Bid on the person above you!

[Filthyweasel]

^the electronic fortune cookie my boss gave me last Christmas that says things like 'something awful is going to happen soon.'

 

[slacker2114]

^ a carton of out-dated milk, stale bread and a broken weather vane

 

[Artoo]

^ One soul (not mine, I don't have one).

 

[Helena]

^^^^^^^
Some store-brand, no-frills ice cream. Vanilla.

 

[texastickler]

A pack of twizzlers and 2 pomegranates

 

[McNoodle]

^ A divot from the second hole at the Green Valley Golf Course, a second edition copy of the book "Lampposts across America" and a private lapdance from Dr. Ruth Westheimer 😀

 

[Mercy29]

^^ A flat tyre and a bag of maltesers.

 

[maniactickler]

A check for $5000

 

[kered]

^ Um...hang on a second....Anybody got change for a nickle?

 

[Mercy29]

A wet bath towel and a holey sock.

 

[kered]

^ a bowl of day old haggis.

 

[slacker2114]

^ a naked picture of Ernest Borgnine and a Canadian penny

 

[kered]

^ a shot of Buggy's moonshine filtered through an old radiator.

 

[slacker2114]

(Isn't that how he normally filters it?)

^ A Tupperware lid without a dish and some old chicken bones

 

[kered]

*I meant a clean radiator this time*

^An attempted pwning by Skippy and a half glass of water.

 

[slacker2114]

^ a pack of matches, a candy wrapper and a bag of charcoal

 

[kered]

*won't need the matches. I haven't had a cigarette in 25 days*

^Coffee grounds from Classy, a brake drum, and Skippy's map of Pennsylvania.

 

[natural tickler]

^a bowl of moldy oatmeal, a ratchet wrench, and a empty bag of Cheetos

 

[slacker2114]

^ used dental floss, an Al Green 8-track tape and dryer lint

 

[natural tickler]

^ a fat lady's period panties, a raisinet, and a 6-month old stale cracker

 

[leafstk]

Nasty! lol!

^3 sticks of asparagus, a chewy toy, 5 lbs of Canadian backbacon, and a squeegee 😀

 

[natural tickler]

^Canadian bacon, a twistie tie, and a paper clip

 

[leafstk]

^A take out order of ribs from the Outback, shaving cream and a ski pole 😀

 

[texastickler]

^A slice of key lime pie and a shovel full of snow.

 

[Helena]

1 tire: flat
1 canadian coin
1 look of surprise: 😱