You might wanna check with a few folks, my pwning was nowhere near as easy as that
the Canadian Embassy, also known as the room in the way far corner of the first floor, where they stashed the Canadian attendees far from their USD-paying cohorts. Among the occupants of the room were ASU, T9's & E, and Lil Rob and Lamashtu, a sweet-faced girl who normally looked like a stiff breeze would blow her over, but make no mistake! This girl haz a tuff! Somehow, the feisty little vixen got to sparring with knuckles with me and I, outweighing her by at least 188 lbs. decided that this nymph couldn't take me. It was at this point I should have considered that she wrastles a tiny Italian-Canadian human energy particle on a daily basis and that oversight worked against me as she took my ass to the floor and pinned me with her ass.Of course, to the outside observer it looked like I lost, but from the underside viewer who had an ample view of her torso, I won the war if not lost the battle.
Oh pish tosh Ted; your recap is way better than mine. Just because I ramble on aimlessly doesn't mean I produce quality. 😀
This year at NEST I largely failed to perform my task as chronicler because everybody kept running up to me and saying "YOU JUST MISSED IT!" The worst of these offenses came in the form of a wet turtle. The segregation laws currently employed by the Federal government make smoking a typically discriminating practice, but at NEST, the cascading current of awesome collects cadres of characters outside to carouse and converse in spite of carcinogenic preferences. Such was the case with me, Rupert and Rui, along with Artoo on Friday night; while we spent the better part of a half-hour discussing foreign perceptions of American foreign policy and the folly of nationalistic ideology, I returned inside to find a toweled and more-than-slightly-damp Tortuga wandering the first floor and running up to me saying "YOU JUST MISSED IT!" I responded "What?!" and she told me: HDS was drafted into a threesome shower with Cassi, Jo, and Ginny. That's right: HDS...in the shower...with Ginny. Cassi. Jo. Buck-ass nekkid. While I was outside discussing politics...HDS...Ginny...Cassi...Jo. Buck-ass nekkid shower. I went outside and promptly beat Rupert to death with a hammer.Which struck me as strange afterward because he was alive and well the next day. I blame reality.
I swear, cross my heart and hope to die, that I didn't plan it. I was coerced ... coerced I say! 😀 Who knows? Maybe it'll happen again. 😛
Having been the one holding her shoulders down and looking at Max's face from about a foot away when she said that, I cannot stress enough the epic nature of that pwnage. Funny ... she gets pwned in the extreme by Myriads at Albany ... pwned in the extreme at NEST by Max ... and, as I now recall, pwned in the extreme by Lee at NHLee! No helping some people, I suppose. 😛
Why did I miss this!? Bah, that would have been more than epic.
ANDNow get those pictures uploaded, bitch!
Srsly. HDS needs pictures!
