When people are in this frame of mind, in my opinion they need a drink. Have a drink and enjoy yourself, questions like that are currently being debated by people far more intelligent than us. If the meaning of life is discovered on a tickling fetish forum I'll laugh myself to death. As far as a plan that a God might have for us, personally I think if he exists, then we should piss him off as frequently as possible since he hasn't paid us much attention lately. And if he doesn't exist, then we ARE simply going through the motions that our governments have provided for us until we die : Go to school,
go to college, go to University (if possible), get a job, retire, die. So let's have a drink, we're all fucked!