paracarl44
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Bumping it up again.
Oops, sowie. 😛
I missed that one.
Yes, my dad was in the Navy. Wasn't a pilot though. My uncle is. He's up there in the Air Force.
paracarl44
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How many years was your Dad in the Navy?
vladtickleman22
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You do realize the above sounds WICKED perverted, right?
Ever got drunk put a strainer on your head and slap random people on the ass yelling "BA BA LOOO!!!!" ?
prestidigits
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As the sun sets on a Sunday evening, how does a voluptuous, sensuous, irresistible, blue eyed redhead who is the object of lust for COUNTLESS men anticipate the week ahead of her?
vladtickleman22
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Have you ever put a chocolate bar in your back pocket on a really hot day, got onto a bus to the next stop, sat next to someone, looked them in the eye and said "I think i crapped my pants" then got off the bus with the chocolate bar smudged on your backside?
Nine years Sir.
It does, huh?
No but thanks for the suggestion. I'm taking you up on the next time I go out.
Oh wow lol. Uh.......
I'm speechless lol. Um, work. Yes, I have work.
LMFAOOOOOOOOO!!!!
No I have not!
vladtickleman22
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Did you ACTUALLY laugh your fucking ass off?
vladtickleman22
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Did you laugh at least a little bit?
Dude! I laughed a lot!
That's some funny shit right there (pun intended). 😛
Can I be your Dirty Harry?
You've got to ask yourself one question - 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya punk?
And yes. 😛
Canadian_Egg
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How much scratch would you shell out for the right chick?
Are we talking these chicks? Because I'd give a lot for a good 20 minutes. With both of them too.
Think of all the things we could do! I could watch them chirp and eat bird seed and most importantly, poop on newspaper. Yeah, I'll shell a lot for these two.
If a vampire tried to bite your neck, would you tell him to fuck off because it tickles?
Omfg...........
Sons of bitches!
vladtickleman22
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So would i get punched if i ran my fingers from your shoulders to your neck?
asutickler
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If a vampire tried to bite your neck, would you tell him to fuck off because it tickles?
Would you rather said vampire say, "I vant to suck your blood!" or "OMNOMNOMNOMNOM!!!!"
Would you rather said vampire say, "I vant to suck your blood!" or "OMNOMNOMNOMNOM!!!!"
Hmmm, the hotter one is the "I vant to suck your blood" but the "OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM" one? I'd be laughing my ass off if someone said that to me!
vladtickleman22
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What if a vampire vanted to suck your toes?
What if said vampire had a sparkly feather to tickle your underarms with at the same time?
I swear to God..........
I want my Mommy!!!!!
vladtickleman22
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Why do you want your mommy? LOL!
