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Bella Bash Resolutions
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Dude they all sound awesome! I am so having a bday party just so you can come hahaha! Seriously though that all sounds awesome. That might be a hard choice.
Ok, number 1, cut those nails they are horrendous on any body part, although that shit was funny as hell in Albany with the table balancing on my knee and we all froze with a "WHOOOOOOOOOOAOAAAAAA" at the very thought of one hour wasted and 100 cards scattering everywhere.
As for you, if you leave me in Cincy, I will murder you when I eventually arrive. Speaking of which, newflash, Kev, J, you are both riding in the back once I arrive.
You haven't done it yet my little herna, but you came pretty damn close in Charlotte, but I know you have it in you! It's my favorite part of seeing you again.6. Knock Jay over when we hug for the first time(same goes for Kered)
Resolutions:
*Rub one single rib of Classys' like I was Aladdin trying to get a genie out of a lamp that he was stuck in. lol
*Cuddle with cuddlebug.
*Scare Jo again with talk of bed-benchpressing spiders while she is fading off to sleep.
*Meet Stacy!! Someone that has been like family for the last year.
*Lean with some of the best in the business.
*Team up with the mad African doctor in the O.R.
*Say something to Jhoti in Cajun french to get her motor running at the request of the birthday girl.
*Set Lyz on fire, but all the while exchanging DC quotes with her ALL weekend.
*Spend some time in front of the fireplace with the roomies
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I vow that this year at Bella's I will:
- Scream "IIIIFFFFDDDD!!!!!!" as soon as I see my 13, and swing her around like a ragdoll as soon as she gets within reach.
- Have a ridiculous amount of HUMPZ with my herna.
- Trade Dane Cook-isms with my fellow addicts, Jay, Jeff and Gin
- Sexually violate my BFFITWW while me and Gin pwn him - several times.
- Be disgustingly sweet to everyone in a, most likely unsuccessful, attempt to make them forget all the shit-talking I've done the past few months
- Except Slackerbitch - I vow to set him on fire.
- Give a massive amount of hugs to everyone I see.
- Catapult a Rhino into a Shamwow cage - again
- Avoid Sonicares and Dr. Rhino like the plague.
- Be nervous/excited the whole way there, and cry the whole way home.
- Be with my wife, Purrbast, and wear pots on our heads while we terrorize everyone at the party.
- Miss Dave and Sarah, and be sad they're not there.
- Be super excited to see all my lovely lover loves and meet lots of awesome new people!
- Be scared of Adam
- Quote "There's Something About Mary" way too many times with my Gina.
- Scream "IIIIFFFFDDDD!!!!!!" as soon as I see my 13, and swing her around like a ragdoll as soon as she gets within reach.
- Have a ridiculous amount of HUMPZ with my herna.
- Trade Dane Cook-isms with my fellow addicts, Jay, Jeff and Gin
- Sexually violate my BFFITWW while me and Gin pwn him - several times.
- Be disgustingly sweet to everyone in a, most likely unsuccessful, attempt to make them forget all the shit-talking I've done the past few months
- Except Slackerbitch - I vow to set him on fire.
- Give a massive amount of hugs to everyone I see.
- Catapult a Rhino into a Shamwow cage - again
- Avoid Sonicares and Dr. Rhino like the plague.
- Be nervous/excited the whole way there, and cry the whole way home.
- Be with my wife, Purrbast, and wear pots on our heads while we terrorize everyone at the party.
- Miss Dave and Sarah, and be sad they're not there.
- Be super excited to see all my lovely lover loves and meet lots of awesome new people!
- Be scared of Adam
- Quote "There's Something About Mary" way too many times with my Gina.
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Random "Oh Really??"'s...
That'll get you an hour over MY knee way before my Gorilla gets his hands on you, poutine FTW (and my little girls don't spit
)
Again? This happened last year??
Yes please, orange or purple or yellow!
That'll get you an hour over MY knee way before my Gorilla gets his hands on you, poutine FTW (and my little girls don't spit
)Again? This happened last year??
Yes please, orange or purple or yellow!
Additionally I also resolve too...
