Ask a Leaf!

[♡AimLEE♡]

Do you have any pets?

What color shirt are you wearing?

Name three things that are physically close to you:

What is the last book you read?

Are you or were you a good student?

What's your favorite sport?

Do you enjoy sleeping late?

What's the weather like right now?

Who tells the best jokes?

What was the last thing you dreamed about?

Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?

Do you believe in karma?

Do you believe in luck?

Do you like your eggs scrambled or sunny side up?

Do you collect anything? If so, what?

Are you proud of yourself?

Are you reliable?

Have you ever given money to a bum?

What's your favorite food?

Have you ever had a secret admirer?

Do you like the smell of gasoline?

Do like to draw?

What's your favorite invention?

Is your room messy?

Do you give in easily?

Are you a good guesser?

Can you read other people's expressions?

Are you a bully?

Do you have a job?

What time did you wake up this morning?

What did you eat for breakfast this morning?

When was the last time you showered?

What do you plan on doing tomorrow?

What's your favorite day of the week and why?

Do you have any nicknames?

Have you ever been scuba diving?

Is there someone you have been constantly thinking about? If yes, who?

What toothpaste do you use?

Do you enjoy challenges?

What's the worst injury you have had?

What's the last movie you saw?

What do you want to know about the future?

What does your last text message say?

Who was the last person you spoke over the phone to?

What's your favorite school subject?

What's your least favorite school subject?

Would you rather have money or love?

What is your dream vacation?

What is your favorite animal?

Do you miss anyone right now?

What's the last sporting event you watched?

Do you need to do laundry?

Do you listen to the radio?

What do you do when vending machines steal your money?

Have you ever caught a butterfly?

What color are your bed sheets?

What's your ringtone?

Who was the last person to make you laugh?

Do you have any obsessions right now?

Do you like things that glow in the dark?

What's your favorite fruity scent?

Do you watch cartoons?

Have you ever sat on a roof?

Name three things in the world you dislike:

Name three people in the world you dislike:

Has a rumor even been spread about you?

Do you like sushi?

Do you believe in magic?

Do you hold grudges?

 

[♡AimLEE♡]

What is more difficult for you; looking into someone’s eyes when you are telling someone how you feel, or looking into someone’s eyes when they are telling you how they feel?

You are on a flight from Honolulu to Chicago non-stop. There is a fire in the back of the plane. You get enough time to make ONE phone call. Who would you call?

You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?

You can have one of the following two things: trust/love. Which do you pick and why?

You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?

Think of the last person who you really knew that died. You have the chance to give them 1 hour of life back, but you have to give one year of your life. Do you?

Are you the kind of friend that you would want to have as a friend?

Does love = sex?

Your best friend dies, what would you do?

What would be harder for you, to tell someone you love them or that you do not love them back?

What do you think would be the hardest thing for you to give up on?

Imagine. It is a dark night, you are alone, it is raining outside, you hear someone walking around outside your window. Who do you call?

Would you give a homeless person CPR if they were dying?

Are you old fashioned?

Which would you choose, true love with a guarantee of a heart break or have never loved before?

Yeah, I looked these up. So sue me! They are good questions! 🙂
Enjoy!

 

[♡AimLEE♡]

MORE! 😛

Why is it only drug dealers and software developers call their clients 'users'?

Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

How is it possible to have a civil war?

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?

If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "assteroids"?

Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?

If the black box flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of the stuff?

Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they still working?

If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

OK, so what's the speed of dark?

And here is a list of questions I added that were not on the list.

If you add your username to your ignore list, would you not be able to read your own posts?

Why is there braille on a drive up ATM machine?

Why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?

If a pin drops in a noisy classroom does anyone hear it hit the floor?


If someone has a mid-life crisis while playing hide and seek, does he automatically lose because he can't find himself?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, but only to be troubled and insecure?

Is there another word for synonym?

Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Just before someone gets nervous, do they experience cocoons in their stomach?

When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their picket signs?

When you open a new bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away?

When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're just sitting there, staring at carpeting?

Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?

Why isn't there a mouse-flavored cat food?

