Some Interesting Milagros Facts

[paracarl44]

Milagros could win an eating contest with Dagwood Bumstead.

 

[paracarl44]

Milagros is NYC's answer to snow removal.

 

[milagros317]

There was no need to revive this thread. 😱

 

[paracarl44]

There was no need to revive this thread. 😱

^Milagros must like the Who Has The Most Smelling Flatulent Thread.^

 

[milagros317]

Actually, I don't much like that thread either. 😛

 

[paracarl44]

Has posted 70+ times this evening so far.

 

[thetmfobserver]

Milagros has eaten many other silly posters.

 

[milagros317]

I had forgotten about this silly thread. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

Milagros likes his silly threads.

 

[thetmfobserver]

Milagros is a tickle fetishist.

 

[milagros317]

I think this one is very silly indeed. 😀

 

[General Zod]

Milagros once had an ackward moment,just to see waht it felt like. 😀

 

[milagros317]

Milagros once had an ackward moment,just to see waht it felt like. 😀

Very amusing, Zod. 😛

 

[paracarl44]

Milagros like riding trains so much he thinks of Grand Central Station as his personal Lionel train set.

 

[TropicThunder]

Milagros can win a game of Connect 4 in only 3 moves

 

[milagros317]

There was no need to revive this thread. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

There was no need to revive this thread.
😀

^Milagros needs to learn that when he is not here posting we have to entertain ourselves somehow.😀^

 

[obama666]

Milagros is the second most interesting man in the world... When he goes to art museums he is not allowed to touch the art but he is allowed to touch himself... He caught the ball that Bobby Thompson hit off of Ralph Branca, the "shot heard round the world" on October 3rd, 1951... He would drink Dos Equis if he could find a straw. Milagros the second most interesting man in the world.

 

[milagros317]

^Milagros needs to learn that when he is not here posting we have to entertain ourselves somehow.😀^

I see. 😀

Milagros is the second most interesting man in the world... When he goes to art museums he is not allowed to touch the art but he is allowed to touch himself... He caught the ball that Bobby Thompson hit off of Ralph Branca, the "shot heard round the world" on October 3rd, 1951... He would drink Dos Equis if he could find a straw. Milagros the second most interesting man in the world.

^ all false 😛

 

[obama666]

Milagros, he can speak ebonics... in seven languages... He has eaten a hot dog... without condiments... He has the world's largest left-hand glove collection... including mittens... He taught Sandy Koufax how to throw a knuckle ball... left-handed... He would drink Dos Equis if they served it at Burger King. Milagros the second most interesting man in the world.

 

[milagros317]

^ all false again 😛
I have met Sandy Koufax, although I didn't teach him anything. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

Milagros is pretty good at reciting baseball statistics.

 

[milagros317]

Milagros is pretty good at reciting baseball statistics.

Sandy Koufax is the only pitcher in all of baseball history to lead his league in ERA five years in a row.

 

[paracarl44]

Milagros probably heard that Bob Feller died.

 

[milagros317]

Milagros probably heard that Bob Feller died.

Yes, I did. 🙁