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... in which our hero's assettes become liabilites... * * * Lord of the Wrongs Scene 12: “Duel Identity”. Slow dissolve to the inside of Dildo’s private suite. He has just delivered the purloined Stimurilles. The girls fix the jewels into their navels, then wait anxiously for a reaction...

... in which our hero trades tit for twaut... * * * Lord of the Wrongs Scene 11: "Smog Alert!" Fade in on the recumbent Dildo, snoring away in his suite after an exhausting night of passion. A knock sounds at the chamber door. Off-screen, Ditzee answers it. Ditzee: Yes? What is it...

... in which our hero's harem of gal-pals gain interest (by losing their principles). * * * Lord of the Wrongs Scene 10: “Hardon’s Hospitality” Cut to a high angle long-shot of Dildo and the girls as they travel the road to Bare-Adore. They no longer wear barrels. Instead, each of them is...

... in which our hero puts his money where nobody's mouth should be... * * * Lord of the Wrongs Scene 9: “Naked Aggression”. Fade in on an EXTERIOR long-shot of the Holly Wood. Dildo and the girls emerge from the dense tree cover, sweaty and exhausted. Dildo: (puffing hard) Damn those...

... in which our hero suffers from over-exposure... * * * Lord of the Wrongs Scene 8: “Flash Peddlers”. Dissolve from the previous scene to the ominous twilight INTERIOR world beneath the canopy of the Holly Wood. The party’s ponies march along a narrow, well-worn path, as darkness looms...

... in which our hero's morning wood, mourning will... * * * Lord of the Wrongs Scene 7: “Shiver Me, Timber”. Dissolve from the previous scene to a dark section of sewer tunnel. Smallum enters, frantic. Smallum: Horrible thief! Must stops it! But which way does it go? Smallum presses a...

... in which our hero's meter runs low... * * * Lord of the Wrongs Scene 6: “Randy Rhyme Time”. Dissolve from the previous scene to the dark tunnels of a sewer. Dildo lies flat on his face in rancid water. Shakily, he rises to assess his surroundings. Dildo: (dismayed) Ah, shit! (scraping...

... in which our hero and party contract a near-fatal dose of dance fever... * * * Lord of the Wrongs Scene 5: “Mountin’ Men”. Fade in. It’s the following morning. The girls are once again saddled up and ready to ride. Sleezie: Okay, path-finder. Which way now? Dildo: According to...

... in which our hero takes to the saddle (but misses his horse)... * * * Lord of the Wrongs Scene 4: “The Road to Whordor”. Fade in. EXTERIOR. It’s a bright morning on the borders of The Spire. Grandstaff surveys Dildo and the girls, who are on the verge of departing. Grandstaff: Keep to...

... in which our hero makes an unexpected trip to the smorgasbord... * * * Lord of the Wrongs Scene 3: “Many Meatings” Dissolve from the previous scene to a long-shot of The Prancing Penis Tavern. Cut to an INTERIOR shot of the happy, rollicking patrons. Dildo enters through the saloon...

Lord of the Wrongs, scenes 1 & 2 (a porno farce - Warning: vulgar language and sex) What a wonderful surprise to wake up to! Two spanking new media sections, this and Non-Tickling Artwork! All the thanks in the world to the HDS for his work in making this happen! I hereby dedicate my first...

Have the thred formats changed? I can only see one post at a time now. They are organized into folders and sub sections above the posts.. Am I the only one that is seeing this? Sorry to bother the forum about my avatar then this..