Why do they report power outages on TV?

 

[texastickler]

MORE! 😛

Why is it only drug dealers and software developers call their clients 'users'?

Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

How is it possible to have a civil war?

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?

If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "assteroids"?

Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?

If the black box flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of the stuff?

Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they still working?

If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

OK, so what's the speed of dark?

And here is a list of questions I added that were not on the list.

If you add your username to your ignore list, would you not be able to read your own posts?

Why is there braille on a drive up ATM machine?

Why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?

If a pin drops in a noisy classroom does anyone hear it hit the floor?


If someone has a mid-life crisis while playing hide and seek, does he automatically lose because he can't find himself?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, but only to be troubled and insecure?

Is there another word for synonym?

Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Just before someone gets nervous, do they experience cocoons in their stomach?

When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their picket signs?

When you open a new bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away?

When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're just sitting there, staring at carpeting?

Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?

Why isn't there a mouse-flavored cat food?

Why do they report power outages on TV?

Hello Leaf. Can you name a girl with WAY too much time on her hands?

 

[Bugman]

Do you regret starting this thread?

 

[leafstk]

*ahem*
I'm very bored right now. I've decided to target you.
Ready?

*Note: Any repeats .. deal with it! 😛

Here goes nothin'!

Do you like going to the art museum?

Yes I do, actually! But I haven't been in some time... my grandfather is an oil painter, so I've learned to appreciate art from a young age 🙂

What's the highest you've ever scored bowling?

Omg... I can't remember, lol... but it was over 200 😀

Strangest thing that's happened to you today?

LOL... well, I was with my mom's dog in their backyard and he was going nuts barking at one of the trees! Upon closer inspection, it was an opossum! 😱 Fascinating creatures, lol.

Two And Half Men or Everybody Loves Raymond?

Two and Half men for sure

Which planet is your favorite?

I love Saturn for its rings... but of course I love it here on earth too, lol 😀

Clubs, Spades, Hearts, or Diamonds?
Red or black?

Jack of Hearts

Tell me something Canadian!

Okies!

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Do you wear plaid shirts?

I do have a couple, actually... lol. But I don't wear them often

Do you dress up daily?

Yep... khaki's/dress or golf shirt for work... jeans at home

Have you ever tried on woman's clothing?

I don't believe I have, LOL 😛

Mango or Peach?

Peach

Apple or Orange?

Orange 🙂

Grape or Banana?

Grape

Kiwi or Strawberry?

Strawberry

Blueberry or Raspberry?

Blueberry

What is your dream?
Have you reached that dream?

Kinda/sorta... I love to make a difference in the work that I do. I reached my goal of running a poverty organization here working with the homeless in Niagara and eventually became the Executive Director. It was a dream job for sure 🙂 Unfortunately, being non-profit, we went thru some real challenges in the funding arena and the organization went thru some necessary changes to adapt to the current economic realities. So I don't work there anymore 🙁 But I'm very proud of what I accomplished there and will cherish those memories. I went thru the breakup with my girlfriend at the same time, so it wasn't a fun time for me 🙁

My dream now is to find something equally as fulfilling, enjoy life and hopefully start a family one day with the right person 🙂 If that doesn't happy, I'm quite happy with who I am and I have no regrets.

What's your favorite chore to do?

Believe it or not, cutting the lawn... lol 😀

Do you buy bottle water?

Are any lightbulbs burnt out right now?

Yes, one in my bathroom, lol... but I've switched to LED, so don't have to change them very often.

Look behind you... what's there?

😱 My shadow!!! lol

Do you like curly hair or straight?

It depends, both can be very pretty on a woman 🙂

Blonde, Red, or Brunette?

Brunette

What's your favorite culture?

I'm fascinated by the Japanese culture and would love to see Japan one day

What's your favorite type of workout?

Swimming! 😀

What's something you've wasted money on and now regret?

In hindsight, probably that trip to the Dominican I took my ex on last winter... but it was beautiful there and there's some good memories 🙂

Have you ever gone on a shopping spree?
If yes, what did you buy?

