Ask C.K. ('cause everyone else is doing it)

[C.K. Storyteller]

Call me a conformer all you want, bring on the questions.

 

[slacker2114]

Ok, I'll start...

Who the hell are you? 😀

 

[kurchatovium]

Do you like Haggis? 😛

 

[Perduabo]

Have small space monkeys ever invaded your mind, compelling you to go to the zoo and free the baby penguins?

 

[C.K. Storyteller]

Ok, I'll start...

Who the hell are you? 😀

Great question. I'm CK, ticklephile from CT who claims to write stories, but hasn't done so in ages.

Do you like Haggis? 😛

Truthfully, I've never had haggis, and I likely never will. That is your fault.

Have small space monkeys ever invaded your mind, compelling you to go to the zoo and free the baby penguins?

Not that I know of, but apparently, I do take wild field trips when asleep, so who knows?

 

[kurchatovium]

Would you prefer a Haggis with mint jelly or red wine chocolate sauce?

 

[C.K. Storyteller]

I suppose the chocolate sauce.

 

[kurchatovium]

How many melons you think you could juggle?

 

[C.K. Storyteller]

Most definitely one. Any higher and my skills get sketchy.

 

[kurchatovium]

Most definitely one. Any higher and my skills get sketchy.

Is that more or less then the number of high powered chainsaws you can juggle?

 

[C.K. Storyteller]

I can juggle precisely one melon more than I can juggle chainsaws.

 

[venray]

Will you be able to attend the New HAven Munch in March?

 

[Bugman]

Great question. I'm CK, ticklephile from CT who claims to write stories, but hasn't done so in ages.

I for one miss reading your stories.When can we expect more?

 

[C.K. Storyteller]

Will you be able to attend the New HAven Munch in March?

Sadly, I'll not be able to attend. Hopefully the next Munch in CT will be one I can attend.

I for one miss reading your stories.When can we expect more?

You tell me what you want to read, bug, and I'll write you a story.

 

[Bugman]

You tell me what you want to read, bug, and I'll write you a story.

Anything you write gets my vote.

You should have a Golden Feather in my never too be humble opinion.😀

 

[kurchatovium]

How many angry badgers can you juggle?

😀 😀 😛

 

[C.K. Storyteller]

Anything you write gets my vote.

You should have a Golden Feather in my never too be humble opinion.😀

Bug, this stands as the best compliment I've ever been given. Thank you.

How many angry badgers can you juggle?

😀 😀 😛

How many badgers? I'll have to get some and try.

 

[kurchatovium]

Have you ever wrestled a polar bear? 😛

 

[C.K. Storyteller]

I have not, but I've always wanted one as a pet.

 

[kurchatovium]

Have you ever put chocolate fudge sauce on a dill pickle?

 

[C.K. Storyteller]

I can't say I have, though I like them both.

 

[kurchatovium]

Ever wrestle an alligator dressed in a chicken suit? 😛

 

[C.K. Storyteller]

Why would an alligator wear a chicken suit?

 

[kurchatovium]

Why would an alligator wear a chicken suit?

For the laughs. 😛

Ever dance with a giant sheep?

 

[C.K. Storyteller]

No, but I have danced with a man while I was wearing a bunny suit.