Bondage Board
Azrael said:
I, for one, can't wait 😉 But, as to the subject at hand...
What about a bondage board?
New Years, 2001, I think it was, and I was in the Bay Area at a gathering held by QBWeaver, aka Jan, who is the lovely Den Mother of the entire TMF.
(Might I take this opportunity to say how sorry both Kittentoes and I are that this truly wonderful woman cannot attend NEST this year, and I know everyone who's ever attended NEST and had the privilege of meeting Jan will feel the same way. But she's on holiday during Nest with her new man, and let's all wish good luck to them both).
Anyway, Jan, DVNC and I plus a few other pervo elves, went off to the local hardware store and generous Jan got out her credit card. She then directed us to her toolchest, replete with all sorts of powertools and screwfittings. We started with about a 9' by 5' piece of 1" plywood, to which we attached a padded stocks, which we'd constructed from pine and furniture foam stuffing, and various cleats and pulleys. The whole thing was supported on a couple of premade sawhorses, which we also purchased there.
We created a masterpiece for not-too-much money. And after playtime, during which the lovely Lindyhopper and Hazel treated us to a laughter symphony, we turned the whole thing over, replaced it on the sawhorses, and used it as a dinner table for all the folk at the gathering. A huge roast of beef was the centrepiece, and my apple, lemon and cinnamon dessert crepes, flambeed in brandy, were very well received.
Apparently the table still reposes bulkily in Jan's garage- obviously it's a problem storing it inside the house without questions being asked.
So I reiterate- come to our Nest workshop, and we'll show you all how to be Discreet Deviants.