***find a pane of window glass that feels just so right..and in full view.
***check Bella's freezer for quarters......just in case.
***Allow more than 2 ladies to spank me...that is if the host allows them too, she gets first dibs.
***Watch and listen Team JoMondy squeal and I present them gifts from Squadron HDAce.
***Call HDS!! I miss my little bro.
***Find new songs to sing to people as they squirm around.
***Spend more time with people rather than running all over.
***Find some ICE!!!
***Wear my new spanky shorts.
***Scare the beejesus out of at least 4 people.
***Have a sandwich for Slacker-Bear and running shoes for NTSB (natural tickler soul brother)
***Bring a gift for all the ladies (as is my tradition)
***Sleep without butting someone out of my bed.
***Bring extra batteries for my Sonic Scrubber, and a new tool I have.
Rob
***find a pane of window glass that feels just so right..and in full view.
***check Bella's freezer for quarters......just in case.
***Allow more than 2 ladies to spank me...that is if the host allows them too, she gets first dibs.
***Watch and listen Team JoMondy squeal and I present them gifts from Squadron HDAce.
***Call HDS!! I miss my little bro.
***Find new songs to sing to people as they squirm around.
***Spend more time with people rather than running all over.
***Find some ICE!!!
***Wear my new spanky shorts.
***Scare the beejesus out of at least 4 people.
***Have a sandwich for Slacker-Bear and running shoes for NTSB (natural tickler soul brother)
***Bring a gift for all the ladies (as is my tradition)
***Sleep without butting someone out of my bed.
***Bring extra batteries for my Sonic Scrubber, and a new tool I have.
Rob
I resolve to.....
- help Kered find his way around including how to get to and from Bella's.
- make another run to Wal-Mart with Lee, Amanda and JPie which hopefully will become a tradition.
- not laugh too hard when tkfailee88 gets pwnd to the ground by numerous people...
- to not be pwnd throughout the weekend.
- to meet and get to know those of you I haven't met yet.
- to make a Cheesecake Factory run!!!
- to pass out popcorn to everyone who wants to watch the free entertainment of Natural getting his comeuppance from Lee.
- to take Classy on numerous Dunkin Donuts runs for her cawfee.....
- to not answer to "FAIL-bear" the entire weekend.....
- to not try microwaved poutine...
I miss you all!! See you in a few weeks.
- help Kered find his way around including how to get to and from Bella's.
- make another run to Wal-Mart with Lee, Amanda and JPie which hopefully will become a tradition.
- not laugh too hard when tkfailee88 gets pwnd to the ground by numerous people...
- to not be pwnd throughout the weekend.
- to meet and get to know those of you I haven't met yet.
- to make a Cheesecake Factory run!!!
- to pass out popcorn to everyone who wants to watch the free entertainment of Natural getting his comeuppance from Lee.
- to take Classy on numerous Dunkin Donuts runs for her cawfee.....
- to not answer to "FAIL-bear" the entire weekend.....
- to not try microwaved poutine...
I miss you all!! See you in a few weeks.
Someone MUST resolve to protect the corn!!!
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Don't let the turtle get to the corn.....
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Don't let the turtle get to the corn.....
I resolve:
1. To put snail in the leg lock hold again lol ( for at least 3 seconds this year; got to beat last year’s record of 1 second)
2. Pwn Jay for finding that insane rib while someone is trying to give directions! (Miss you Dave and Sarah)
3. Scare , tap his forehead, laugh when he screams jazzman (singing oooo ahhh oooo ah ah), and get the biggest hug evah *Impaler*
4. Make jello shots with Slacker’s other half and toast with her every time we give one out
5. Wear a Steelers jersey on Sunday (if Slacker brings them again)
6. Poke each lean machine while they are leaning (don’t fall) lolol
7. Get in the hot tub again and stay in it longer this time (that was awesome last year with Lee, Mondy, Natural, and Impaler) *packing the suit this year lol
