C.A.B. is Dead ~ III

[C.A.B.]

Who am I to argue with tradition? yep... we're prepping for that time of year already. OktoberFetish 2015 will be on us like a zombie on brains in the blink of a jaundiced eye.

Spoiler Alert: I get killed. ...again.

~ C.A.B.

 

[knight]

Sadista.
You.
Bitch.

 

[MTJpub]

Take a message!!!

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Well... you did have a mutant rodent sticking a .45 in your face. Thanks for the Havanas C.A.B. 😉

The sticky notes on the desk seriously made me guffaw!

Jim
MTJpub.com

 

[kered]

I sent C.A.B. a request a couple years ago and he put together a great picture of a honey badger. Wow!!!! With him bleeding out that means I outright own this image.....and we all know how paintings really rise in value when the artists crappies!!!!

....I mean, poor C.A.B., we hardly knew ye.....*sob*

 

[The Director]

Crazy, baby, crazy!

 

[sole]

Love the Mr. Potter reference!!! 😀

 

[C.A.B.]

Love the Mr. Potter reference!!! 😀

SOUP FOR YOU!

 

[C.A.B.]

I sent C.A.B. a request a couple years ago and he put together a great picture of a honey badger. Wow!!!! With him bleeding out that means I outright own this image.....

Expect a letter from my estate's legal firm, Butros Butros Gali & Slappy.
Posthumously Yours,
~C.A.B.

 

[C.A.B.]

Crazy, baby, crazy!

High five on the posthumous side, blood!

 

[desdemona]

Hmmm... too many references from It's a Wonderful Life to begin to process... I hope you at least had a good life insurance policy with a double indemnity for murder. And Bill Murry with his Caddy Shack gopher killing sound effects to boot. I wish I could print this if only to recycle it... <3

 

[C.A.B.]

...And Bill Murry with his Caddy Shack gopher killing sound effects to boot.

Actually it was from Scrooged. Nevertheless, SOUP FOR YOU!

 

[milagros317]

You are posting quite well as a dead man.

 

[C.A.B.]

You are posting quite well as a dead man.

Ectoplasm runs at 545 mps on Comcasket.

 

[milagros317]

Ectoplasm runs at 545 mps on Comcasket.

I see. 😀
Well, if I can also post after I die, then I will reach 1,000,000 posts someday.

 

[C.A.B.]

I see. 😀
Well, if I can also post after I die, then I will reach 1,000,000 posts someday.

Assuming you POSTthumously post 'X' times within a casket period of time "y" how long before you reach 1,000,000?

 

[Tenebrae]

This is just excellent. My favorite work from you so far. Sadista has never been so SEXY, and the humor full of nods to the community is priceless

 

[Bohemianne]

I always think that Sadista is a girl C.A.B....

But this is getting more interesting... 😀

 

[ghaladin]

Since I'm of the opinion that you couldn't force the C.A.B.ster to take a dirt nap even with a anti matter tipped hawthorn branch through the chest...Wait, it's a trap!!

 

[C.A.B.]

Since I'm of the opinion that you couldn't force the C.A.B.ster to take a dirt nap even with a anti matter tipped hawthorn branch through the chest...Wait, it's a trap!!

To be fair, Chubby has killed me two Halloweens in a row before this.
Once with bottle of wine and methylmethaqualone.
And more recently with a subway PATH train... and sushi.

This time, I believe, it was with a .45 service revolver with 6 hallow-points. Won't know until the coroner's report though, if I technically died of drowning first.

But I appreciate your vote of confidence. 😀

 

[seanwoj]

Good job.

 

[desdemona]

Are sequels with roman numerals always destined to be better.... 🙂

 

[TeeHeeLawrence]

Mouthpiece

This news may come too late to do you any good, Mr. C, but I must regretfully inform you that Mr. Boutros (We're not sure WHICH one.) died of ethical causes and will be unable to appear for you at the impending inquest. <p> Will dispatch someone almost as good.<p> Regards to you and Mrs. C and the all the many various, known and unknown little Cs.

 

[Tenebrae]

I always think that Sadista is a girl C.A.B....

But this is getting more interesting... 😀

We have a saying in France: an author always writes the same book. When someone creates a character, there is a fair bit of him/herself poured into the creation process.

 

[Tenebrae]

...and methylmethaqualone.

Kudos to you for managing to place this word in a tickling discussion 🙂

 

[The Bandito]

LMAO...I don't call Jim, bitch! I just showz up!!!

B