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[paracarl44]

Why do you go fishing if you rarely catch any fish? 😀

Maybe it is because of lack of water.

 

[tickleshotel]

DO bugs think humans are pests as we think bugs are pests they are to us ?

 

[Bugman]

Maybe it is because of lack of water.

VERY FUNNY,HAR HAR.😛

 

[Marquis De Sade]

Why am I finding ants in my apartment? This is so uncool.

 

[milagros317]

Do toads realize that they stink? 😀

 

[Marquis De Sade]

When will Oasis stop sucking? 😕

 

[milagros317]

Why do cats groom themselves so much? 😀

 

[naughtylucy]

Is my acupuncturist trying to hurt me on purpose?

 

[milagros317]

When will the ducks fly south? 😀

 

[Bugman]

Why am I finding ants in my apartment? This is so uncool.

We suggest an investment in a package of Terro.This should resolve the issue in short order.

Do toads realize that they stink? 😀

Abraham Lincoln.

When will Oasis stop sucking? 😕

October 12,2013.

Why do cats groom themselves so much? 😀

Carmen Miranda.

Is my acupuncturist trying to hurt me on purpose?

We should hope not,and will have this person punished most severely if this be true.

When will the ducks fly south? 😀

When they are good and ready.😛

 

[milagros317]

Will you ever run out of clever answers? 😀

 

[Helena]

Do you know if Kered is giving a special dancing performance to the "YMCA" song on webcam this Friday? If so, what will he be wearing?
Also, is there a person on this earth that has not seen that pic of Kered when he was in high school back in the days of covered wagons?

 

[Marquis De Sade]

*looks forward to 10/12/2013

Hmmm...Terro.

 

[milagros317]

What ever happened to Shem to Penman? 😀

 

[slacker2114]

Why is pizza so damn tasty?

 

[milagros317]

Who invented pizza? 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Will the world end on December 21, 2012 like some people believe?

 

[DimpleToes]

Why is the grass Green and not purple ?

 

[Bugman]

Will you ever run out of clever answers? 😀

We thought we had exhausted our supply some 15 pages ago,and have been winging it since then.😉

Do you know if Kered is giving a special dancing performance to the "YMCA" song on webcam this Friday? If so, what will he be wearing?
Also, is there a person on this earth that has not seen that pic of Kered when he was in high school back in the days of covered wagons?

Yes.

No.

*looks forward to 10/12/2013

Hmmm...Terro.

Terror is a gel type ant bait which may be purchased at almost any merchant selling do it yourself pest control products,and is effective on many ant species.We were employed in the pest control business for several years and if you wish to pm us we shall try to assist you further.😀

What ever happened to Shem to Penman? 😀

It is our understanding he is gainfully employed at a McDonalds in Kankakee Illinois,working along side Elvis Presley.

Why is pizza so damn tasty?

Why not? 😀

Who invented pizza? 😀

Marlon Brando.😛

Will the world end on December 21, 2012 like some people believe?

We have rescheduled this event at a more convenient time,as we have plans for that day.We shall keep you posted.😛

Why is the grass Green and not purple ?

We can only assume that purple was already spoken for.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Are there a lot of virgins in the Virgin Islands?

 

[kered]

Is it true that Helena uses a Gillette Trac 2 razor for her upper lip?

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Can a stupid person be a smart-ass?

 

[milagros317]

Is anybody listening? 😀

 

[Bugman]

Are there a lot of virgins in the Virgin Islands?

No.😡

Is it true that Helena uses a Gillette Trac 2 razor for her upper lip?

Yes.😉

Can a stupid person be a smart-ass?

Most of them we find,they have nothing else to fall back on.😉

Is anybody listening? 😀

Repeat the question please,we were not listening.😛

 

[milagros317]

Does anybody really care? 😀 😛