tickle-me-rosie
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Why do we say "heads up" when we actually duck?
In what other language can you find noses that run and feet that smell?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
When you're caught "between a rock and a hard place", is the rock not hard?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
If the pen is mightier than the sword, why isn't the pencil?
Which was the scariest moment of your life?
If you could be granted 3 wishes, what would they be and why?
Which are your 3 physical features, you get complimented on often?
What's your worst and best memory of high school and why?
What is the most rewarding experience you have had and what made it so?
If you were on death row, what would your last meal be?
What’s your favorite movie?
What’s your favorite Sunday topping?
What’s your weirdest quirk?
Who is your favorite author?
What’s your favorite hobby?
Why don't they make Root Beer flavored ice cream? Wouldn't it be better than root beer floats?
Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs.
n the song "Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini," which is yellow-the bikini or the polka dots?

Why do we say "heads up" when we actually duck?
When a store has double doors why do they only let you use one of them?
Can you still say "Put it where the sun don't shine " on a nude beach?
Why does the sun lighten your hair, yet darken your skin?
What benefit is there to toasting bread instead of just eating it untoasted? If there is no benefit, how much electric energy is wasted on toasting?
Do you think it is epic to see Rosie get in on the bombing act? 😀
Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are both the same number of letters?
Hi leafstk! *waves* Thunder said I could bomb her! XD SO I decided to go with it!
Why is snow white and ice clear? Aren't they just different forms of water?
Say I freeze meat in January. The package has an expiration date of February. When I thaw it in June, why doesn't it remember immediately that it should have gone bad four months ago?
When you're asleep and dreaming about performing calorie-burning activities such as running, jumping and flying, do you burn more calories in reality as opposed to when you're dreaming about doing something low-impact?
Mulberry bush aside, would a monkey really chase a weasel?
If the #2 pencil is so popular, why is it still #2?
How do you get off a non-stop flight?
Does virgin wool come from ugly sheep?
If you jogged backwards, would you gain weight?
Holy Crap did you notice how quickly bombing your thread got me to TMF Regular?

Wal-Mart. 😀
Just wanted to say hello. How are you? See you soon.
Have you heard the high cost of Wal-Mart's low prices? If not maybe you should look it up!