Yup, when I got my apartment here, lol 😀 I got an LCD television, surround sound system and just a bunch of things I had that needed upgrading 🙂

Have you ever won anything in contest? Details.

Well, I don't gamble or play the lotto often... so not really. I used to swim competetively and I won a few races at some of the swim meets though 😀

Beer bottles or beer cans?

Cans can be convenient if camping or on the move... but I do prefer bottles

Do you think Christmas comes too soon these days?

Yes... this year flew by!

Have you ever seen a Christmas without snow?

Yeah... green Christmas's are no fun 🙁

What age did you stop believing in Santa Claus?

lol, I tried hard to believe for the sake of my little brother and sister, but I think I had figured it out well before I turned 10

Is your tank full?

3/4's! 😀

What are some of your expectations for 2010?

I expect to be smoke free and get my ass back to the gym on a regular basis 😀 I expect it to be a year of new beginnings 🙂

What color is your carpeting?

Well, I have hardwood... but my area rugs are a mauroon like colour

Do you have any hardwood floors?

lol, Yep! 😀

How do you feel about people spelling like this: hey how r u 2day?

You know, I do find that lazy and annoying, lol... I understand if you have to speed text, but in every day communication?

What about like this?: yO sUp I aM sOoOo CoOoL!

gOtZ A pRoBleM wItH dAt, yO? 😀

Do you believe in aliens?

No, but it's an interesting thought

Do you grill out often?

All the time! 😀 I love to bbq

Do you sometimes wish your life had background music?
If yes, what song(s)?

How about this? XD

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What Little Rascal is your favorite?

Who couldn't love Buckwheat? 😀

Favorite Winnie the Pooh character?

Tigger!

Favorite Brady Bunch character?

Never watched it... couldn't stand them, sorry 😀

Favorite Grease character?

Olivia Newton John of course! 😀

Favorite Rugrats character?

LOL, they're cute but I'm not that familiar with their names XD

Favorite 101 Dalmatians characters?

The puppies! 😀

If you could take back something you did in the past, would you?

yes, definitely

What day would you want to live over again?

My 23rd birthday... was insane 😀 That or College Grad... was just an amazing day and the after party was one for the ages

What would life be like if Richard Simmons was President of America?

I would feel even safer living in Canada, hahaha!

Do you think Bill Cosby is nuts?

Yes, but he was a brilliant comedian in his heyday

What is your favorite Christmas song?

Silver Bells 🙂

Have you ever asked anyone to pull your finger?

No, I don't think I've ever done that actually 😀

Do you have to have coffee every morning just to function?

Pretty much, lol! I mean, I don't have to... but it sure helps sometimes

Have you ever bought a girl you like flowers?

Yes, I love buying flowers for my sweetheart

What's the cutest thing you've done for a girl?

The cutest thing? Well, I'm a bit of a romantic for sure... so love to make a special meal now and again... complete with candles of course 😛

I surprised my gf once for her birthday by getting her concert tickets to one of her favourite bands in Toronto. We had a nice dinner out before the show at a great restaurant and I had booked a hotel so we could party all night and not have to drive home. It was epic! 😀

DONE.
....for now!

Whew!!! Sorry it took so long to answer, lol.... had a late dinner and had to come back to them 😀 That was quite a bomb right there alright!

 

[leafstk]

ODE POSTED!!!!!

Excellent!!! I'll go check now! 😀

HOLY CRAP!!!!! Aimee is gonna be in trouble soon by the looks of it.😀

HOLY SHIT... I thought the first slew was something! 😱

Hello Leaf. Can you name a girl with WAY too much time on her hands?

YES!!! And that girl is going to regret this day

Do you regret starting this thread?

ROFL!!! You know Buggy, the thought has crossed my mind 😀 It's all good fun... but seriously, this will take hours!!!

 

[leafstk]

Right on!
Now to continue ...

Oh you little : !!! Here goes!

Would you consider yourself a picky eater?

Not especially.... I like most foods 🙂

What's something you've done in the past that's gotten you in a lot of trouble with the folks?

