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A wonderful Message by George Carlin:

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The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings but
shorter tempers, wider freeways, but narrower viewpoints. We spend more,
but have less, we buy more, but enjoy less. We have bigger houses and
smaller families, more conveniences, but less time. We have more degrees
but less sense, more knowledge, but less judgment, more experts, yet more
problems, more medicine, but less wellness.

We drink too much, smoke too much, spend too recklessly, laugh too little,
drive too fast, get too angry, stay up too late, get up too tired, read
too little, watch TV too much, and pray too seldom. We have multiplied our
possessions, but reduced our values. We talk too much, love too seldom, and
hate too often.

We've learned how to make a living, but not a life. We've added years to
life not life to years. We've been all the way to the moon and back, but
have trouble crossing the street to meet a new neighbor. conquered outer
space but not inner space. We've done larger things, but not better things.
We've cleaned up the air, but polluted the soul. We've conquered the atom,
but not our prejudice. We write more, but learn less. We plan more, but
accomplish less. We've learned to rush, but not to wait. We build more
computers to hold more information, to produce more copies than ever, but
we communicate less and less.

These are the times of fast foods and slow digestion, big men and small
character, steep profits and shallow relationships. These are the days of
two incomes but more divorce, fancier houses, but broken homes. These are
days of quick trips, disposable diapers, throwaway morality, one night
stands, overweight bodies, and pills that do everything from cheer, to
quiet, to kill. It is a time when there is much in the showroom
window and nothing in the stockroom. A time when technology can bring this
letter to you, and a time when you can choose either to share this
insight, or to just hit delete.

Remember, spend some time with your loved ones, because they are not going
to be around forever. Remember, say a kind word to someone who looks up to
you in awe, because that little person soon will grow up and leave your
side. Remember, to give a warm hug to the one next to you, because that is
the only treasure you can give with your heart and it doesn't cost a cent.
Remember, to say, "I love you" to your partner and your loved ones, but
most of all mean it. A kiss and an embrace will mend hurt when it comes
from deep inside of you. Remember to hold hands and cherish the moment for
someday that person will not be there again. Give time to love, give time
to speak, and give time to share the precious thoughts in your mind.
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments
that take our breath away.

HOW TO STAY YOUNG:

1. Throw out nonessential numbers. This includes age, weight and height.
Let the doctor worry about them. That is why you pay him/her.

2. Keep only cheerful friends.. The grouches pull you down.

3. Keep learning. Learn more about the computer, crafts, gardening,
whatever. Never let the brain idle. " An idle mind is the devil's
workshop." And the devil's name is Alzheimer's.

4. Enjoy the simple things.

5. Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.

6. The tears happen. Endure, grieve, and move on. The only person who is
with us our entire life, is ourselves. Be ALIVE while you are alive.

7. Surround yourself with what you love, whether it's family, pets,
keepsakes, music, plants, hobbies, whatever. Your home is your refuge.

8. Cherish your health: If it is good, preserve it. If it is unstable,
improve it. If it is beyond what you can improve, get help.

9. Don't take guilt trips. Take a trip to the mall, to the next county, to
a foreign country, but NOT to where the guilt is.

10. Tell the people you love that you love them, at every opportunity.
AND ALWAYS REMEMBER: Life is not measured by the number of breaths we
take, but by the moments that take our breath away. If you don't send this
to at least 8 people.... who cares? -George Carlin
 
Ummm....Is this George Carlin the obnoxious comedian? Or is it another George Carlin? I never much liked the comedian. But, if this is coming from the same person, all I can say is AMEN! Thanks for sharing that, Dan.

Ann
 
I almost wept.:blush:

Thank you, Dan.

Yes, Virginia, this is the obnoxious comedian that you speak of. But, he is obnoxious for a reason...

Cheers.😀
 
Yeah, this one's been making the rounds for quite some time. Probably because it's filled with wisdom and common sense!
 
I think the annoying comedian is Conan Obrian and Craig Kilbourne, but thats just me, thanks for sharing dan!
 
I'm sure opnions vary on the subject, but I happen to think that George Carlin is a genius. I would also pick him as the funniest comedian of all time.

I suppose he's too abrasive for some. I grew up with a bunch of crazy Italians so I don't get offended that easy. I saw him do one of his stand-up routines at a nearby college quite a few years ago. I picked up a poster that night with every filthy word listed on it that Carlin could come up with. It has topics, such as "male genitalia," or "female genitalia," then lists every slang term for the topic, whatever it may be. Funny stuff!


Regaring the posted George Carlin passage, I heard him do that routine before and I think it's brilliant.

My favorite Carlin stand-up routine of all-time is called "Carlin At Carnegie." If you like Carlin, and you haven't seen it, you have to check it out!


grocery store clerk: "Have a nice day..."

Carlin: "yeah, yeah, yeah. You wanna just give me my %$@###& change please!!
 
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