August Spies

[ShiningIce]

Yo August are you there? If so sound off.

 

[milagros317]

August Spies was executed in Illinois on November 11, 1887. (As Casey Stengel often said, "You could look it up.")

I don't know why the person using his name hasn't posted lately, nor do I much care.

 

[Krokus]

Hm

I certainly don't miss the guy.

 

[MadKalnod]

From the Home Office in Fon-du-Lac, Wisconsin

The Top Five Reasons August Spies Hasn't Been Around Lately:

#5. Strained his typing arm's shoulder muscle by reaching for a justification of his assertion that "Anarchy is order".

#4. Had to take an extra night job to defray costs for printing all his Anti-Capitalism buttons, bumper stickers, banners and t-shirts.

#3. Away in Central America, valiantly leading the Anarchist forces in battle against the deadly Stormtroopers and Armored Divisions of the Coca-Cola Company, preventing them from harvesting Coke's Secret Ingredient, which is of course the innocent blood of oppressed workers.

#2. Head exploded from the cognitive dissonance caused when someone pointed out the irony of his using the advanced technology of the internet to coordinate a worldwide effort to fight Globalization and Industrialization.

And the Number One Reason August Spies hasn't been posting much here lately...

#1. Forced to admit that he really had no interest in tickling and found another random Internet community to pester with Fringe-Politics spam posting.

 

[Krokus]

!

LOL!! That is absolutely correct, MK.

 

[kurchatovium]

Isn't he busy now as the moderator for the Martha Stewart forum?

Excellent observations Madkalnod.

 

[amk714]

Ice, august's last post was 3 weeks ago:

http://www.ticklingforum.com/showthread.php?s=&postid=153858#post153858

I don't know where he is, but you can try e-mailing him at [email protected] 🙂