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When I was a little kid I kinda had this problem...

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...and it's not even that big of a deal. Something like 8% of kids do it, but whatever. For some reason, I don't know why, I would just kinda, sit around all day, and draw pictures of dicks.

I'd just sit there for hours on end drawing dicks. I dont know what it was! I couldn't touch the pen to piece of paper without it drawing the shape of a penis. Here I am this little kid and I can't stop drawing dicks to save my own life.

The classroom was where I did the majority of my illustration. I was very secretive about this whole dick operation I had going on. Even i thought it was fucking crazy. Imagine what everyone else would think! So i would stash all my dick drawings in this GhostBusters lunch box that I had. So one day, I'm finishing up this big veiny triumphant bastard, when all of a sudden....

This girl sees it and starts crying. She flips out and she rats me out to the principal. He finds this GhostBusters lunch box dick treasure chest and he fuckin flips out. He calls in my parents. Turns out this principal is some sort of religious fanatic, and he thinks im possessed by some sort of dick devil. My parents make me go see some therapist, and he's asking me all these dick questions. They literally made me stop eating foods that were shaped like dicks: no hot dogs, no popsicles. Do you know how many foods are shaped like dicks? The best kinds!!
 
This thread should have been called True Confessions. What you 2 did is not anything out of the ordinary and when I was that young things were a lot different todays kids could teach adults a few things. You may not know of this comic book archie with betty and veronica I had a crush on veronica, how sick is that to have a crush on a comic book character. Well in the one issue veronica was on the front cover in a bathing suit, I used to draw it all the time but leave out the suit lol. I drew that picture so much I can still draw it to this day 43 years later. All kids draw pict's like that. Most little boys have their first experience with cumming by climbing trees or polls, it's all innocent little things we do as kids.
 
SUPERBAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


OMFGWHARBARHGHARBALE I LOVE YOUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Hey come on now, I used to draw little stick men fighting and killing each other. There'd be piles of lopped off body parts and heads on spikes, etc.

We're talking about kids here, it happens! Still, I think that was pretty awesome of you... 😀
 
Everyone has had something they do that they would consider crazy. Heck when I was a little guy in school, people would draw dicks everywhere. You try to go go to the bathroom and BAM!! Big as dick on the stall. You go to the library and get your favorite book. Check it out, sit down to read it. BAM!! Big ass dick on page 32. I guess when you grow up in different environments....


Like if you went to my school, and a girl saw you drawing that, she would have just giggled and been like "Hey, I bet I can draw one better".

I don't know if that makes you feel any better about it, then again, I don't know what that says about the girls that were in my school.

K. For real. All jokes aside. Everybody has something that they do that may seem crazy, and don't do it for any other reason than just because. I hate that you got in trouble for it. I used to draw barefoot women. I had a few notebooks full of sketches. I would have died if anyone found them. So I feel for you. I didn't know why until I was a bit older. I guess these things are explained later in life.
 
Indeed, she just saw Superbad. I swear I thought Even and Seth were gonna end up being gay together. Also, fuck yeah McLovin!
 
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................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................I guess this is why you were pestering me to be naked on cam? "Not for anything sexual", my ass! :imouttahe
 
The funniest part of this thread are the people who haven't seen Superbad who are trying to comfort you.
 
AnnieHall said:
The funniest part of this thread are the people who haven't seen Superbad who are trying to comfort you.
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LMAO i know!! The first reply I received I had to PM the person and tell them it was a joke, because they divulged some pretty personal information, and I couldn't let it stay knowing what was coming 😛

It's nice that people are trying to be so sweet about it though 😛
 
You will now be required to draw a dick at nest in order to attend....:beathorse:
 
whats even wierder was McLuvin was my college nickname.......and I didn't bother seeing the movie.
 
This is what I was going to post:

So what was the "problem"? Was it an actual recognized fixation or something?

I used to draw tickling images. When I was in collage my mom found one I did when I was in 1st grade I'd forgotten about. She had apparently saved it! A guy (?) chained to a dungeon wall, tickled on his feet, lauging helplessly. It got destroyed that evening. I remember even showing it to the first grade teacher.

Look how I turned out! I hope the penis issue got worked out a little better. But I guess not. You're here, too. With a pacifier.

But now I see that I've been Punked! Pranked! Ali G'ed!

"Superbad?"

"Hot Rod" bitches - "HOT ROD" !!!!!!!!!!!
 
Oddjob0226 said:
This is what I was going to post:

So what was the "problem"? Was it an actual recognized fixation or something?

I used to draw tickling images. When I was in collage my mom found one I did when I was in 1st grade I'd forgotten about. She had apparently saved it! A guy (?) chained to a dungeon wall, tickled on his feet, lauging helplessly. It got destroyed that evening. I remember even showing it to the first grade teacher.

Look how I turned out! I hope the penis issue got worked out a little better. But I guess not. You're here, too. With a pacifier.

But now I see that I've been Punked! Pranked! Ali G'ed!

"Superbad?"

"Hot Rod" bitches - "HOT ROD" !!!!!!!!!!!
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LOL SuperBad is the best movie ever. Rent. Watch. Enjoy.
 
LOL I'm starting to feel bad...like I really should disclose some terrible childhood experience I had.

Hmmm...

I put my butt through a window when I was about 4. I still have the cute little double scars on my hiney to prove it 😛
 
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