A pickup line for the unaware ticklee

[A_New_Level]

Do you know a pickup line, detail, or absolute lie you would tell someone that might get them to let you tickle them? I think this would work:

"You know, studies have shown that ten minutes of continuous tickling every few months has been proven to raise a person's general emotional state by up to twenty percent, plus it's an amazing workout, which keeps you fit and your mind sharp."

Of course there is this:
"I'll give you five hundred bucks to let me tickle you for an hour."

Any lines that don't kill your income?

 

[socktickler86]

"You know, studies have shown that ten minutes of continuous tickling every few months has been proven to raise a person's general emotional state by up to twenty percent, plus it's an amazing workout, which keeps you fit and your mind sharp."

Pfff I want a one-liner, not an essay!

 

[Libertine]

And what happens after your one-liner? She's not just going to come to your room without you having to say another word, even if she's interested/amused by your first sentence. Learn how to relax and converse, and you won't have to worry about one-liners anymore.

 

[Comfort Eagle]

Pfff I want a one-liner, not an essay!

"Hey...wanna see something funny?"

There you go.

"You know, studies have shown that ten minutes of giving me a handjob every few days has been proven to raise a person's general emotional state by up to twenty percent, plus it's an amazing workout, which keeps you fit and your hand eye coordination sharp."

I'm of the opinion this is a line we can re-tool as we see fit...

 

[GEORGIATKLER]

Yes, that's a Sonicare in my pocket and I'm glad to see you, too

Want to see my etchings and winning 100 million lottery ticket?.............Are you feeling fool me once or fool me twice today?............... Even the best "playa" has to keep rolling the dice again and again. The real relationship comes the old fashioned way by earning it.

 

[rhiannon]

One-liners are usually the best way to make a girl think you are a total fool! There is no one-liner in the world that will get someone to let you tickle them. Being a nice person might!

 

[herts tickler]

hahaha i wouldnt do that if i were you dude. maybe its just the girls in my circles but i couldnt see them going for that...

 

[proud2tickle]

i have two...


1. can i tickle you or should we just skip to the part where u defriend me from facebook

2. you sure are tickling my penis, is it ok if it tickles u

 

[scarecrow]

um...

Step 1) Get friendly
Step 2) Start going out
Step 3) ...
Step 4) profit???

or in this case

tickle???

sell underpants?

 

[VMANDUDE]

i have two...


1. can i tickle you or should we just skip to the part where u defriend me from facebook

2. you sure are tickling my penis, is it ok if it tickles u

WOW lol, im totally using number 2 on my gf tonight.


EDIT: actually, i think ill use both of them. lol

 

[proud2tickle]

thanks VMAN i am glad u liked it i have actually used the first one in a different setting instead of saying tickle i said can i fuck you or should we just skip to part....... and i have used the second one like it is