Oh boy... probably that time when I was 16 and had just gotten my license. I snuck off with my mom's car one night to joyride with my friends... we were at the cottage, which is on an island... so we thought she'd never find out 😀 Boy was I wrong... being the idiot I was, I managed to cram 12 people into that little car as we took off down the dirt road on the mainland Just my luck, we hit this huge pothole in the road and BAM!! The car died... just like that 😱 We tried everthing to get it going and the bugger wouldn't even turn over! So of course I had to call the cottage for help and my Uncle came out... turns out it was just a kill switch designed to go off if there's some kind of "impact" So the car was fine.... I on the otherhand, was grounded and lost driving privileges for two weeks 🙁 *hangs head in shame*

How do you feel about afros?

I think they used to look good on the Laker's!

Do you wear belts?

Yep

Jeans or sweat pants?

Jeans definitely (wub my skinny jeans! 😀)

Ever had family fun night?

Not for a long, long time... lol. Unless you count holiday gatherings. I remember as kids we would go to the drive-in or a movie... lots of good memories 🙂

What's your favorite TV show?

Of all time? Six Feet Under... Soprano's a close second. Right now I really enjoy True Blood, Entourage and Dexter 😀

Do you have at&t?

Nope... I think Rogers is the affilliate for them here?

Do you like to go on roadtrips?

LOVE IT!!!

Do you like Spaghetti O's?

lol, haven't had them in years! But sure, why not?

What kind of socks do you wear?

An assortment, but I find wool socks the most comfy in winter time

What is your shoe size?

11 runners/dress shoes, 10 Doc Martens

What color are your socks?

Oh I have grey, white, black and blue... and rainbow toe socks for special occasions 😛

How high can you jump?

I used to compete in High Jump, but probably not that high now, lol

Who is the last person you called?

My crazy cousin James

What time did you go to bed last night?

You don't want to know 😛 LOL... it was actually shortly after 6 this morning! 😱 I've learned I'm not so good at all nighters anymore, lol

What is your favorite color?

Blue and Green

What is your favorite number?

7

Will you ever go sky diving?

No freakin' way! Haha... I would probably cry

Did you ever take a hot air balloon ride?

No, but I would love that!

Did you play any sports in high school?

Yep! Tennis, golf and hockey

Will you, or did you, go to your 10 year high school reunion?

No, if there was one I didn't hear about it... moved from that town years ago. I'm sure I'll go back for one in the future if one is organized, I've reconnected with some of my old highschool friends on FB

Do you wash your hair or body first when you shower?

Hair last, always

Do you floss every day?

No, but I probably should get back in the habit

Have you ever gone camping?

I LOVE camping!!! Best camping I ever did was in BC... in Whistler and on this amazing little island between Vancouver Island and the Mainland 😀

Can you light a fire with two sticks?

No... I've never done it successfully 🙁 I suppose I would if I had to!

Have you ever been in Boy Scouts?

Nope! Does that make me a bad boy?

What three possessions could you could not live without?

Wow... um.. I guess my computer, my car and television for watching the Leaf games, lol

If you could invite any three people to dinner, who would it be?

I love to entertain! Hmmm, how about you, Deadly and Tex? We can plot our plans for world domination!

Who would you love to meet?

There's so many people here I'd love to meet and hope to one day! NEST? If Deadly can make it to Canada for the Winter Olympics, I'd love to meet her... would be crazy times for sure! 😀

How many crackers can you eat in a minute?

Probably half a sleeve, LOL

What did you have for lunch yesterday?

An assorted Sub from Subway

What is your least favorite food?

Squash and Turnip...

What is your favorite Girl Scout cookie?

Chocolate! 😀

What is your favorite dessert?

Mmm... toss up between Cherry Cheesecake and Lemon Marangue Pie

What is your favorite restaurant?

The Keg!

What is in your refrigerator right now?

Cold beer, milk, OJ, eggs, bacon, cheese slices, sliced ham, hot dogs, Caesar Salad and an assortment of various condiments, lol... I dunno what else off the top of my head. But I guess it's a typical Bachelor's fridge right now 😀

What is your favorite kind of ice cream?

