I will be back shortly to take my beating.🙁

😱 LOL! Apparently justice has been served! Okay, I'm gonna need to prepare myself before I take on all of these questions....
I'll be expecting that "Ode to the Leafs" as my reward 😀

Are you glad that you live in Canada where Deadly from Australia cannot easily get her hands on you.![]()
Yep, she's probably plotting her revenge as we speak! 😀I am watching the game as I do this. The bombing has begun.
What is your favorite beer?

Can a woodchuck chuck anything other than wood?
What does Simon really say in the game Simon Says?
LOLDo you think you can have your cake and eat it too?
What would you do with your time if there were 25 hours in a day?
Do you think Santa Shaves his beard the day after Christmas?

Do you enjoy a fine cigar?
In your opinion, is Rush Limbaugh a nut case?

What is your favorite color?
Did you know that your Leafs just scored the first goal?

Only the second time the leafs have scored first this season? that does not sound good.
What is your favorite book?
What would you call an octopus with 9 arms?

If Deadly jumped off a bridge, would you follow her?
If she was in trouble, of course I would jump in to help her, lolWill the Maple Leafs make the playoffs in the next 3 years?
Do you have a garden Farmer Leaf?
Do you like stuffed mushrooms? If so with what do you like them stuffed?
If you could do or be anyone for one day, what or whom would it be?
Do you like fried fish? Or would you rather grill it?

How many lemons does it take to make a glass of lemonade?

What is the difference between Taffy and Toffee?
If you were a woman, Would you be pretty?![]()

If Night were day and day were night, would we still call them day and night?

Have you had enough questions Eh?![]()
Cherries or Grapes? Sour or sweet?
Did you know that I am starting an ode to the Leafs already?![]()
Don't worry, Tom... i was just as surprised as you were! 😀Wine or scotch?
What flavor Chewing gum do you prefer?
What is the best thing about living in Canada?![]()
If I say the word Quirky, What comes to mind?
If you had to choose, would you eat Beets or Turnips?

Do you prefer being called funny or witty?
Have you ever read Treasure Island? If not may I say, GET OFF YOUR ASS AND READ THAT BOOK!!!!😉
Did you like all my Questions? I sure hope so! I worked hard on them.
Welcome to the chaos!!
I think Deadly is right, lol... no one is safe now 
Do you like the rainbow?
Do you enjoy the taste of bananas?
Do you own a pair of skinny jeans?
Moon or the Sun?
Do you have a fan in your room?
Glad you made it Aimee. Nail him. LOL

Did the leafs and the Red Wings change uniforms??? LOL. Wow the Leafs are playing excellent hockey.
OK. I will make this Ode a very nice one. I will begin eating my octopi after the game. LOL

What's your favorite kind of sandwich?
Could I have a sandwich, please?![]()
Otherwise, a good sub is always yummy!
How'd you choose your screenname?![]()
I have, Tom! 😀 I just got on here not long ago myself, spent the day enjoying the weather outside and had a nice visit with my neice and nephew... got a love crazy kids, lol.
How was your day?
What day is it in Canada? Australia is so far advanced, i mean ahead 😛, that I can't tell half the time! Wild guess....its Sunday night?


Quite simple really 🙂 I just mixed together my love for the Maple Leafs (thus leafs) and tickling (thus the tk at the end). Does that explain it? 😀
