Annual Funniest Things Heard at NEST - 2009 Edition

[kwildoctr]

Hot Damn, I got to post this first...

Krazie Dog to Impaler:

"You have the strength of three five-year-olds."


R

 

[tklee88]

LAWL!!!!!!!!

Updates were my favorite 😀

 

[Korastus]

Viper: "I wasn't expecting the lack of friction..."

Ru, to Jo: "You have to stop, you're going to break the hotel."

 

[KrazieDog]

Me to Impailer: "hey Chris, look straight ahead" *SMACK*

Updates and of course "Knotty Bits"

 

[tklee88]

Me to Impailer: "hey Chris, look straight ahead" *SMACK*

Updates and of course "Knotty Bits"

LAWL!!!!!!! OMG!!!!!!! YES! That was so funny with ImFAILer 😀

 

[Tortuga]

Me saying to Amnesiac tickling my ear "GET OUT MY EAR BALLZ!"

 

[Korastus]

Cassi (regarding cough drops): "I need them for my throathole!"

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

Falcon to me: "If your ass were cereal it'd be Smacks"

 

[slacker2114]

"Sure, just kick us out of here." --me to a little hotel worker in her late 50s
"You wanna take this outside?" --said hotel worker to me

"You were not even considered to join. You have no Lean. In fact, you are a member of the Upright Citizens Brigade" --me to Impaler on why he can't join the LXG

"I hope if I'm getting smacked around, you move faster than that to help me" --Bella to hotel security guard, Paul Blart

"Happy birthday, Big Bear!" --Katie to NT

"GAY!" --Runoffstage (you'd have to have been there to understand the context)

 

[lite]

Viper, watching the tickle chain of me, Impaler, Spot_Lady, and armpitlovr: "That is the weirdest mambo ever!"

 

[Miss Serendipity]

LOL this thread is bound to be EPICAL!

 

[tklee88]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! YUSH

Sanna calling jay GAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYY in a man voice while slapping him was a highlight of my weekend

Also...Sanna watching some tv show, judging it, and calling it ASSSSS....OMG!!!!!! I just piddled typing this 😛

 

[BellaRisa]

It's not really a NEST quote, but in my belly dance class tonight my teacher kept telling us how important it is to LEAN properly and I could. not. stop. laughing. They all think I'm a nut

 

[Snail Shell]

Everything Cassi said after she opened the doggie back full of corn. 🙂

Snail Shell

 

[aylajane15]

Amnesiac at the Newbie meeting:
"I've found you Luther...."

can't imagine what's next to come!

 

[venray]

Hearing Katie say the word "piddle" in person.....

ROFL

 

[BellaRisa]

GRRR

Amnesiac at the Newbie meeting:
"I've found you Luther...."

This, this right here? Why the beatings happen with such frequency

 

[Korastus]

Hehehehe.

Bella, during Viper's shoot: "I think I'll move to this side..."

 

[BrightEyes1082]

Rhino: I will p'zone you!
Me: P'zone? Those things from pizza hut?
Rhino: P'zones are amazing. It's like a candy bar made out of pizza, and it's three feet long.

Josh, while tickling me: Do you love Canada?
Me: NO! It's full of frostbacks!

Me: Why don't you just use the spanking bench?
Bella: Um. We have a spanking bench? 😵

 

[spotmanc]

"And now, Pussy Woman-Damn! CAT! CAT! CAT!"
-Libertine

 

[KrazieDog]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! YUSH

Sanna calling jay GAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYY in a man voice while slapping him was a highlight of my weekend

Also...Sanna watching some tv show, judging it, and calling it ASSSSS....OMG!!!!!! I just piddled typing this 😛

These were a catalyst for shenanigans ALL weekend long. Anyone got out of hand and they got a slap and a "GAAAAYYY!"

It's not really a NEST quote, but in my belly dance class tonight my teacher kept telling us how important it is to LEAN properly and I could. not. stop. laughing. They all think I'm a nut

Your teacher is a hero, enough said.

Another that made us piss our pants was on the couches at 2 am when the Rhino said:
My favorite cereal is Alpha-Bits, and with my spoon I like to spell out the word "Knotty" in the bowl.

Same couch, same time, and the discussion of Katie grabbing Rhino's elbow skin
Rhino What are you doing?
Katie Grabbing your weenis.
Rhino The fuck you say? What the hell is weenis?
Katie Your elbow skin.
Rhino That is not what that is called.
Krazie Um, yea it is dude.
Rhino Well g'damn, this girl is yanking on my weenis in public.

and

BWHAHAH OMG SAFE WORD VOICE, SAFE WORD VOICE ~ Sarah to me while tied down and unable to escape my Libertine impression (The man has an epic voice)

 

[Bagelfather]

Everything Cassi said after she opened the doggie back full of corn. 🙂

Snail Shell

I think her first words were "I'm going to kill you!"

That was too funny (once corn was explained to me) 🙂

 

[asutickler]

Tamia, sounding like the Queen of England: STOP it!

 

[Bagelfather]

My Quote

Someone was describing a smell at NEST of being "funky" and I said...

"I know that smell, that's the smell of 40 hours of World of Warcraft."

Rhino upon hearing that Big K had fireworks "I like explosives!"

 

[Artoo]

Ru, to Jo: "You have to stop, you're going to break the hotel."

This. I pwnd Jo so hard. 😀

Also, this;

*picks up phone handset*
"It's for you!"
*smacks Jo with handset*