Being barefoot sucks when...

[catapy_girl]

Not my cat. she'll fling out dried poop for me to step in.

 

[Hiryu]

...when you run through the house and bang your toes on a table leg.

 

[catapy_girl]

How many times have you done this?

stubbed your toe on the bed>_<

 

[Limeoutsider]

When you step on electrical plugs....you know what Im tlaking about

 

[Hiryu]

...when a sadistic practical joker sprinkles thumbtacks on your patio.

 

[blondie46]

u r walking around on a carpet in a city that still allows diesel fuel to be used by the cars.

 

[catapy_girl]

You walk around in a city and scrape your toes on the street.

 

[amk714]

... you're that guy in Home Alone who steps on a nail. 😱

 

[Hiryu]

... you're that guy in Home Alone who steps on a nail. 😱

HA ha ha ha ha! I love that! I wince every time I see it!

...you're standing on a nest of mining bees.

 

[amk714]

... you accidentally step on a cockroach. 😛

 

[Hiryu]

Yuck!

...you're wading in the inlet at night.

 

[catapy_girl]

You're like the guy in Home Alone who steps on an ornament.

 

[Hiryu]

I love that part even better!!

...you're at the beach and the sand is so hot you have to stand on your towel.

 

[catapy_girl]

You're also like the guy in Home Alone who steps in tar. Eww, sticky!

 

[Hiryu]

Now that is one thing I'm not licking off of a foot!

...you go outside for a smoke and step in snail slime.

 

[catapy_girl]

It's cold and raining and you go outside to get the paper. The next day, you got a head cold.

 

[Hiryu]

...you fall asleep, warming your feet by the heater and burn your toes! Ouch!

 

[jersey_tickler]

Pick this

You're a young pretty girl, and you're shopping for shoes at Payless. You take off your shoes and socks to try on a pair of pumps. Then you want to know how they feel in stockings, so you go up to ask one of the employees for a throw away pair of sockies. Then you go to where you left your shoes and socks to see that they are gone.
The only other person who was in the store was some alleged man (with a raving foot fetish) looking at dress shoes who had a big JCPenney shopping bag with him and walked out with nobody being the wiser.

The girl realizes that she has no choice but to buy the shoes, so she whips out a credit card. But the credit card has reached it's credit limit, she also forgot her checkbook and has twenty dollars in cash. So she leaves the mall barefoot and humilated. Not only that, but it's raining cats and dogs outside, and you've locked your keys in your car. And you couldn't have chosen a better day to wear a white T-shirt.

Does that not suck! I call it Barefoot in the Parking Lot, cause that's when the fit hits the shan.

 

[amk714]

Does that not suck!

It certainly does.

... your feet are cold. 🙁

 

[Josephite]

When you are female and you meet the evil guy from Poisonous Monkey's artwork.

 

[Hiryu]

..when you're that idiot who thinks he's Wonderboy.

 

[Michael514]

...when you were planning on tickling stockinged feet!

 

[rajee]

...when you have to
walk on a cold garage floor.

 

[Michael514]

.....the woman knows I want her feet, she teases me, and won't let me kiss or tickle them! 🙁

 

[aryz75]

you step on a nail in your front yard....OWIE!!