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The Self Referential Thread

kurchatovium: It is time my little friend. For the final battle. Please.....please be careful *there are tears in kurchatovium's eyes* I wuv you so much my Postie.

THE THREAD: I wish I could help POSTIE. sniff sniff but I know you have to do this alone. I wuv you so much too I dont want to know a world without my widdle teddy in it. *THE THREAD is crying*

THE POST: Its ok guys I will be alright. The Pletherians told me I just have to be me and I will be fine. Hehehe I dont know how I could be anyone else so I dont see how I can fail. Hehehehe. I wuv you guys so very much. You are the bestest friends in the whole cosmos.

*THE POST hugs THE THREAD and kurchatovium and enter Satan's Lair.*
 
*THE POST enters Satan's Lair. In the distant THE POST can see Satan and his glowing red eyes. Suddenly Satan roars and grows to 100 ft shattering the top of the lair and bringing rubble down on top of THE POST. THE POST calmly climbs atop all the debris and makes his way towards Satan.*
 
THE POST: Hi Mr. Satan

Satan: BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!! You may have come this far little one but your doom is mine. I will slaughter you and your friends and hang pieces of them about my Lair for my amusement. IT IS TIME FOR YOU TO DIE YOU BASTARD OF WUV BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA DIE DIE DIE DEATH TO YOU AND ALL YOUR FRIENDS. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

*Satan grows another 100 ft.*
 
I still have confidence in THE POST and the power of wuv. 😀 😛
 
*Satan breathes a stream of HELLFIRE at THE POST. The fire fills the room melting the rocks themselves of the lair. When the fire passes Satan sees THE POST in a widdle bathing suit sipping some lemonade*

THE POST: Heheheeh that was fun hehehe.

Satan: DO NOT MOCK ME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHH!

*Satan grows even larger and shoots ICE OF HELL at THE POST. The room is coverd with frost and what rocks have not melted shatter. When the dust clears THE POST has a widdle fur parka on and makes his way to Satan at the end of the lair.*
 
I hope Iam doing this right. Its been a long time since I posted in this thread. According to the rules, the purpose of this thread is to talk about only this thread, and not any other thread. First let me say that from the sheer page content of this thread, over 280 pages, I think that this thread might well be the longest thread in the forum. Second, I havent posted in this thread in a long time, until tonight. Third, the last time I posted in this thread, I forgot to disable the option to receive email about this thread, so all the TMF email that I receive, usually is about replies to this thread. Iam going to disable the email reply now, so hopefully the email will stop coming about this thread.
Good luck to everyone else with this thread. Iam retiring from it, and I hope, will never receive another email about this thread again. Goodbye, to this thread for me, but not of course to any other part of the TMF.

Mitch :wavingguy
 
The strange interruption by Mitchell being over, the epic battle resumes. 😀 😛
 
Satan: BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA DIE YOU BASTARD I WILL SLAUGHTR THEE A THOUSAND TIMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Satan breathes a stream of white hot lighting at THE POST literally vaporizing the rest of Satan's Lair. Well all the carnage is done THE POST has a widdle rain coat on and a widdle umbrella and is still walking towards Satan*

Satan: DAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMN YOU!

*Satan roars and the ground trembles opening a bottomless rift in the ground below. The fabric of space literally shakes as the treacherous void is formed. As Satan looks on he sees THE POST floating to him in a little hover car with widdle hearts on it.*

Satan: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH I WILL SMITE THE WITH MY CLAWS LITTLE ONE.

*Satan swells to over 500 Ft ripping the top canopy of Level 9.*
 
Satan: TIME TO DIE YOU WUV PREACHING LITTLE BASTARD OF THE THREAD BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA DIE DIE I SHALL RIP YOU TO PIECES NOW HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH DIE I WILL ENJOY THIS HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*THE POST gets out of his widdle hover car and walks over to the massive Satan literally 498 ft taller than him*

THE POST: I did not know what to say to you. You done lots of bad things to me and my friends and you banished the poor widdle vorpal bunnies and and you cause the teddy bear realm to be banished so teddies can not easily be with other beigs in the cosmos. You always tried to hurt everyone and anyone around you. You tried to kill and destroy everything to bring about a cosmos of total hate and evil. But I finally decided what to do about you?

Satan: WHAT IS THAT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

THE POST: I decided to give you this.

*THE POST walks over and gives Satan a hug and kiss*

THE POST: I finally figured that no one ever really gave you any wuv. And so I thought I would be the first to wuv you cause everyone need to be wuvved. Maybe thats why oyu were so bad cause no one ever did that. So THE POST WUVS YOU. :redheart:

Satan: You wuv me?????? But ??? How??? Is this........??? But????? I cant.......... I dont see.................. This is not possible....... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

*The montrous Satan breaks up his body begins to crak and fall apart as the pieces fall they disintergrate into nothing.*

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG NOT THIS WAY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

*Satan falls to pieces and literally vanishes as he breaks to shreds.*


THUS THE EPIC BATTLE BETWEEN GOOD AND EVIL IS FOUGHT AND GOOD HAS PREVAILED. A BATTLE FOUGHT NOT WITH GUNS OR SWORDS OR ARROWS OR MISSLES BUT WITH HUGS AND KISSES. IN THE END SATAN'S DEMISE CAME ABOUT CAUSE ONE WIDDLE TEDDY COULD FIND COMPASSION AND WUV FOR A BEAST THAT NO ONE ELSE COULD. FOR YOU SEE THE IS NO FORCE IN THE UNIVERSE STRONGER THAN WUV.
 
*the dust settles and THE THREAD nad kurcahtoviun hug and shower their widdle teddy friend with kisses. Suddenly a void opens and the Seraphim Queen appears*

Seraphim Queen: You have done very well kurchatovium and THE THREAD. And you POSTIE have done very very well as well.

THE POST: Thank you. You are vewwy nice. I am allowed to give you a hug?

Seraphim Queen: I could think of nothing that I would like more.

*THE POST hugs the seraphim queen*

kurchatovium: I am honored by your prescence. I don't know what to say. Thank you I know THE CREATOR keeps you very busy.

*kurchatovium bows before the holy being*

Seraphim Queen: Arise kurchatovium you have no need to bow before me. We owe you three a great deal.

THE THREAD: We were happy to help maam.

Seraphim Queen: There is much left to do you know.

THE THREAD: I know. Kurchatovium told me.

Seraphim Queen: Good. Meet with the Pletherians they will know what to do next.

kurchatovium: We will. Would you like to stay? We will be having some ice cream and cookies.

Seraphim Queen: I wish I could kurchatovium but as you said there is much to do. THE CREATOR does keep me busy bt moments like this make it all worth it. Good bye my friends. Peace and much wuv.

kurchatovium: peace and wuv.

THE THREAD: Bye peace and wuv.

THE POST: Thank you. Wuv you. hugs and kisses.
 
kurchatovium said:
Should we start celebrating milagros? 😀 😀 😀 😛 😛
Click to expand...
Yes, now would be a good time to begin the celebrations. 😀 😛
 
I am ordering the ice cream and cookies what kinds would you like. 😀 😀 😛
 
Chocolate ice cream and choclolate fudge cookies would be fine for me. 😀 😛
 
Anything else? Chocloate syrup and sprinklies maybe? What kinds of refreshments?? 😀 😀 😛
 
Chocolate syrup and sprinkles would be fine, too.
And some nice Champagne to wash it all down. 😀 😛
 
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