Ask a Leaf!

[leafstk]

Do fish swim backwards?

The one's that ignore my bait sure do!

Why does it rain cats and dogs instead of cows and sheep?

At least Cats and dogs are cute, lol

Why is a man, male and a woman (wo-man), female (fe-male)? Two extra letters… does that mean something?

Wofe? I wont' go there

Why is it when you are tired you are all pooped out?

Why do we only watch TV? Don’t we have to listen to it too?

Depends on the broadcast... some of those sportcasters suck ass!

Why do we dust the furniture to remove dust?

It is the nature of things 😛

Why don't buses have seat belts?

never got that either

How can time fly? Does it have wings?

Ever tried it on Redbull?

Where is the any key on a computer keyboard?

The whatnow? 😕

Why are crazy people called basket cases?

When having your mind read by a psychic, are all your words spelled right?

Never know what you might find eh?

Why aren't you in bed mister?

I guess I'm a helpless insomniac, LOL

How the hell are you buddy? I hope your weekend is awesome.

Hey man! Great to see you back! I'm doing great, had our FROST munch tonight and I'm heading back for the big party tomorrow!

 

[leafstk]

Are you ready for your thread bomb?

I've already been answering 5 pages worth!

WHYoming? 😀

LOL! No idea 😀

Is it true that you can stand on your head and whistle "Oh Canada?"

Nope... cause the French get offended when I omit their part of the anthem

Have you ever wondered what Darth Vader and Darth Maul would talk about if they ever met for coffee?

Lightsabre fails?

Have you been watching the World Cup?

Bits and pieces... going for England, but they're totally underachieving!

Have you ever seen the movie "Revenge of the Nerds?" Who was your favorite Nerd?

LMAO! Wow... long, long time ago... I can't remember the characters names, lol!

Do you think they should make sports drinks with whiskey in them?

Good thing no one ever checked my gatorade bottle at the rink, eh?

What super villain once said, "I would like to show her my French Flipper trick."

no idea man!

Shorts or jeans? Maybe Jean Shorts? I hate pants!

lmao... I like Jeans, but not so much in summer. Shorts all the way! 😀

Are you a sucker for a good plate of Hot Wings?

You better believe it! Side of celery with blue cheese is mandatory 😉

If I say the word "Beaver", What come to mind? 😀

Dude, you know I have a dirty mind already

Have you ever watched the smothers brothers?

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LOL! You know, not really... when I was a kid I would watch the 3 stooges and stuff like that, but never really had the opportunity 😀

Do you want to visit Ireland some day?

Absofuckinglutely! Would be neat to trace my heritage on my Dad's side 😀

What is one song you wish you had never heard before?

The Macarena

Can a snake eat an elephant? I was just wondering because I have never seen a wild liife show about snakes eating elephants. It would be cool though.

That would have to be one hell of a snake!

 

[leafstk]

Why is it that everytime I enter a store and say, "Has anyone seen my nuts," while checking my front pockets people just get a nasty look on their face?

You make a habit of doing that?

If you could be a bird, would you do it? I mean, really?

Have you ever been to Prince Edward Island?

Never! 🙁 I plan to one day, it looks gorgeous... been west a few times, never east.

Do you think if you ate Lemon shark it would be sour?

I've never tried shark... but I definitely would 😀

Have you ever counted sheep to fall asleep? Every time I try it they start doing their business on the floor. It pisses me off. One day my mom came to me and said, "Tom. You are not supposed to count REAL sheep in your room." And i was like, " Oh great! Now tou tell me!"

LMAO! 😀 Nope... never tried that and probably never will

Does the color blue ever make you feel a little down? If not, why the hell do the call it blue?

Blue makes me happy! Its my Leafs colour, right? And I don't know why they call it the "Blues" but thankfully some excellent music came out of that genre 😀

If you had a pet dragon, what would you call him?

Habivore... it would specialize in tormenting Habs fans

Shoud I send this to Amanda?

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YES!!!

What day of the week do you enjoy the most?

Friday!!!

Are you happy I am back?

You bet, buddy! 😀 We need to get Quirkville up and running again

Hi there, how in the hell are ya? 😛

I'm doing great, Angel! Well, after all those questions.. i'm actually pretty tired, LOL. Gotta get my rest for the party tomorrow!

Hope you're having a great weekend too!

 

[tickle-me-rosie]

You bet your butt I am! Be afraid... be very afraid! LOL

Why should I be afraid? I thought the only thing to fear was fear itself! ^.^

 

[goddess_nemesis]

What the hell is a MoonPie?

YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT A MOONPIE IS???

 

[TropicThunder]

Do you think that if I keep this up that the consequences could dire?

 

[Angel77]

Do you like boobies?

 

[tickle-me-rosie]

Why weren't you at the play party???

 

[Angel77]

Have you ever been caught having sex?

 

[Angel77]

Hi. 😀

Wanna be the brother I never had?

 

[Angel77]

Did you ever use a hockey puck for sexual goodness?

 

[Angel77]

Have you ever been on a motorcycle?

 

[leafstk]

Why should I be afraid? I thought the only thing to fear was fear itself! ^.^

I suppose you're right Had I met you Saturday, that MAY have been a different story though 😛 😀

YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT A MOONPIE IS???

Thanks for clearing that up! 😀 Nope... never had one

Do you think that if I keep this up that the consequences could dire?

Dire consequences? 😱 Nahhh, keep it up... you're doin' just fine! 😀

Do you like boobies?

And how!!

Why weren't you at the play party???

🙁 Family stuff... and shit luck

Have you ever been caught having sex?

Damn near! Made quick work of that situation

Hi. 😀

Wanna be the brother I never had?

Aww, it would be an honour!! Does that mean I can torment your dates if they don't treat you right?

Did you ever use a hockey puck for sexual goodness?

How did you know?!?!

Have you ever been on a motorcycle?

Yes... one of those Kawasaki Ninja's... and my life flashed before my eyes!!

 

[tickle-me-rosie]

I suppose you're right Had I met you Saturday, that MAY have been a different story though 😛 😀

I think you're all talk! Dare to prove me wrong?

 

[SoundSiren]

Wanna eat a hockey puck? 😀

 

[leafstk]

I think you're all talk! Dare to prove me wrong?

Yes, I dare you 😀

 

[SoundSiren]

What, don't wanna answer my questions now?

 

[leafstk]

Wanna eat a hockey puck? 😀

Hey, why not?

What, don't wanna answer my questions now?

Are you kidding? 😱 Sorry... I'm so popular I guess i missed that one

 

[Angel77]

Would you stick a hockey stick up your ass for $1,000? 😛

 

[Angel77]

Do you have any pets at the moment?

 

[leafstk]

Would you stick a hockey stick up your ass for $1,000? 😛

You may want to "UP" the ante a bit

Do you have any pets at the moment?

Only my little pup, Chico... he stays with my mom, but he believes he's mine! Love the little bugger, but I'm not here enough to have a dog full time 🙁

 

[goddess_nemesis]

How did the rest of the chat go? 😀

 

[TropicThunder]

Is we gonna do AMFs the next time I come visit?

 

[texastickler]

Why on earth would you defend Angel over me? What have I ever done to you? We are brothers in the M&M war. You must stand beside me.

 

[TropicThunder]

Are you gonna answer your question thread or what, buddy?

ps. do you loves me?