Ask Me Anything :D

[slacker2114]

Would you rather have a penis in your ear or a vagina in your eye?

 

[KrazieDog]

Remember the time when Purry superglued all that pubic hair to your face as beard while you were sleeping at her first gathering; well on that note do your like cheese?

 

[Musicroxmysox]

Are your tits really made of delicious cookies?

 

[BlackestLily]

Do you still eat the scabs you pick or rub them on your nipples?

 

[slacker2114]

Why do you have a bumper sticker on your car that says "Broom handles make better lovers"?

 

[KrazieDog]

Is your autobiography, 'One Girl Two Cups', still set to be published by TightTwat Press?

 

[Musicroxmysox]

What is your favorite masturbation music?

 

[BlackestLily]

Do you like your golden showers warm or cool?

 

[slacker2114]

Do your breasts hang low?
Do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie them in a knot?
Can you tie them in a bow?
Can you throw them o'er your shoulder
like a continental soldier?
Do your breasts hang low?

 

[KrazieDog]

Do you still live your life by the immortal words of Clarence Carter, when after pontificating one day he said, "Stroke it Clarence Carter, but don't stroke so fast, if my stuff aint tight enough you can stick it up my WHOOOOOOO, I BE STROKIN".

 

[Musicroxmysox]

Do you prefer take- out or to eat- in?

 

[BlackestLily]

Would you like a spoon...so you can eat out my ass?

 

[slacker2114]

Do you ever use your ass and your vajayjay to put on a puppet show during sex?

 

[BlackestLily]

Do you prefer white meat or dark meat?

 

[slacker2114]

To follow up PurrBast's last question....with or without gravy?

 

[Musicroxmysox]

Who would you openly go Lesbian for?

 

[KrazieDog]

Who would you openly go Lesbian for?

Better yet, who would you go Lyzbian for?

 

[BlackestLily]

Why do you douche with hotdog juice?

 

[slacker2114]

When doing fire play, do you prefer matches and lighter fluid or acetylene torches and napalm?

 

[BlackestLily]

Are you a grunter when taking a dump?

 

[slacker2114]

Have you ever taken a crap so big, your pants fit better?

 

[KrazieDog]

Would you let an Eskimo shit on you for a Klondike Bar?

 

[BlackestLily]

When you pick your butt, how long of a period of time do you smell your fingers post-picking?

 

[slacker2114]

When someone gives you a Egyptian Polar Bear, do you prefer your ass cheeks to be waxed or unwaxed?

 

[KrazieDog]

During a Syrian Slip-N-Slide, do your prefer to be tied down or in the tree?