Ask a mango!

[a1532b]

Hello there everyone! I've decided that I'm going to do a new comedy series for Tickletheater called Ask a mango. I need your help though. Ask a question, that's all I need. It can be a strange question, a funny question, a rhetorical question, scientific, mathematical, geological, astronomical or just plan quizzical! Ask any question at all and either post it here or PM me with it. If you want your question to be anonymous, let me know in PM and I wont give you credit, but everyone that wants to will have their name IMMORTALIZED in video hilarity! Each week I will pick a couple questions at random, or more precisely ones that I think will be a blast. I will try to get all of them though! Come one come all. This should end up being pretty fun. 😀

Examples of questions:
"If Pi r squared, then why do pie look round?"
"What makes the Earth spin?"
"Why am I asking questions?"
"Who shot JFK?"

Anything goes! Post now for maximum hilarity!

 

[a1532b]

Oh, and don't use the questions I gave as examples because that's cheating and generally not cool. If you do it even just one time I'll probably have to chop your legs off and sew them to my own body so I can run twice as fast. Just a warning.

 

[melanie2]

Why does Nerrad think he is me? lol

 

[Budweiserbob!]

What did your old username mean? 😉

 

[Bashiku]

Can you write down the formula that proves there is god here right now?

 

[a1532b]

This is going wonderfully so far! I like these questions, and they are going to be a great start. If you want to ask more than one at once, feel free! I might not answer them at the same time, but I will do my best to get through them all...eventually. Keep em comin! Make em random, make em serious, make em awesome! 😀

 

[melanie2]

Are mangoes poisonous? 😉

 

[N/A]

Where are the snows of yesteryear?

 

[FeatherDaemon1]

Why doesn't anything interesting ever go on in the Beta Quadrant?

 

[GaryGoafer]

Mango, if Tarzan has lived in the jungle all his life, why doesn't he have a beard?

 

[TickleTheater]

Mango, Why do dogs chase their tail?

 

[Persephone]

If a woman was nine months pregnant and did a somersault would she win an Olympic gold metal?

 

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

We're...not ever gonna get actual answers from the sacred Mango, are we?

 

[Sir Bombers]

What rhymes with bucket??? :rolleyes

lol

 

[kopfhorer1]

What's brown, and sounds like a bell?

 

[FeatherDaemon1]

We're...not ever gonna get actual answers from the sacred Mango, are we?

Only The Mango can answer that question. But, he doesn't answer questions, he merely poses them. lol

 

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

The mango is wise indeed.

I wonder if this crick in my neck will get better anytime soon?

 

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

What's brown, and sounds like a bell?

I hate myself already for even asking but: Is there a punchline to this? It's killing me not knowing the answer.

 

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

Is it incorrect behavior to pose multiple questions of one's own to the Mango without allowing others to take their turn with their own questions first?

 

[Sir Bombers]

Can questions about questioning questions in the "question thread" for mango be used as questions?

😀

 

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

Can even the greatest supercomputer in the entire galaxy truly answer the above question?

But, more importantly: Can anyone tell me what this smiley is supposed to be? :shaun: It's called "shaun" in the smiley-library, but I'm not picking-up on the cultural reference.

Is it possible I take my smileys way too seriously?

Are multiple question sessions with the Mango possible, if I disguise them as a single post?

 

[Barefoot_Sis]

Why do Thieves Cant but a Beer Can?

 

[Sir Bombers]

Can even the greatest supercomputer in the entire galaxy truly answer the above question?

But, more importantly: Can anyone tell me what this smiley is supposed to be? :shaun: It's called "shaun" in the smiley-library, but I'm not picking-up on the cultural reference.

Is it possible I take my smileys way too seriously?

Are multiple question sessions with the Mango possible, if I disguise them as a single post?

Is it questionable to question the first question in Rick tibbler's post above this question which questions if my question about if questioning questions being used as a question can be answered by a supercomputer? :rolleyes

lol

 

[N/A]

I hate myself already for even asking but: Is there a punchline to this? It's killing me not knowing the answer.

dung

 

[melanie2]

Just where does that flame go once the candle is blown out?