Ask Santa!

[AmishTickler]

Santa, what are you getting Tiger Woods for Christmas this year?

 

[texastickler]

Can I also get this for Christmas too?

Ummmm. We need to talk!

 

[texastickler]

Santa, what are you getting Tiger Woods for Christmas this year?

HO HO HO! I do believe it will be a very good lawyer and a piece of coal. Bad Tiger!

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Ummmm. We need to talk!

About what?

 

[texastickler]

About what?

Have you thought about collecting some nice tube socks or something? 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Have you thought about collecting some nice tube socks or something? 😀

Why would I collect something that boring?

 

[texastickler]

Why would I collect something that boring?

Tube socks are not boring. They are misunderstood. Poor Tube socks.🙁

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Tube socks are not boring. They are misunderstood. Poor Tube socks.🙁

😛 I don't even know what tube socks are.

 

[texastickler]

😛 I don't even know what tube socks are.

LOL. Before your time I guess. Almost knee high socks that usually had three colored stripes at the top. Here is a link.

http://www.skatersocks.com/

 

[grandizer]

Hey santa!

Can you fit a pair of stocks down the chimney?

 

[texastickler]

Hey santa!

Can you fit a pair of stocks down the chimney?

HO HO HO! You would be surprised what I can get down a chimney!!!

 

[grandizer]

Really? Does a girl come with the stocks?

 

[texastickler]

Really? Does a girl come with the stocks?

😉 Maybe!

 

[grandizer]

Well I've been really good this year santa. What kind of special gifts do you have for the good list?

 

[Gothika]

i have been a good boy this year can i have a bed for christmas

 

[texastickler]

Well I've been really good this year santa. What kind of special gifts do you have for the good list?

I have a very long list of good boys and girls this year. I have some great gifts but they are a secret until Christmas.

 

[texastickler]

i have been a good boy this year can i have a bed for christmas

You have been a good boy. You get a bed, and pillows too. Might just throw in a blanket!

 

[grandizer]

hey santa

You ever make out with one of those lady elves?

 

[Gothika]

this is all i goota say

 

[texastickler]

hey santa

You ever make out with one of those lady elves?

Ummmmmmmm! No!

 

[texastickler]

this is all i goota say

HO HO HO! That is an awesome toaster. I wil see what my elves can do!

 

[leafstk]

Santa... can you tell our turkey to get back here? That's all I want for Christmas 😀

 

[texastickler]

Santa... can you tell our turkey to get back here? That's all I want for Christmas 😀

That is all Santa wants too.

 

[texastickler]

Santa... can you tell our turkey to get back here? That's all I want for Christmas 😀

Turkey delivered. HO HO HO!

 

[leafstk]

Turkey delivered. HO HO HO!

Well done, Santa!

Can you gaurantee the Leafs a playoff spot this year? 😀