Butterscotch Ripple

What is the last movie you watched in a movie theater?

Been awhile, lol.... My Bloody Valentine in 3D

What is your favorite reality show?

A&E's Intervention

Can you sing?

I enjoy singing if I'm in the shower or half in the bag for Karaoke, LOL

Who is your favorite singer?

My favourite singer and guitarist is Pink Floyd's David Gilmour

Do you enjoy comedy?

Hellz yes! 😀 The more ridiculous, the better! AKA Borat

Have you ever been to a comedy club?

Yep! A few times actually... great fun 😀

Have you ever been to an opera?

No... but I have been to see Phantom of the Opera, does that count?

What the worst performance you ever saw?

Justin Timberlake at a Rock Festival that featured AC/DC, LOL. I felt so bad for the guy, the crowd literally were hurling their water bottles at him on the stage!

What kind of movie do you like to see?

I love a mix of suspense, drama and comedy. Best movies I think I saw in the theatres were Shawshank Redemption, Silence of the Lambs and Pulp Fiction.

What is the first movie you ever watched?

Star Wars!!

How much television do you watch a week?

Not a lot... just when the Leaf game is on and Dexter on Sunday nights at the moment.

Are you allergic to any food?

Nope!

When was the last time you took a vacation?

A real one? Dominican Republic in February.

Have you ever left the country?

Yep! 😀 Been to the DR twice and several times to the U.S.... been to Florida (Disney baby!), Gulf Shores Alabama, Virginia Beach and Seattle 😀

If you could go anywhere, where would you go?

I'd love to see Japan, Fiji, New Zealand, Australia, Greece and the UK. Alaska would be pretty cool too 😀

How many vacations have you gone on?

Several... but my favourite was the month I spent in BC traveling thru the mountains and across the Island

What was your best vacation?

Oops! See above 😀

Do you prefer to travel alone, with your family or friends?

Definitely with friends. And I'd travel alone if I had to.

What was your longest vacation?

A month in BC and a week in Seattle one summer 🙂

Have you taken a cruise?

Never... not sure that would be my first choice either. I love the beach! 😀

Have you ever driven cross-country?

Yep.... long, long time ago with my family. We made the drive to Disney World from here twice... and once across the prairies to Banff, Alberta when I was like 5.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Have you ever prank called anyone?

 

[TarynsTinyToes]

Are you regretting making this question thread yet??

 

[leafstk]

Do you have any pets?

Not mine, but my mom's dog thinks he belongs to me XD

What color shirt are you wearing?

White t-shirt and shorts atm

Name three things that are physically close to you:

My beer , my laptop and my blackberry 😀

What is the last book you read?

Yikes... been awhile, but Lord of the Rings.

Are you or were you a good student?

Average in Highschool, Dean's list in College

What's your favorite sport?

You have to ask? Hockey of course!

Do you enjoy sleeping late?

LOVE it!

What's the weather like right now?

Cool and some wet drizzle 🙁

Who tells the best jokes?

Not me... I'm horrible at telling them, lol!

What was the last thing you dreamed about?

I'm horrible at remembering my dreams... sorry 🙁

Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?

Yep, I do! And yes... an idiot cutting inbetween lanes on the 401 😱 spun out and hit me head on as I swerved to the shoulder. Luckily a cop was there to see the whole thing, lol.... and no one was hurt, miraculously.

Do you believe in karma?

Not religiously, but I do think what goes around comes around, yes.

Do you believe in luck?

If it wasn't for bad luck, I wouldn't have no luck at all!

Do you like your eggs scrambled or sunny side up?

Sunny side up, actually 🙂 But I love a good omelette

Do you collect anything? If so, what?

Not any more, really. I used to collect comic books and hockey cards at one time though 😀 And no, I'm not the 35 Year Old Virgin 😛

Are you proud of yourself?

I'm quite proud of what I've accomplished in life so far, yes 🙂

Are you reliable?

You bet... I'll always be there for my friends and family.

