory switch. He says it's more "sporting".

 

[milagros317]

I'm learning some things about myself that I didn't know in this thread. 😛

 

[General Zod]

Evil beings fear Milagros 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

Evil beings fear Milagros 😀 😛

I'm very glad to hear that. 😀

 

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Milagros runs with scissors.

 

[milagros317]

Not quite everything in here is a fact. 😀

 

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"Brokeback Mountain" isn't the name of a movie, it's the name of pile of dead ninjas in Milagros's front yard.

 

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In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Milagros, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.

 

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Milagros once got in a knife fight … the knife lost.

 

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The opening scene of the movie “Saving Private Ryan” is loosely based on games of dodgeball Milagros played in second grade.

 

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Milagros doesn't wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

 

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Milagros's penis is so big that it has a penis of its own and it is still bigger than yours.

 

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You are what you eat. Milagros eats steel.

 

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Milagros can get Blackjack with just one card.

 

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Milagros can split the atom...with his bare hands.

 

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Milagros can start a fire by rubbing two ice cubes together.

 

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Milagros's cowboy boots are made of real cowboys.

 

[milagros317]

Milagros can get Blackjack with just one card.

That would seem to be impossible. 😱