CitY of MicA
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There have been a couple of recent threads in this sub-forum detailing the end of the world. While some may find the gloom and doom of these threads overwhelming, I don't think that it's any worse than your average Heavy Metal concert. Apparently, many of us have been ignoring these warnings due to our busy schedules (not me, particularly), hot dates (not me but I understand other people have), or a desire to go about our daily existence without being bothered (that would be me). Maybe this is also due in part to the fact that it is much more alarming to witness cataclysmic events than to simply read about them. However, contrary to one’s logical assumption, ignoring these threads doesn't seem to ensure their disappearance. It is my belief that we must, therefore, tackle this subject head-on.
Seeing as the end of the world is nigh, I figured starting a thread to help prepare my fellow TMFers was the least I could do (with the possible exception of not starting a thread). There is a set date for this one-time-only event, but, in my absent-minded nature, I neglected to record it in my engagement calendar. Even if I had written it down, I have a tendency to go through periods of time without looking in the calendar, anyway. I don't really wish to put the kibosh on anyone's summer plans, but I have this sinking feeling that it may occur prior to the Solstice. I’m given to the impression that this date wasn’t necessarily set in stone, which is perhaps why I didn’t bother to write it down.
To follow are some helpful tips for what we as individuals can do in the event that the world does come to an end. Let's begin with the common catastrophic scenarios:
Ice age: When entering an ice age, one should dress as warmly as possible. Woolens are important, although perhaps a bad idea unless there is a dry cleaners handy. Long johns are a must.
Fire: Obviously, one of the best ways to combat fire is with water and lots of it. Surely one’s local fire department would be taxed if the world were aflame, so it would be wise to carry a squirt gun with an extra large reservoir, such as a Super Soaker. If the fire should spread to your person, do not feel embarrassed about using 'stop, drop, and roll' techniques (think of the shame you would feel if you were burnt to a crisp). Conversely, do not brag about using these techniques.
Earthquakes: Avoid all fault lines.
Floods: A true fashion don't, these are only to be worn in the event that there is an actual flood. In this instance, shorts are preferable. A flood can be counteracted with a rubber dingy. Once again, do not feel embarrassed about using or saying the words 'rubber dingy.'
Regardless of what kind of disaster has befallen us, please remember to stay calm. Pushing and shoving will not get you 'wherever you're going' any faster.
I will post updates on the Forum any time I have some new information, and I welcome any input from others. I don’t think people here are too picky about the ‘source’ of the news (I know I’m not), so post away!
Seeing as the end of the world is nigh, I figured starting a thread to help prepare my fellow TMFers was the least I could do (with the possible exception of not starting a thread). There is a set date for this one-time-only event, but, in my absent-minded nature, I neglected to record it in my engagement calendar. Even if I had written it down, I have a tendency to go through periods of time without looking in the calendar, anyway. I don't really wish to put the kibosh on anyone's summer plans, but I have this sinking feeling that it may occur prior to the Solstice. I’m given to the impression that this date wasn’t necessarily set in stone, which is perhaps why I didn’t bother to write it down.
To follow are some helpful tips for what we as individuals can do in the event that the world does come to an end. Let's begin with the common catastrophic scenarios:
Ice age: When entering an ice age, one should dress as warmly as possible. Woolens are important, although perhaps a bad idea unless there is a dry cleaners handy. Long johns are a must.
Fire: Obviously, one of the best ways to combat fire is with water and lots of it. Surely one’s local fire department would be taxed if the world were aflame, so it would be wise to carry a squirt gun with an extra large reservoir, such as a Super Soaker. If the fire should spread to your person, do not feel embarrassed about using 'stop, drop, and roll' techniques (think of the shame you would feel if you were burnt to a crisp). Conversely, do not brag about using these techniques.
Earthquakes: Avoid all fault lines.
Floods: A true fashion don't, these are only to be worn in the event that there is an actual flood. In this instance, shorts are preferable. A flood can be counteracted with a rubber dingy. Once again, do not feel embarrassed about using or saying the words 'rubber dingy.'
Regardless of what kind of disaster has befallen us, please remember to stay calm. Pushing and shoving will not get you 'wherever you're going' any faster.
I will post updates on the Forum any time I have some new information, and I welcome any input from others. I don’t think people here are too picky about the ‘source’ of the news (I know I’m not), so post away!