Have you ever given money to a bum?

Well, since I've worked with the homeless for so long, lol... I don't like to call them bums, but I prefer to purchase something useful for them rather than give them money.

What's your favorite food?

Lobster! Seafood in general

Have you ever had a secret admirer?

Yes I have, it was cute 🙂

Do you like the smell of gasoline?

I loved it as a kid, lol.... at the cottage, filling up the boats I was transfixed by it XD

Do like to draw?

I doodle, but i don't have my grandfather's talent 🙁

What's your favorite invention?



Is your room messy?

Nope, bit of a pet peeve of mine, lol XD

Do you give in easily?

In a tickle fight? Hellz no! But in general, I can be a softie... so I'll give in if I get this look LOL

Are you a good guesser?

I think so, lol!

Can you read other people's expressions?

I"m very sensitive and keen to other's emotions, so yes

Are you a bully?

Definitely not

Do you have a job?

Casual/Part Time right now... laid off from previous job after changes with the Board of Directors 🙁

What time did you wake up this morning?

Noon, lol... waz a late night in the SSF

What did you eat for breakfast this morning?

I just had a muffin with my coffee

When was the last time you showered?

Today, after my coffee 😛

What do you plan on doing tomorrow?

Work, banking and then watch the Leaf game. Oh, and I'll tune in to hear Tom's recital of his Ode to the Maple Leafs on TMF Radio

What's your favorite day of the week and why?

Friday, yippie!!! Does it really need an explanation?

Do you have any nicknames?

Leafers, Leafy, Leafington 😛 No, not really any more.

Have you ever been scuba diving?

Never, would love to...kinda worried how my sinuses will react though

Is there someone you have been constantly thinking about? If yes, who?

I rarely think about my ex anymore, so that's a good thing, lol. I think about my friends here often, does that count? 😀

What toothpaste do you use?

Aquafresh Sensations...

Do you enjoy challenges?

Yup... I like to rise to occasion and have done so in the past.

What's the worst injury you have had?

Fractured my wrist and my elbow in a bike accident 🙁

What's the last movie you saw?

I forget XD

What do you want to know about the future?

I'd like to know if the Leafs ever win the Stanley Cup 😀

What does your last text message say?

"Are u still alive? 😛"... for realz 😀

Who was the last person you spoke over the phone to?

You already asked me this 😛 My crazy cousin James (after that text message, LOL)

What's your favorite school subject?

History and of course Phys Ed 😀

What's your least favorite school subject?

Math and Science

Would you rather have money or love?

Money can't buy you wuv LOL

What is your dream vacation?

Island hopping thu the Carribean

What is your favorite animal?

The Pandacat XD... actually, I think the Moose is an incredible and majestic creature

Do you miss anyone right now?

Right now I am missing all my SSF friends because of this epic BOMB, Amy!

What's the last sporting event you watched?

The Leafs kick the Red Wings butts on Saturday night

Do you need to do laundry?

Nope, did it last night

Do you listen to the radio?

I've been listening to TMF Radio while responding to this, LOL

What do you do when vending machines steal your money?

I curse under my breathe and wonder, why?!?

Have you ever caught a butterfly?

Yes I have actually 🙂 My grandfather and I used to catch different species at the cottage... good times 😀

What color are your bed sheets?

Beige atm

What's your ringtone?

Haha, "Who Can it Be Now?" by Men at Work, if you can believe it XD

Who was the last person to make you laugh?

Tom, with his epical Ode to the Leafs

Do you have any obsessions right now?

Not really

Do you like things that glow in the dark?

Sure... fireflies are neeto! 😀

What's your favorite fruity scent?

Strawberry

Do you watch cartoons?

LOL... Family Guy and Simpsons from time to time... or retro reruns of Loony Tunes 😀

Have you ever sat on a roof?

Yep... have shingled a few rooves in my time... and then sit down to admire it all when its done, LOL

Name three things in the world you dislike:

Suffering, brutality and intolerance

Name three people in the world you dislike:

Do I have to? LOL... It takes a lot for me to dislike someone

Has a rumor even been spread about you?

