Bid on the person above you!

[Big_Dogg85]

Some msg and various other preservatives, a can of fake bake, a decoy duck, and a Jem and the holograms season 4 dvd. 😀

Shit, if he's bringing that kind of firepower he has to be serious!

A yellow-coloured pencil, a roll of receipt paper, a handy liquor dispenser and a scale model of a 61" flatscreen television.

 

[McNoodle]

My father was an auctioneer Josh. I bid to win

^ the fat trimmings from a chuck steak, A trophy with a headless bowler, a free session of shooting at a firing range, and a corroded marine battery from a 1961 Johnson outboard. 😀

 

[texastickler]

A ball of used twine and the Country bumpkin and the toadstool bands greatest hits.

 

[leafstk]

^a freshly stocked liquor cabinet, a notepad, a plate of meatballs and a lazer pointer 😀

 

[natural tickler]

^a used mousetrap, a stencil kit, and a G.I. Joe with one leg broken

 

[leafstk]

^an ironing board, a pipe, hockey tape and a deck of cards 😀

 

[natural tickler]

^a used sanitary napkin, a flashlight, and a fishing hook

 

[Helena]

^a used sanitary napkin, a flashlight, and a fishing hook

^^^^^^^
For SUCKA NT:
1 empty soda can of diet coke
1 carton of milk past the expiration date
1 annoying frog that won''t stop dancing and having gas

 

[kered]

^ a dollar.

 

[Rorschach Blues]

^ a copy of today's Irish Times

 

[Carsomyr]

^ Two newborn puppies, Bugmans account password, and a pretzel stick 😀

 

[K-Skate417]

^two pairs of scissors, three spiders, and a supposedly imaginary country called Finland 😛

 

[Bugman]

^ Some pocket lint, yesterdays paper and an M&M I found on the floor. 😛

 

[K-Skate417]

^one beer, all the staples that fell out of my stapler and a nose hair trimmer 😛

 

[Bugman]

^ Kered, Pokey and Robace. The three most useless things I know of.

 

[Helena]

^ Kered, Pokey and Robace. The three most useless things I know of.

^^^^^^^^^
Lemme see......... I've got it:

1 pair of black wet socks
1 pair of tighty whiteys
1 crying baby on your bus

 

[kered]

^ $1.25

 

[Helena]

^ $1.25

^^
1 penny covered in gum
1 pair of red high heels
2 birds:

 

[Filthyweasel]

^a jar of pickle juice, a half full beercan with 2 cigarette butts floating in it, and the used wax scraped from a Rastafarian's dreadlocks

 

[leafstk]

^masking tape, 2 rice crispie squares, a plunger and a globe that won't spin anymore 😀

 

[texastickler]

^A used Nerf Football from the eighties and a Keg of root beer.

 

[McNoodle]

^ Two shots of JD, A couple hoes looking for work, and diplomatic immunity on the island of Tonga. 😀

 

[natural tickler]

^a broken Rubik's cube, a mustard packet, a Reader's Digest

 

[leafstk]

^Jenga minus a few missing blocks, a polyester jacket, purple chords and an Omulette 😀

 

[natural tickler]

^a torn up breakdancing board, a burnt denver omelette, and a rusty nail