duannewalton
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Well, did you go? How was it?

Well, did you go? How was it?
LMAO!Be patient please... The OP probably hasn't even been paroled yet.

I sincerely believe that feet are attractive to all people, despite what they are willing to admit.(why else would women spend $400 on "sexy" heels and $40 for pedicures)
Be patient please... The OP probably hasn't even been paroled yet.
Personally, I don't think there ever was any party. Given that the OP asked us "What would you do if you were in my situation", I believe it was just another "Dear Penthouse Forum"-style post where someone was venting a fantasy to collect people's reactions.
Although if I'm wrong, I'd like to know how it went myself.
Oh, no. It's real all right.
http://www.blacktieandbarefoot.com/
I have to confess, I'd be sorely tempted myself. But I'd like to think I have some assemblance of self control.
Holy mother of crap. I have this enduring mental image of some Sid James-style loser crawling around on the ground at a cocktail party and attempting to tickle strange women with a 'Carry On' soundtrack; wiggling his eyebrows and ducking into the bushes in an attempt to avoid his well-deserved beating.
I was imagining it degenerate in to Benny Hill style antics, complete with soundtrack.
Originally Posted by Irvine
Lol. Give up guys its been 2 months since he posted that, I'm sure he was just trying to see who was going to get wet over it.