Ask me anything! (Artoo edition)

[Whoviantrekkie]

Is it UK all the way or is there anything at all in which the US is superior?

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I just edited the photo in my original post.

Ah, gross, why'd you eat that?

 

[y0ungmachin3]

Do you know how to swing dance?

 

[Gothika]

can u juggle chain saws?

 

[Artoo]

fixed

Sure thing, next time I see her.

Is it UK all the way or is there anything at all in which the US is superior?

We have far to many security cameras, and I have to admit, the service you get at restaurants here is nothing compared to what it is in the US.

Ah, gross, why'd you eat that?

It's an Aboriginal Australian delicacy. I ate it when I lived down under, whilst me and my folks were making the long drive from Melbourne to Sydney.

Do you know how to swing dance?

Yes, but not very well. I learned to do it at a juggling convention. 😀

can u juggle chain saws?

Yes, but not very well. I learned to do it at a juggling convention. 😀

 

[Jason Reborn]

LilOne4Sir is looking for a few good male lers...wanna help me out here? 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

What were the three happiest moments in your life so far?

 

[Artoo]

LilOne4Sir is looking for a few good male lers...wanna help me out here? 😀

I'm a hopeless 'ler.

What were the three happiest moments in your life so far?

Christ, that's a toughie.

Um...

Fuck. I've been thinking for about 5 minutes now.

1. Visiting a (now ex) long term girlfriend a few years ago, after I hadn't seen her for a month or so. I'm not sure I've ever been in love, but if I have, it was with her. And that day pretty much solidified it.

2. My 19th birthday. I was horrendously ill for the first 6 months of my freshman year at college, and didn't socialise with anyone because I was mostly in bed or at lectures. But that day I went round to my mate Frankie's room (she had the same birthday as me), and we had a party. I got introduced to most of the west wing, and made some solid friendships. That was the day I realised that people actually think I'm cool.

3. There was a girl who could make me laugh harder than I've ever laughed, even when being tickled. I had the same effect on her. She was my housemate 2 years ago, and one night we almost died due to lack of oxygen. Nothing funny in particular, we just couldn't stop laughing. Yeah I know, I'm weird.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

If you were a woman for one day, what would you look like and what would you do?

 

[Artoo]

If you were a woman for one day, what would you look like and what would you do?

Um...I've no idea what I'd look like. If I was remotely attractive, I would wear sexy clothes, go out clubbing and be a complete cocktease.

*thisquestionturnedmeon*

 

[goddess_nemesis]

If someone offered you a million dollars for a night of sex, would you do it? Would it matter if the person were good looking or not?

 

[Artoo]

If someone offered you a million dollars for a night of sex, would you do it? Would it matter if the person were good looking or not?

It's a million dollars.

And it's just sex; call me shallow, but I don't see an emotional attatchment to someone as necessary for sex; it certainly augments it and makes it so much better, but sure, I'd ***** myself out to pretty much anyone for that sort of money.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

What is the stupidest thing you've done because someone dared you to?

 

[Artoo]

What is the stupidest thing you've done because someone dared you to?

Set fire to my crotch, crushed up a viagra pill and put it in my housemate's drink, downed a litre of chilli vodka on the main stage as a freakshow act...there's more too. I can't choose just one.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Set fire to my crotch, crushed up a viagra pill and put it in my housemate's drink, downed a litre of chilli vodka on the main stage as a freakshow act...there's more too. I can't choose just one.

Well I would think setting fire to your crotch would have been the stupidest, but what do I know? Lol. 😀

Since those were the ones you were dared to, how about:

What is the stupidest thing (or things) you've done on your own free will?

 

[Artoo]

Well I would think setting fire to your crotch would have been the stupidest, but what do I know? Lol. 😀

Since those were the ones you were dared to, how about:

What is the stupidest thing (or things) you've done on your own free will?

Ah crap; now I come to think of it, those were all done of my own free will! ><

I'll answer your previous question correctly. The stupidist thing I've done that someone dared me to do was run around a farm. Naked. In Scotland. In the snow.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Ah crap; now I come to think of it, those were all done of my own free will! ><

I'll answer your previous question correctly. The stupidist thing I've done that someone dared me to do was run around a farm. Naked. In Scotland. In the snow.

 

[Artoo]

Ahem.

That's not a question. ;D

 

[y0ungmachin3]

What is the most horrendous job youuuu have ever had?

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Ahem.

That's not a question. ;D

Sorry. I had to catch my breath, I was laughing too hard. 😛

If you could have been told one thing that you weren't told when you were a teenager, what would you like to have heard?

 

[Artoo]

What is the most horrendous job youuuu have ever had?

Besides the one I do now? LOL
Sorry, I just finished a stressful week, so now I get to bitch about it. 😛

I guess the most horrendous job I've ever done is telemarketing. I didn't enjoy it, neither did the people I worked with, nor did the people we call enjoy it.
I was good at it, I'll give myself that, but...no, it was a horrible job.

 

[Bizkit]

What's your favorite beer?

 

[y0ungmachin3]

Haha yea...telemarketing does not sound fun it's just a job full of miserable..What do you do now??

 

[Artoo]

What's your favorite beer?

I don't know if it's my favourite, but this is what I drink most often;

Haha yea...telemarketing does not sound fun it's just a job full of miserable..What do you do now??

I'm an assistant manager of a Texaco (oil company) franchise.

 

[y0ungmachin3]

What is your opinion on snuggies!