Best/worst/dumbest pick up lines you've heard.

[Ivory Tickler]

My friend is the king of pick-up lines... mostly because they are hilarious but also because sometimes they at least get the girl to laugh and talk to him (even if he doesn't actually go home with her!)

Anyways...

"Are you from Tennessee? Cause you're the only 10 I see!"

"The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word."

"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together."

"How did you get through security? Cause baby, you're the bomb!"

"This coffee isn't sweet enough... could you stick your finger in it?"

..... and my favorite....

(While pointing to his crotch) "Hey, it's not gonna suck itself!"

-- IT

 

[Evil Dave]

'Do you wanna go halves on a bastard?'

 

[..Glamorous..]

"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together."

I have a shirt that says that! I got it from Victoria's secret! LOL.

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

OMFG i LOVE this thread

"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

Him: Did it hurt?
Her: Oh god... not this again.
Him: Humour me. Did it hurt?
Her: *sigh*... did what hurt?
Him: When they beat you with the ugly stick. Is your friend seeing anyone?

After flicking a few drops of water on the girl, ask if you can help her out of those wet clothes.

You stole mine!!!

Do you work at UPS? ...cause I just saw you checking out my package.

Might work on 13.

When you fell from heaven, did you land on your face?

"I'm having period pains and you're my plug..."

(While pointing to his crotch) "Hey, it's not gonna suck itself!"

'Do you wanna go halves on a bastard?'

MY FUCKING FAVORITE!!!!!!!

Oh, and my contribution...

"I love your outfit. It would look great in a crumpled heap on my floor."

 

[asutickler]

You have to frame it and say it the right way, but...

"I wish I was a teardrop... So I could come to life in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips."

 

[tequila!]

"Hey, do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Just enough to break the ice. Hi, i'm blah blah blah."

Now for the bad ones

"Do you like Pokemon? Because I'd sure like to get a Pikachu."

"Baby i'd tap you so hard, whoever pulls me off you will be crowned King of England."

"I hate to be Blunt, but You're Beautiful."

"Want to come back to my place and watch me snort a bunch of coke and oxycontin, then let me hit you in the face with an empty Kamchatka bottle, then fail to keep it up after 3 minutes?" -- i'd like to request an emoticon made for this.

"Now i'm not a chef, or an ice dancer, but I can sure pop cherries."

 

[Sanhael]

"Hey, remember me..? No? Faaan-tastic."

"Normally, I go for a chick with a little extra padding to keep me warm at night, but if you've got a few spare blankets then I guess I could settle."

"My wife's angling to add another squeaker to the litter; It's been a while, I could really use some practice."

"Do you come here often?" (Regardless of response, follow up with) "Would you like some help?"

(To a chi... er, a fine, respectable young lady... who's already with a man) *mystical hand wave* "That's not the droid you're looking for."

 

[Mephistopheles]

i usually go with "Fuck if I`m wrong but (insert obviously wrong statement)"

turns out that i am always right

so you never get laid?

 

[Homer28]

*While wiping face* "I'm just clearing a place for you to sit."

Or...

"Nice shoes, wanna fuck?"

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

*While wiping face* "I'm just clearing a place for you to sit."

Worked on me 😉

 

[BigNorm]

when i used to be the wingman for my best friend, a real player, he actually used this line in the club:

"I wanna kiss the lips between your hips"


and i'll be damned, it worked

 

[starburstz91]

"Damn, if sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!"
🙂

 

[maniactickler]

"Damn, if sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!"
🙂

Star, that line would definately get me to go out with you.

 

[starburstz91]

Star, that line would definately get me to go out with you.

Oh, I totally bet it could. 🙂

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

New Year's Eve 2006-2007 - both of us completely trashed...

First sentence this guy EVER spoke to me: "I'm hotter than your man. Let me take you home and eat you out."

Me: "No, sorry, but if you're hungry we're going to the diner! You can come!"

 

[sean901]

You've been a bad, bad girl. Now go to my room!

 

[slacker2114]

Ok, time to contribute...

"Are your parents retarded? 'Cause you sure are special."

"You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away"

"My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in."