8. Hang out with my roomies early in the morning and cook them an awesome breakfast while sipping coffee with Cassie.
9. Give Bella a huge Happy Birthday Hug (along with the many others I will give her) Happy Birthday girl.
10. I vow to keep my feet on the ground this year when I hug Rhino! 😉
1. To put snail in the leg lock hold again lol ( for at least 3 seconds this year; got to beat last year’s record of 1 second)
2. Pwn Jay for finding that insane rib while someone is trying to give directions! (Miss you Dave and Sarah)
3. Scare , tap his forehead, laugh when he screams jazzman (singing oooo ahhh oooo ah ah), and get the biggest hug evah *Impaler*
4. Make jello shots with Slacker’s other half and toast with her every time we give one out
5. Wear a Steelers jersey on Sunday (if Slacker brings them again)
6. Poke each lean machine while they are leaning (don’t fall) lolol
7. Get in the hot tub again and stay in it longer this time (that was awesome last year with Lee, Mondy, Natural, and Impaler) *packing the suit this year lol
8. Hang out with my roomies early in the morning and cook them an awesome breakfast while sipping coffee with Cassie.
9. Give Bella a huge Happy Birthday Hug (along with the many others I will give her) Happy Birthday girl.
10. I vow to keep my feet on the ground this year when I hug Rhino! 😉
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That'll get you an hour over MY knee way before my Gorilla gets his hands on you, poutine FTW (and my little girls don't spit
Yes Momma.
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natural resolutions
To PWN the living hell out of Katie, Lyz, Cassi, Jo, Christina, my lil sis Bella (a given), Mondy, Classy and anyone else who falls in the microscope
To get an ever relaxing massage when Christina and her two stooges attempts to turn on my switch
To supply Robace with all the tacos he can eat
To Lean with my fellow bretheren
To watch imFAILer get pwned yet again
To stick up the ass the so-called "running shoes" anyone attempts to give me
To give anyone all the hugs and cuddles they desire
To share a BIG bowl of Frosted Flakes with Jo...are you ready??
To beat Snail Shell in MMA predicting, and enjoy a night at the fights
To have interesting intellectual conversations with the Rhino and Capnmad
I'll have more to follow
To PWN the living hell out of Katie, Lyz, Cassi, Jo, Christina, my lil sis Bella (a given), Mondy, Classy and anyone else who falls in the microscope
To get an ever relaxing massage when Christina and her two stooges attempts to turn on my switch
To supply Robace with all the tacos he can eat
To Lean with my fellow bretheren
To watch imFAILer get pwned yet again
To stick up the ass the so-called "running shoes" anyone attempts to give me
To give anyone all the hugs and cuddles they desire
To share a BIG bowl of Frosted Flakes with Jo...are you ready??
To beat Snail Shell in MMA predicting, and enjoy a night at the fights
To have interesting intellectual conversations with the Rhino and Capnmad
I'll have more to follow
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Again? This happened last year??
You shoulda seen it Bella! I was a monster!
He was straddling me trying to ler me, and I threw him over my head. He soared through the air and crashed landed on ShamWow's cage. No bullshit. Ask Jay.Yes please, orange or purple or yellow!
Orange, Bella!! Must. Be. Orange!!
Being a newb sucks...but I've got two big ones I hope to stick to.
I resolve to talk to everyone at least once (and hopefully introduce myself)
I resolve to be open to new experiences and not shy away from crowds.
If I can stick to these I hope to have a great time. Can't wait to see everyone!
I resolve to talk to everyone at least once (and hopefully introduce myself)
I resolve to be open to new experiences and not shy away from crowds.
If I can stick to these I hope to have a great time. Can't wait to see everyone!
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I am formally requesting that this show take place and I also request a front row seat!
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LOL, just in case anyone wondered how you feel about your girl being a switch...
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Any food of mine that you spit upon, you will be wearing...
At NEST, after it's been in my fridge for six months.
😉
Snail Shell
Yes please, orange or purple or yellow!
Fair enough!
As for the rest of the items...If anyone who is new to the scene would like a demonstration and one of the wonderful women at the event is feeling a little...subby....I will be happy to demonstrate free of charge!
If anyone who is new to the scene would like a demonstration and one of the wonderful women at the event is feeling a little...subby....I will be happy to demonstrate free of charge!
LOL
I don't have a freck'in clue what you all are going on about, but like a wise woman once said "don't question it, just groove on..."
I can probably assist you in sticking to that vow...as long as the old flogger elbow doesn't start acting up...it's like tennis elbow for sadists
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To take the birthday girl back to that level that we did in that clip
To have as much fun as I can in such little time
To have as much fun as I can in such little time