Yes, quite humorous too XD

Do you like sushi?

LOVE it!

Do you believe in magic?

Depends... sometimes miracles do happen I think 🙂

Do you hold grudges?

No.... for one its unhealthy and for another, what a waste of time

 

[leafstk]

Have you ever prank called anyone?

Back when I was a bratty teenager, yes Oh what fun was had 😀

Are you regretting making this question thread yet??

Hey Taryn!

You know what? As exhausting as it is.... ... it's also a lot of fun, I just hope people actually read the answers so I'm not doing this all in vain! 😱

Have you attempted your thread yet?

Wub ya!

 

[texastickler]

Back when I was a bratty teenager, yes Oh what fun was had 😀



Hey Taryn!

You know what? As exhausting as it is.... ... it's also a lot of fun, I just hope people actually read the answers so I'm not doing this all in vain! 😱

Have you attempted your thread yet?

Wub ya!

You have done a fine job Leaf. Get her buddy and get her good! LOL

Will you tell Deadly that I will kick her Turkey butt later? I most likely will not see her tonight.

 

[eclipse]

Back when I was a bratty teenager, yes Oh what fun was had 😀

What ELSE awful did you do back when you were a bratty teenager?
A few stories about that please?!

 

[leafstk]

Yeah, I looked these up. So sue me! They are good questions! 🙂
Enjoy!

😛 Can you smell what DeadLeaf are cooking? Redemption draweth nigh!

What is more difficult for you; looking into someone’s eyes when you are telling someone how you feel, or looking into someone’s eyes when they are telling you how they feel?

The former. The most gut wrenching thing I've ever had to do as a leader has been to let people go from their job 🙁 Sometimes its a necessary evil, but that is never easy and I feel like puking afterwards.

You are on a flight from Honolulu to Chicago non-stop. There is a fire in the back of the plane. You get enough time to make ONE phone call. Who would you call?

My mommy

You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?

a) I would tell those close to me, of course I would. b) Sell everything I own and invite all my friends and family to party like there's no tomorrow on a beach somewhere in the South Pacific 😀 C) Of course I would

You can have one of the following two things: trust/love. Which do you pick and why?

They don't go together??? I will always choose love over anything else

You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?

I save the dog and walk into my bosses office in my soaking wet clothes to face the music 😀

Think of the last person who you really knew that died. You have the chance to give them 1 hour of life back, but you have to give one year of your life. Do you?

No... because Gramps would slap me upside the head for doing such a thing, lol He was an amazing person, I'd love to have time with him again

Are you the kind of friend that you would want to have as a friend?

Absolutely... I'm fun and I'm loyal to my friends.

Does love = sex?

Absolutely not.... sex is the cherry on top in a loving/committed relationship.

Your best friend dies, what would you do?

I would do all I can to help his family get thru such a tragedy 🙁

What would be harder for you, to tell someone you love them or that you do not love them back?

The latter.

What do you think would be the hardest thing for you to give up on?

Smoking.... but I'm almost there 🙂

Imagine. It is a dark night, you are alone, it is raining outside, you hear someone walking around outside your window. Who do you call?

I don't call anyone at first... I check out the scene, because it could be one of my nutbar friends XD

Would you give a homeless person CPR if they were dying?

In a heartbeat.

Are you old fashioned?

I can be, lol... depends. I'm very tolerant and tend to be the "peace maker", so traditions that promote intolerance or are demeaning to women for example, make me cringe.

Which would you choose, true love with a guarantee of a heart break or have never loved before?

True love

 

[leafstk]

You have done a fine job Leaf. Get her buddy and get her good! LOL

Will you tell Deadly that I will kick her Turkey butt later? I most likely will not see her tonight.

Thanks pal! 😀 Almost there! I'll relay the message if she comes on, not sure how it will be received though!

What ELSE awful did you do back when you were a bratty teenager?
A few stories about that please?!

ROFL! In due time, Eclipse... in due time 😀 Yes, I'll share some stories... but first I have to get thru the end of this thread bomb nightmare!

