13 New Rules

[chicago]

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[RobAce]

This is a funny list! One of my friends sent me a list like this a couple of weeks ago.
Funny stuff. Especially #3.

Rob

 

[RobAce]

I would have liked #9 more if my FAVORITE chinese food to order in or take out wasnt Beef and Broccoli!
I love Beef & Broccoli!!

Matter of fact, I think Im going to have that for lunch tommrrow. 😎

Rob

 

[Mz Chaos]

Rule #2 is the reason I don't gamble... think about it.

 

[sole seeker]

9 is a clear winner! I liked number 6 too, but then again I'm an old fart.

 

[venray]

It appears we have similar tasres in humor.....

http://www.ticklingforum.com/showthread.php?t=70073&highlight=rules

 

[MrMacphisto]

Hilarious a la Lewis Black... 😀

 

[alchemy]

AWESOME!!!

I like #12 and #7 myself. Yeah...pretentious Starshmucks assholes. They should all be stabbed in the eyes with hot french fries.

 

[Bugman]

great post giggle thanks lol

 

[maylee]

😀 😀 😀
I love Bill Maher.

 

[Warheart]

Very witty and clever. Do you take requests? Say something bad about kids cuz I fucking hate them!

 

[german]

LOL I loved #3, I say half their luck.

Kust

 

[maniactickler]

I gotta go with 3 also.

 

[Redmage]

Yep, those are words to live by. And funny, too.

 

[unit5610]

Fine post.
I like 5 and 13. The girls I go to school with have all these different goofball vitamin waters and other nonsense lined up like bowling pins in front of them. Just drink water, for god's sake, if you don't want a Coke!
Gift registries for every odd occurance are the very height of annoyance.
I can picture the Starbucks thing even though I don't go there...must be aggravating to be behind one of these ultra-specialty coffee people.

 

[Doubledutch]

Kuh-lassssssssssic!

 

[Knox The Hatter]

#12 is so true. And, in most cases, the TV show that the movie's based on bit the big one back in the day, anyway...