BOOOOOOOM!!! Ask Tropic Thunder a question... anything!

[texastickler]

How come you pay an extra 25 cents to get something put on your hamburger but they don't take off the price if you get something taken off?

 

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Why do people more commonly skip breakfast than any other meal, considering that this is the time when the stomach is emptiest?

 

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Thinking about colors of the rainbow, what color are you? Your friends? Your enemies?

 

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Do you like this song?

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[texastickler]

Are you having a very happy and fun day?

 

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Do you beleive you can be with someone, say nothing and walk away feeling like you have had the best conversation in your life?

 

[texastickler]

Why do ‘a fat chance’ and ‘a slim chance’ mean the same thing?

 

[texastickler]

Does this song make you think dirty! LOL!

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[texastickler]

What did the designer of the drawing board go back to when his/her original design was a failure?

 

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If Pinocchio said, “My nose is about to grow”, what would happen?

 

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Can you dream of having a dream?

 

[texastickler]

How are children supposed to take medicine if it’s meant to be kept out of their reach?

 

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Why do doctors, when they ask you to strip, leave the room or close the cubicle curtain while you change?

 

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How tall are you?

 

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How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on bigger suitcases?

 

[texastickler]

Can you cry under water?

 

[texastickler]

Is this one of your future vacation spots.

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[texastickler]

If our body temperature is normally 98.6 degrees, how come when it's 98 degrees outside, no one is comfortable?

 

[texastickler]

If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible?

 

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Which way does a compass point in space?

 

[texastickler]

Which way does a compass point in space?


Are you glad I stoped by? I will be back again soon.

 

[Carsomyr]

Do you like kittens?

 

[TropicThunder]

If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?

you should know by now that Earth is just one big reality TV show, and the audience is at home, enjoying us blast the living hell out of eachother.

If a mute child swears, does his mother make him wash his hands with soap?

How does a mute child swear?

If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?

If you succeed at failing, is it still not a sucess?

What is your shoe size?

7 or 8, depending on where you're buying.

If you have a friend who works for the Psychic Friends Network, do you plan a surprise birthday party for them?

No, because I would never be friends with someone from the Psychic Friends Network.

If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't the plural of booth beeth?

Who exactly decided what the plurals are? Not me. I'm using the word beeth from now on. Why? BECAUSE I CAN.

Does this song make you sad like it does me?

*sniffle*

If Super glue is so good why doesn't it stick to the inside of the tube?

It does. Who said it didn't? BEAT THEM.

Is it true you color your hair every now and again?

Yes, in fact, I'm going to do it again soon.

If quitters never win, and winners never quit, who came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?

Potheads.

Is it hard to be as cute as you are all the time?

Hmm. I'd say it just comes naturally.

If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?

-20

If a tree falls in the forest without anyone there, does it still make a sound? Do the other trees make fun of it?

Trees can be quite cruel to eachother, yes.

How come you pay an extra 25 cents to get something put on your hamburger but they don't take off the price if you get something taken off?

The world is full of cheap, money grubbing bastards. Get used to it.

Why do people more commonly skip breakfast than any other meal, considering that this is the time when the stomach is emptiest?

I don't really skip breakfast, I just wait until afternoon or evening to have it.

Thinking about colors of the rainbow, what color are you? Your friends? Your enemies?

I'm red. Because I can. My friends are all colours. I have no enemies.

Do you like this song?

Yup. ^.^

Are you having a very happy and fun day?

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Do you beleive you can be with someone, say nothing and walk away feeling like you have had the best conversation in your life?

Yes. Big fat yes.

Why do ‘a fat chance’ and ‘a slim chance’ mean the same thing?

I don't know. I really don't.

Does this song make you think dirty! LOL!

I don't need a song to make think dirty. That also comes naturally.

What did the designer of the drawing board go back to when his/her original design was a failure?

The wheel.

If Pinocchio said, “My nose is about to grow”, what would happen?

I WOULD PUNCH HIM IN THE FACEBOOK!

Can you dream of having a dream?

You'd be amazed at the stuff I accomplished in the world of dreams while I was pregnant.

How are children supposed to take medicine if it’s meant to be kept out of their reach?

Their parents give it to them, silly. Now go adopt an Ethiopian.

Why do doctors, when they ask you to strip, leave the room or close the cubicle curtain while you change?

My doctor doesn't. Should I be worried?

How tall are you?

Like 5'4 maybe?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on bigger suitcases?

I don't know. I wouldn't have been able to come up with either.

Can you cry under water?

You can cry anywhere.

Is this one of your future vacation spots.

YES!

If our body temperature is normally 98.6 degrees, how come when it's 98 degrees outside, no one is comfortable?

Oh my god. I'M COVERED IN SKIN!!

If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible?

Yeah. Because they are just assholes like that.

Which way does a compass point in space?

At your face.

Are you glad I stopped by? I will be back again soon.

Always a pleasure.

but you are so gonna get it.

 

[TropicThunder]

Do you like kittens?

Who doesn't?

I wanna little grey kitty, and I shall call her Squishy and she shall be mine, and she shall be my Squishy.

 

[texastickler]

Always a pleasure.

but you are so gonna get it.

I am petrified with fear! LOL!