The Self Referential Thread

General Zod said:

Thanks my friend 😀 😛

*I let that fool keep on shouting*

*I sneak behind him,and turn off my cloaking device*

*the last face I want him to see is mine*

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kurchatovium said:

You got him now General Zod. 😀

😀 😀 😛

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General Zod said:

Oh yes my friend

*Jax-Ur senses a presence behind him*

*he whirls around trying to hit me*

*I duck,and hit him in the ribs with enough force to break 100 feet of concrete*

If anyone dies today,It will be you Jax-Ur You should have stayed in the Phantom Zone 😀 😛

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kurchatovium said:

*kurch continues to watch on as Zod kicks Jax-ur's butt. 😀 *

😀 😀 😛

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General Zod said:

Cameras are rolling? 😀 😛

*Jax-ur catches his breath and attempts to attack me*

*I move out of the way,and then blast him with heat vision*

Clumsy oaf But then you never were good at hand to hand combat 😀 😛

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kurchatovium said:

Indeed they are my friend. Mil's camera crew is on the job.

😀 😀 😛

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General Zod said:

*with one final punch,Jax-Ur is knocked out*

I Then get a safe distance away*

Wait for the command to fire the green K rays please

😀 😛

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kurchatovium said:

Excellent General Zod. Finish him off. 😀 😀 😛

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General Zod said:

*checks the scanners*

*Jax-Ur is slowly waking up*

NOW FIRE THE GREEN KRYPTONITE BEAMS AT HIM FOR 5 MINUTES

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kurchatovium said:

This should be good. 😀 😀 😛

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General Zod said:

It sure will be 😀 😛

*the green Krytonite radiation does its job*

Jax-Ur is dying a slow,painful death*

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General Zod said:

All beams stop

*does a thorough scan*

Jax-Ur is dead 😀 😛

*a lead suit is teleported down to me*

* I go over to the body,and cut the head off,and cut the heart out*

*I then have those parts teleported back to my ship to a special holding place*

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kurchatovium said:

Fantastic job General Zod. The Armada wins again.

😀 😀 😛

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General Zod said:

Thanks my friend One down,and four to go But they won't be a problem until the other levels 😀 😛

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kurchatovium said:

You are most welcome. 😀 True but we are making excellent progress at least. 😀

😀 😀 😛

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General Zod said:

We sure are With your new spells,and the new weapons,we are kicking butt really fast 😀 😛

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kurchatovium said:

Yup and we halfway done with this mountain already. Closing this Banshee Portal will help our cause a lot. 😀 😀 😛

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General Zod said:

I won't miss their screaming 😛

How are the wounded troops doing? 😀 😛

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kurchatovium said:

They will recover completely but it will take about a month. Banshees are very deadly they are lucky to be alive.

😀 😀 😛

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General Zod said:

I'm thankful they will recover 😀 😛

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