Ask a Pear something.

[The pear]

Plans for the weekend: Be tired all weekend after getting home from holiday and play a shit ton of league of legends, cause I'm a nerd.

I'll pass on the massage and they do not, no, none of them.

That's just my natural skin tone!

 

[Huth]

any tickling on sat/sun?

 

[The pear]

Nay

 

[Captain Satan]

Have you ever seen a man snort soy sauce before?

 

[seanwoj]

Did the pear fall far from the tree?

 

[Huth]

is she awake?

 

[The pear]

I have not, but now you mention it, that sounds totes hawt. You should show me Stickeh.
The Pear fell only a few centimeters from her tree!
I am now!

 

[C.A.B.]

Something

 

[seanwoj]

Have you heard that the bird is the word?

 

[Captain Satan]

I'll show you, but I don't want you going down the path of soy sauce. You may, like many others, never return.

Can you please take Jedward back?

 

[C.A.B.]

Indeed, Soy Sauce is a gateway drug... it can lead to Duck Sauce addiction and financial and social ruin. Tragic, tragic...

 

[The pear]

Something, but also nothing. This is the world we live in.
I have indeed heard that the bird is indeed, THE word.
But... But... I wants it... And hell no, they'll make my ears bleed before I can get near them...
It's the next type of ban-able drug, I hear...

 

[Huth]

good morning lady

 

[Captain Satan]

Indeed, Soy Sauce is a gateway drug... it can lead to Duck Sauce addiction and financial and social ruin. Tragic, tragic...

We're all in this together, man. One arm to load up a line of soy sauce, another arm to pull you back from the abyss.

 

[C.A.B.]

We're all in this together, man. One arm to load up a line of soy sauce, another arm to pull you back from the abyss.

ahhhh... catching a pull on the Dragon's wings... ...come with eggroll, column B,

 

[deadlywiffeathr]

What's poop got to do with this?

 

[C.A.B.]

What's poop got to do with this?

POOPIE!!!!!!

 

[The pear]

Good... Evening now, technically.

Poop has things to do with things about things. Is the general explanation.

 

[kurchatovium]

Do you think more people should plant trees in their yards?

 

[AmishTickler]

Any big plans for the weekend?

 

[The pear]

Yes! Trees create oxygen, and oxygen is good, always good. Plus, I like the scenery.

None whatsoever, gonna play alot of games and just generally fuck around before I start my new job on Monday and become super busy.

 

[AmishTickler]

What will your new job entail?

 

[The pear]

I will be working in a nursery, so, pre-school, type thing.

 

[seanwoj]

I will be working in a nursery, so, pre-school, type thing.

Would you like some Aspirin or Tylenol on your first day?

 

[kurchatovium]

Were you raised from seed or were you taken as a cutting from another pear tree?