best lines in a movie

[TicklingIsLife]

Just wonderin' what ya'll think the best lines in any movie are.
One that sticks out for me is in Home Alone-"Merry Christmas you filthy animal"😛"And a happy new year!"😛


😀

 

[Alex Warfield]

My favorite line, and one that I use all the time, came from the movie "Powder." The young man said "My Grandmother says I'm smart." and his friend replied, "Yeah, that about falls under the 'no shit' category."

 

[TicklingDuo]

How about the classic lines in The Blues Brothers movie:"We got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses", "Hit it!" (might've missed a word or two but you get the idea)

or for the really off-beat, from Strange Brew: "I'm taking YOU to the insane asylum, I'M going to the brewery".

Drew

 

[strokeofgenius]

"Get busy living, or get busy dying."

-- Red (Morgan Freeman), form "The Shawshank Redemption"

 

[Flatfoot]

Most of the lines from The Princess Bride, i.e. "Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

Roughly quoted from Fight Club , "We are not special. We are the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world!"

Oh, and look at my signature. At work, we're constantly quoting Office Space when somebody gets the shaft.

 

[Ayla ny]

American Beauty - "I'm not obsessing. I'm just curious."

also "It's a great thing when you realize you still have the ability to surprise yourself."

 

[Dave2112]

From "The Empire Strikes Back" -

Princess Leia to Han Solo as they barely escape Hoth: "One of these days you're going to make a mistake, and I hope I'm there to see it!"

Han Solo to Princess Leia as he's about to fly the Falcon into an asteroid field to escape pursuit: "You said you wanted to be around when I made a mistake, this could be it sweetheart..."

From "Jaws" -

Chief Brody to Captain Quinn after he sees the size of the shark for the first time: "You're gonna need a bigger boat..."

From "The Mummy" -

Rick O'Connell when asked if he has a last request before being hanged: "Yeah...cut the rope...and let me go..."

From "Mystery Men" - Janine Garafalo to a Not-So-Invisible Boy: "You may want to put some pants on, if you wish to continue fighting evil today..."

 

[drkjedi458]

"i find your lack of faith disturbing." - darth vader

"all i can tell you is whos gonna be last" - clint eastwood in unforgiven

 

[guitman69]

From "Animal House":

"Fat and stupid is no way to go through life."

 

[Dave2112]

Good one, Guitman!

Also from "Animal House" -

"Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?"😎

 

[TicklingDuo]

There were plenty from Animal House:

After someone asks Otter who beat him up-"Oh, Greggie, Douggie, some of the other Hitler youth."

When Delta House gets shut down-"NOOOOO, They took the F***ing Bar!"

Flounder, as he walks by a poker game going on-"So, you guys playing cards?"


Drew

 

[qjakal]

HitchHiker...

There's SO many from them...

You live and learn. At any rate, you live.
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If only he still did...

 

[Strelnikov]

True Grit

Whole exchange shouted from opposite ends of a clearing in the forest, by two gunmen on horseback.

Rooster Cogburn (John Wayne): Ned, I'll have to take you in.
Lucky Ned Pepper (Robert Duvall): And what if I am not so inclined?
Rooster: Well, then, I will incline you.
Ned: Bold words for a one-eyed fat man!
Rooster: Fill your hand, you son of a bitch!

Strelnikov

 

[Strelnikov]

The Battle of Britain

Characters: Two brand-new replacement pilots, so young they can't grow proper mustaches, and an experienced man who was just like them only 6 weeks before but has been flying constantly ever since.

Greenhorn #1: We were told to report to Pilot Officer Jones.
Veteran (sitting in chair smoking cigarette, eyes closed): I'm Jones. How many hours in Spitfires?
Greenhorn #1: 50, sir.
Greenhorn #2: 48, sir.
(Air raid siren goes off)
Veteran: Stick to me like glue!

Strelnikov

 

[guitman69]

This might not really count 'cause its from a TV show, but since there's not a TV show thread, I'll post it here.

Family Guy

Brian (the dog) to Peter after trying to explain something to him:

"You know what, it'll just be easier to call you stupid."

Peter to his wife Lois:

"Alright, but you owe me. When we get home, I'm gonna get anal. And I don't care how picky I get about the house, you have to clean it."

 

[Strelnikov]

That 70's Show

Red, the "dad" character, to one of the boys:

"You don't have bad luck. Bad things happen to you because you're a dumbass."

Strelnikov

 

[PunkMetalMan01]

Army of Darkness

Ash from "Army of darkness"

1. "gimme some sugar baby!"
2. "Hail to the king!"
and
3. "The way i see it you're leading two things right now, jack and shit and jack left town!"

That movie rocks!

 

[TicklingIsLife]

Tommy Boy:
-"Does this suit make me look fat?"
-"No your face does."

 

[Flatfoot]

Another one from Army of Darkness by Ash:

"Good...bad...I'm the guy with the gun."

 

[TicklingIsLife]

Army of Darkness:
"This is my boom stick."
(referring to his gun)
😛 😛 😀

 

[TicklingDuo]

Smokey and the Bandit 1:
"Daddy, my hat blew off."
"I wish your damn head was in it!"

Drew

 

[TickledToDeath]

Young Frankenstein

"Igor, Help me with the bags"

"Why Certainly, you take the blond, I'll take the one in the turbin"


TTD

 

[TicklingDuo]

Plenty in Spinal Tap:

The 2 word review for their record "Shark Sandwich" -"Shit Sandwich!"

Hearing one of their album covers is sexist -"What's wrong with being sexy?"

Finding out another rock stars album cover is acceptable even though he's being tied and whipped by 2 girls. The reason? He's being the victim. -"Oohh, it's such a fine line between clever and stupid."

Drew

 

[General Zod]

No t.v.and no beer make Homer go crazy

This is from Good Morning Vietnam Near the end of it Robin Williams says to J.T.Walsh "You know your in more dire need of a blowjob than any white man in history"

 

[guitman69]

Drew, have you seen the DVD of Spinal Tap? They have the members of the band doing the commentary, in character. It's hillarious. The whold time they're busting on the director, talking about people who died, ect. In the scene where the bass player gets stuck in that cocoon like thing they said, "Of all the dozens of shows we did on that tour where that thing worked, why did he have to use that one night?"