Buy 3 things to make the cashier go WTF

[Carsomyr]

Handgun
Ski mask
notepad
(preferably walk away mumbling, I'll be right back)

Best one so far


Disposable camera
Whipped cream
Rope

 

[Gothika]

panties
cucumber
vasaline

 

[Carsomyr]

Clothespins
Dog Collar
Condoms

 

[Gothika]

barbie doll
rope
feather

 

[Gothika]

electric toothbrush
lotion
skirt

 

[Angel77]

thong
feminine deodorant spray
tampons

(works even better if a man purchases this)

 

[Gothika]

baloons
vasaline
feathers

 

[Gothika]

bandaids
knife
sowing needle

 

[SlaverTickler]

Duct tape
Condoms
Barbie Doll

Turky is more fucked-up then a Barbie, I mean who hasn't taped down a Barbie Doll and abused... psh... that amature's nite Mike come on.


ST

 

[Gothika]

nuts
panties
cologn

 

[Angel77]

feather duster
whole tuna
knife

 

[Gothika]

leather vest
leather thong
best of the village people

 

[Gothika]

medical gloves
vasaline
socks

 

[myth77]

a drill
some glitter
a sex manual

 

[Mike3355]

Chloriform (probably spelt wrong)
Box of rags
and a flash light

 

[Gothika]

shovel
rope
duckt tape

 

[Tickle Fiend]

Seventeen
Cosmopolitan
Vogue Italia

 

[Gothika]

banannas
lube
hemroid cream

 

[deadlywiffeathr]

Porno mag
Paddle pop
Block of cheese

 

[PeopleWatcher]

I once went into Target and bought rope, condoms and some lube...the cashier didn't say anything about it though,lol.

 

[KrazieDog]

Edible underwear
A sheet of plywood
Salad dressing

 

[deadlywiffeathr]

Milk duds
Napkins
Rubber bands

 

[leafstk]

Shaving Cream
Q-Tips
Radishes

 

[deadlywiffeathr]

Snickers bar
Bondage tape
Taryn with detatchable Leia buns

ROFL! 😛

 

[myth77]

paper clips
an acupuncture book
vaseline