Britney Spears

[KID KRAVITZ]

ok dudes, this site is all very good but its missing a very important part...a britney thread, seriously im like in love with her, so please feel free to put anything britney here... 😀

 

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

Rumor has it that Hollywood's working on a "Dukes of Hazard" movie with Aston Kuchar as Bo(?). Anyway, supposedly, he asked specifically for Britney to play Daisy Duke. Spears in cut-offs. I'm there dispite the fact that this movie(if it gets made) will blow goats.

 

[steph]

ugh

Yo, Kid--why don't you go to her website if you're that crazy about her?

Ok, just so you don't think I'm some jealous bitch (sorry man but her act's about as fresh as a Foghat concert) I'll throw ya a bone... One of our really talented writers who I've corresponded with and whose name escapes me right now, I'm so, so sorry my friend--you're an incredible writer...
Anywayz I'm pure hetero but he wrote pretty hot story about Brit vs. Christina. all ya have to do is a search...
And ya might wanna get your head checked, or at least pick up a newspaper once in awhile...Any laxative addicted slut who gets so drunk at a bar that she actually pukes on the dance floor for all to see is about as about as hot as my dog's ass....

Oh and sorry Doc--no offense I hope--ya know I love ya!

 

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

Ha Ha!

Not a prob, steph😀 ! Yeah, Britney's 15 minutes are up. Truth told, I'd rather stand on my head and eat bugs than listen to her alleged "music". Speaking strictly for Lil' Bill, she's still one sexy bimbo, though.

 

[steph]

hee hee

Hee hee, Doc Bill--Well as all my most perverted guy friends always say about her, "She could always turn to porn..."

'Course she'd have to refrain from driving the porcelain bus on the set there too--unless she was into some really EXTREME porn stuff (i.e. scat and all those sick f----!!! LOL!

XOXO

 

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

God help me, I'd probably watch her do even that! But, yeah, I'm just glad for society as a whole, that we were able to survive the blonde teenage popstar-thing. Who knows WHAT the "Next Big Thing" will be, but we can only go up from here.

 

[steph]

awwwwwwwwwwwww

Poor darlin'--we definitely need to get you out more often....

 

[tklr5150]

Steph, you can't even remember my name? And I thought I MEANT something to you!!


Anyway, the story she mentioned (I assume you're referring to mine - you did say you liked it didn't you?) can be found on my site, here http://geocities.com/tklr5150, or in the archive linked below. And thanks for the pub, Steph, memory farts aside 😛


(And personally, I have no feelings one way or another on her music, but I'd do her six ways from Sunday in a heartbeat)

 

[steph]

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!

Oh honey, please, please forgive me--I've got a house full of people and I'm afraid I'm way too under the influence of Mr. Schmirnoff's finest, however can I make it up to ya?

Yep I told you then as just before that I thought it was hot...

<(And personally, I have no feelings one way or another on her music, but I'd do her six ways from Sunday in a heartbeat),
Oh yeah, yeah Sugar, you and 99.9% of Western civ--just 4 loving words of advice for you Honey: "don't forget the condom" baby--that chick's given more rides than Greyhound...

 

[TklDuo-Drew]

Waaiiiit a minute, Steph!
Just what's wrong with Foghat? Sure they're not considered hip or current.....but Foghat RULE!!!!!

"ARE YOU READY? ARE YOU READY FOR A SLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWW
RIIIIIIIIIIIIDE???????????????"


Drew

 

[steph]

LOL

LOL! Actually I did have the pleasure of getting to see them at Sactown's now closed down infamous O-Club (the Oasis) and they were great, I just meant it's old school...her "maybe if I act and look like a hooker, people will think and treat me like I'm an adult finally." Too bad no one ever told her that mature adults don't get married, then annul it 55 hours later. Good Lord, I've got more respect for my houseplants....

 

[Knox The Hatter]

Miss Twittytwat is a crashing bore, and I can find better music coming out of Fisher Price. Trust me, a few years from now, you'll fall in love with something a lot more substantial. We hope.

 

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

Okay, KID KRAVITZ,

🙂 I hope we were able to satisfy your "B.S." cravings

Lord knows I'm rethinking my "Jessica Alba" thread already.

 

[tklr5150]

Re: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!

Oh honey, please, please forgive me--I've got a house full of people and I'm afraid I'm way too under the influence of Mr. Schmirnoff's finest, however can I make it up to ya?

Yep I told you then as just before that I thought it was hot...

<(And personally, I have no feelings one way or another on her music, but I'd do her six ways from Sunday in a heartbeat),
Oh yeah, yeah Sugar, you and 99.9% of Western civ--just 4 loving words of advice for you Honey: "don't forget the condom" baby--that chick's given more rides than Greyhound...

Hey, don't underestimate the appeal of a 60%-or-better chance of success, especially for a guy whose usual success rate is closer to 6% 😀

And Steph....I think I can forgive you - maybe - but I KNOW I can think of a few interesting ways you can make it up to me 😉 :

 

[steph]

<gg>

Honey with your imagination, I do believe you're underestimating yourself--I'm sure your success rate is much higher....Say, the OP (original poster) has been awfully quiet--has anyone else noticed???

Cheers Knox!

Ok, ok, time to get serious now (you know me--yeah RIGHT!) Shall we take pity and throw the kid another bone? (Check out the "celebrities" section and also the "polls" for more on your destined-for-b-movie-abyss little darling. And Doc, ugh! Jessica Alba?
She's cute but my 2 year old nephew is a better actor (why do ya think they cancelled her lousy show?) How come y'all never obsess over a real woman with real talent like Beyonce'? Now I'm not into girls but if I was...

And 5150, sounds like it's time for one of our infamous PM sessions, so if you're feeling froggy, just jump...
XOXO

 

[Oddjob0226]

Those are SOME replies!

Think I'll just be along now, deleating my Avril Lavign thread......

 

[steph]

LOL

Nah, Job, no need, ya know I'm just messin'! <gg>

Avril's not so bad--pretty decent voice--but she's got that kind of dark mopey Seattle thing going on, don't ya think? Or maybe that's the attraction???
XOXO

 

[TklDuo-Drew]

Hey, I'm still waiting for that Pablo Cruise reunion!

(I actually couldn't type those words without cracking up!)


Drew

 

[steph]

Hmmmm

I do believe they're on tour with Foghat. <gg>

I'll race ya to the ticket master!
XOXO

 

[Moses25]

Re: Britany

I saw her peds on Leno that one night not too long ago. Although she's in dire need of a pedicure, I'd still have a go at the soles (they looked nice 'n creamy).

As for her music, all I have to say is: What music?



Cheers.😀

P.M.S. Still dying to see Avril Lavigne's soles.

 

[Oddjob0226]

Re: LOL

Avril's not so bad--pretty decent voice--but she's got that kind of dark mopey Seattle thing going on, don't ya think?

Well, we've talked about how I love tickling combined those little short shrimpy girls! Besides, some tickling might clear up that mopiness.

I know Cruise went on to star in "Born on the 4th of July" and "Minority Report" but what ever happened to his partner Pablo?