What do you get when you cross a rock and a hard place?
Solid rock?
😛 LOL... I've been between a rock and a hard place before, but I always manage to wiggle myself free
Do you believe in Santa?
Not anymore, no... lol
But I do believe in the spirit of Christmas and that kids should feel free to believe in Santa for as long as they can. It's adorable!
Fill in the blanks: If I had a dime for every time I heard______________ I would be_________
The puck go in the Leafs net I would be rich and I would be kickass at ProLine
Is it true that you love Rock N’ Roll?
But ofcourse!
I love all kinds of music, but love good ol' Rock N' Roll
😀
If oranges are called oranges, and peaches are called peaches, why are bananas not called yellows?
Because apples are not called reds?
What are your favorite meals?
Medium rare Steak, Lobster tail, loaded baked potatoe with shrimp skewers
Mmmm, and I love Fettucini Alfredo if it's done right!
Do you like Pop Tarts?
Yep! I haven't had any in a long time though.... hmmm
😀
Do bees drink?
Well, they take pollen from flowers so I'm guessing that they do?
Do you like Simon and Garfunkel?
I like some of their hits, but I don't own any of their CD's. I'm not a fan of either of their solo careers.
Do you know what movie this line is from? “I have a hankering for some Switzerland chocolate, and a good smoke.”
I have no idea, LOL!
If we evolved from apes, what the hell did they evolve from?
Well... I believe in Creation, lol... but if I had to venture a guess, it would be from... sea urchins?
If I said, “There she was, just a walking down the street”, what would you say after?(From a song)
Do ah ditty ditty dum ditty do
What band sang, “Paranoid?”
Black Sabbath!
Why is there no gum on a damned “gum tree?”
Well that ain't right now is it!?!
Do you believe that every problem has a solution?
I'm an eternal optimist, so yes
🙂
Why is it so hard? What? You were expecting more?
Don't worry, sometimes when I'm asking questions I draw a blank too, lol
Who said, “If I were two faced, why would I choose this one?”
Two Face from Batman???
Have you ever broken out in song?
Haha, yes!!
😀 Most often when relaxing on the dock up north
When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
nothing... but it looks like this
Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety one?
Because that just sounds wrong, lol
If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?
I should hope not, lol!!
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Succeeded to fail
Why is it that when someone tells you that there’s billions of stars in the universe, you believe them. But if they tell you there’s wet paint somewhere you have to touch it?
Hehe! Funny how that works eh? Our knack for curiousity overcomes us
😀
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
Because we love to make fun of him
Poor Jimmy
Why does mineral water that has “trickled through mountains for centuries” go out of date next year?
because it lacks the natural filtration the mountains provide... how's that?
What color would a Smurf turn if you choked it?
Purple... didn't that happen once?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but never at their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
Cause that would be wrong, lol... maybe I'll try that sometime and see what happens?
Why isn’t there a special name for the tops of your feet?
I believe you just said it, lol
Do you love a good back scratching?
Hellz yes!
Lastly, Do you know that you have been mini bombed by Texas Tickler?
Indeed I do!
😀 Well done, Tex! But lookout!
And today was much cooler... only a high of 8 degrees celcius! 😱 I wish I knew what that was in F... I suck at those conversions, lol.
Since then I've seen much better acts, lol 
Good to see you here! 😀 How's life treatin' ya these days?
I was pretty young... I'm gonna have to try and look it up 😀
leaf!
