nessonite1
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Nessiewear! Excellent! LOL!
nessonite said:Nessiewear! Excellent! LOL!
*FETISH ACCOUNTANT TRYING TO REMEMBER THE TWO MARKETING CLASSES TAKEN 20+ YEARS AGO :grind_tee * AD CAMPAIGN(IN THE ???) FOR NESSIEWARE: 1)"TIE DYE WEAR TO DIE FOR"// "FIT TO BE TIED", 2)"NO MORE SATISFYING WAY TO LEARN THE ROPES", 3)"SHE'S BOND... JANE BOND(AGE)", 4)"YOU CAN'T KEEP A GOOD GIRL DOWN...UNTIL NOW!!", 5)"THEY'RE KNOT VANILLA". *CELEBRITY ENDORSEMENTS* 6)MADONNA: MY LAWYER'S GONNA SUE YOUR #$!@^%* ASS OFF!!! BTW, DO THE PANTS COME IN SEE THROUGH?" 7)TOM HANKS AS FORREST GUMP: "KINKY IS AS KINKY DOES", "MOMMA ALWAYS SAID LIFE IS LIKE A BOX OF CHOCOLATE HANDCUFFS" 8) LANE BRYANT STORE MANAGER: "THIS WILL BE REALLY BIG IN OUR STORES(LIKE WHAT ISN'T?) 9) MAYTAG REPAIRMAN: " IF THE RIVETS, CHAINS, D RINGS, STUDS, ZIPPERS ETC TEAR UP YOUR MAYTAG, I'LL CRAWL NAKED OVER BROKEN GLASS TO YOUR HOUSE." 10) FEMALE WWE'S: "FOR THE FIRST TIME WE LIKE BEING ON THE ROPES" SO THE NEXT TIME YOU TIE ONE ON BE IN NESSIEWARE. ALL MY BABES WEAR NESSIEWARE(ENGLISH LEATHER COLOGNE RIPOFF) OR THEY WEAR NOTHING AT ALL. (NESSIEWARE, INC WILL NOT BE HELD( OR TIED) RESPONSIBLE FOR LOST PRODUCTIVITY OR WAGES NOR FOUND BEDSORES!) YO CAMEL BACK TO POST 1 IN THIS THREAD, ANY PROGRESS ON THE :camera: :camera: :camera: :camera: :camera: OF YOUR FEET?