Hope you're having a great night! 🙂

 

[leafstk]

MORE! 😛

You know you are going to pay for this, right? Ahaha, well played Aimee.... well played! 😛 You're going to Bella's this weekend, right? *scheming*

Why is it only drug dealers and software developers call their clients 'users'?

Good question... and I'm not sure I want to know the answer XD

Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?

Took me a second there to get that one 😛

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

Doubtful... they're far too cute and innocent for such nonsense

How is it possible to have a civil war?

I dunno, but I've got my eye on those damned Quebecers!

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?

If they're committed, yes XD

If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?

Have you ever been to an Italian wedding?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

You have succeeded to fail 😛

Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "assteroids"?

I dunno... but I don't want to find out either!

Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?

Did you get these questions from Larry the Cable Guy? Because they're good for the economy 😛

If the black box flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of the stuff?

Good question... I suspect its made of tough stuff and would probably never leave the ground

Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

Have you ever opened the lid after expirey?

If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

Because Quirk-ville Zoo wouldn't be nearly as entertaining

If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they still working?

Because they're full of this?

If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

Nah, I'd still give him the old soap in mouth treatment

Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

To affirm their ego's? 😛

OK, so what's the speed of dark?

My brain, atm 😛

And here is a list of questions I added that were not on the list.

Dear God, thank you!!!

If you add your username to your ignore list, would you not be able to read your own posts?

Mebbe? No idea... I"ve never had to use the function 😛

Why is there braille on a drive up ATM machine?

Well, I know plenty of drivers who are seemingly blind, lol

Why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?

It is the nature of things 😛

If a pin drops in a noisy classroom does anyone hear it hit the floor?

nope

If someone has a mid-life crisis while playing hide and seek, does he automatically lose because he can't find himself?

Yes, lol

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

No

Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, but only to be troubled and insecure?

Quite possibly...

Is there another word for synonym?

😛

Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Yes, especially when the need to do it "privately" LOL

Just before someone gets nervous, do they experience cocoons in their stomach?

Yes, and well you should.... are you nervous yet as to how I shall respond to all of this?

When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their picket signs?

Sign makers are unionized?

When you open a new bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away?

No... it is meant to be savored 😛

When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're just sitting there, staring at carpeting?

Thankfully I don't own a pet bird 😛arrot:

Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?

Haha... a beach if they're smart 😛

Why isn't there a mouse-flavored cat food?

I worked in pet food factory during college.... you don't want to know what really goes into cat food

Why do they report power outages on TV?

Because if you own a satellite dish and a power generator, you're in the news baby!

Okay... I think I need to go collect myself now....

 

[Carsomyr]

lol, so they bombed your thread huh? 😀

 

[leafstk]

lol, so they bombed your thread huh? 😀

It was that zany Zoo Keeper, Aimee!! Oh she'll be sorry for this 😀

But I have to hand it to her... that was a fine effort! LOL

How are you tonight?

 

[Carsomyr]

How are you tonight?

I ask the questions here, Canadian!


...ok I got nothing. I'm fine, you? 😀

 

[leafstk]

I ask the questions here, Canadian!


...ok I got nothing. I'm fine, you? 😀

Hehe! LOL, doing alright.... gotta say, pretty worn out tonight 😀

 

[Carsomyr]

Oh yeah, I know how it is. 😱

Did you read about that Swedish goalie who had to suit up for Team Finland? 😀

 

[leafstk]

Oh yeah, I know how it is. 😱

Did you read about that Swedish goalie who had to suit up for Team Finland? 😀

No! 😱 What the hell happened there? 😀

 

[Carsomyr]

No! 😱 What the hell happened there? 😀

Not sure if there's an article in English, but you'll get the basics if you read the last couple of posts in this thread:
http://hfboards.com/showthread.php?t=694112&page=2#28

😀

 

[leafstk]

Not sure if there's an article in English, but you'll get the basics if you read the last couple of posts in this thread:
http://hfboards.com/showthread.php?t=694112&page=2#28

😀

ROFL! That's unbelievable! At least he allowed 3 goals eh? 😀