Do you have a beer I can have? I ran out.
ah man, that sucks!
Help yourself! 
Hmm. what's the most expensive beer you've ever bought?
Hmmmm... Saporo from Japan? Excellent beer btw
Do you have a beer I can have? I ran out.
Help yourself! 
Hmm. what's the most expensive beer you've ever bought?
How in the hell are ya this fine evening there good ol' Leaf STICK?![]()
I'm great!!! Had a really good day 
Why do birds suddenly appear and beer doesnt?

ROFL! Watch it you!I'm great!!! Had a really good day
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Oh watch this!
So what are your plans for this weekend?

But I'm not really sure yet 😀Are you in the mood for a Klondike bar or six? I bought a shitload of them today.
^ She would.
Gimme.
So uh, what football teams do you root for?
LOL.. well, I suppose the Bills cause they're so close, but they suck monkey balls 
HA! I finally have a good question for you, Leaf! Ok, in all of the years I have watched hockey, I STILL have never figured out... why the HELL are the Canadiens referred to as the Habs?

Why won't angel tell me who told her i like being slapped?
Honest! Maybe she's just yanking your chain 😉How do you feel about Steeler fans? 😛![]()

Have you seen the movie Black Dynamite?
^ Should be Les Stupide.
Ever get a boil on your butt?
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No idea manHonest! Maybe she's just yanking your chain 😉
Awww, lol! Well, I know ONE Steelers fan I think the world about![]()


hehehe! No worries Smuggy! 😀
They are called the Habs because the "H" in their crest refers to them as "Les Habitants".... PISS ON THEM!![]()

How often do you yank YOUR chain?
And awwww!!!![]()
ALL the time!!! 
Ahhhh... I can rest much easier tonight! That has always bamboozled me! Hey Leaf... when's the last time Toronto won a cup?
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And... shut your ***** mouth!!!! 
Do you like penguins?

Ever cut a pickle into the shape of a feather and tickle someone with it?

Did you ever do anything kinky with a pickle?
Did you know pickle rhymes with tickle? 😛 LOL